Haya Mambo Huwezi Kuwa Umepitia kama Umezaliwa Baada ya Mwaka 90's...
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili'...
A Nyakyusa man invited his friends for his mother's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave.
A Muhaya man asked why? The Nyakyusa man smiled & said...
Umofia Kwenu wana JF,
Ebwana leo natimiza nyundo nne tangu nijiunga na JF na miaka 6 tangu kuifahamu JF,Shukrani kwa wanajf wenzangu kwa ushirikiano wenu,tupo pamoja tuendeleze libeneke.
With...
Mgonjwa mmoja wa Ebola alipanda madhabahuni kumshukuru
Mungu kwakua AMEPONA,
Baada yakumaliza ushuhuda ile MAIKI akairudisha kwa
Mchungaji!
** Mchungaji akamwambia mpe mzee wa kanisa!
** Mzee...
A born again christian brother met a born again christian sister in a
conference and decided to have a chat with her.
Brother: hello sister!
Sister: hi.
Brother: how...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He walks over to her and she greets him warmly. He's rather taken aback because he can't figure out where he knows her...
40 Tanzanian Engineering Professors were told to sit in an Air Tanzania. when they were all seated and the plane was about to take off, they were told the plane was made by their own students.They...
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient
arrives complaining of serious back pain. The
doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what
happened to your back?"
The patient replies, "Sir, I...
Nimezaliwa katika familia duni mkoani Shinyanga.Nilifeli darasa la saba,mbaya zaidi nikafeli vibaya mno kidato cha nne (Elimu ya watu wazima, alimaarufu masomo ya jioni). Wakati nikisubiri...
E-Mail Note from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:
I was fed up with being burgle d every other day in my neighborhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & De-registered from our...
Girl:bby..
Boy: yec bby..
Girl: Hii simuu..
Boy: Imefanyajee?
Girl: Inazinguaa..
Boy: ina nn?
Girl: asa kila siku wananiona na
hiihii?
Boy: sasa si ndo uliyonayo?
watakuonaje na ingine?
Girl...
Kuna Mwanamke mmoja anasoma Uhasibu Hapa arusha siku ya kwanza alitaka jagi la kuchemshia maji nikampa kwasababu yalikuwepo mawili, siku ya pili akataka simu yangu ninayotumia nikakataa siku ya...
A Nigerian, an American and a German boarded a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea satan came out and said to them: "I want you to drop something into the sea, if i find it you die,but if...
leo bataka nipate mtazamo wa wadada huhu kuhusu hili vazi maarufu duniani?
je mnalipenda livaliwe na wapenzi wenu?
je linawavutia?
wanaume pia mtakuwa na majibu toka kwa wapenzi wenu .ila...
Hawa viumbe gharama yao kubwa ni smart phone.
Kila mmoja hataki kupitwa na usasa.
Kuna watu nimeshuhudia wakilazimishwa na wapenzi wao kununua hizi simu za kubofya kizenji kama unanawa. haki ya...
Status za wazungu whatsapp
-Sick
-At movies
-Jogging
-Studing
-At meeting
-Happy
-Bussy
-Parry
-Available
-Shopping
Status za wabongo
-Kantangazee,ndo kwnza naanza
-I love so much my only no 1...
hapa tupo wanaume wachache tu.
si jambo la kawaida sana kwa mwanaume wa kupata bahati ya mtende.yaani zali la mentali.
leo tulonge kidogo wale tuliowahi kuwapata hawa watoto.
sikutaka...
UKIDHANI WEWE SI MWENDAWAZIMU PIMA KWANZA UHUSIANO WAKO NA MACHIZI!!
"You can get a thousand "no's" from people, and only one "yes" from God."
Zabibu haimenywi...
T0 test the SWEETNESS of...
Utafiti umeonyesha kwamba Wanaume wengi ambao wana tabia ya kupiga wake zao wana vibamia, yaani uume mdogo sana kuweza kumridhisha huyo Mwanamke, hivyo hufanya hivyo kwa ajili ya wivu... Utafiti...
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