One Stone Three Birds

[Bubu Msemaovyo]

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient
arrives complaining of serious back pain. The
doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what
happened to your back?"
The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night
club. This morning, I went to my apartment
early and heard some noise in my bed room. On
entering I knew someone had been with my wife
and the balcony door was opened. I rushed out
of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As
I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I was
very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him. It was very heavy. That was how I
strained my back."
Later that day, a second patient arrives and he
appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor
said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you
look terrible! What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed
for a while now. Today was the first day at my
new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was
late. I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you won't
believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know
how the fridge fell on me, or where it came
from!"
Before closing hours, the third patient came in.
He looks like he was punished in hell. The
doctor is shocked. He asked, "What in the hell
happened to you?!"
The patient replies, "Well, It started like this; "I
was in a fridge..."

 

[Black Sniper]

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[Bill Cosby]

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