Kwenye miaka ya themanini ilitokea varangata la aina yake kwenye shule moja ya sekondari pale Morogoro mji kasoro bahari. Wanafunzi walifanya fujo wakaharibu majengo na vifaa kadhaa vya shule...
Its Funny!
Sio kila siku mziki, siasa, mapenzi. Sometimes mazoezi ya sauti yausike JF:
~Wote tuseme
"umekula maharage ya wapi" kwa sauti ya Gwajima.
~Wote tuseme
"hoooo" kwa sauti ya...
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe):
Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME...
Uko na girlfriend wako kwenye basi mmesimama, anakuuliza, 'baby nikufanyie surprise?' unamjibu 'ndio'. Anakusogelea karibu, anafungua zipu, anaingiza mkono, anaitoa nje mbele za watu. Unabaki tu...
MUME: "Mke wangu naskia John
katembea na wake za watu
wooote apa mtaani kasoro
mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo alie baki
atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI,
maana yule mama ndo
ANAJIFANYAGA...
Wanaume ambao wanatafuta sababu za kuacha mchepuko lakini wanakosa kisingizio, tafadhali tumia moja ua zaidi ya njia hizi. Ukiwa umekunja uso, muangalie mchepuko machoni kisha kwa hasira sema...
masai alikua anasafili na alikua kakaa sit ya mbele akawa anamuangalia deleva akibadilisha gia kila wakati ilipofika wakati wakwenda kula watu wote wakashuka ila yeye hakwenda kwasababu alikua...
Mtaani kwetu kuna wezi balaa! Mara kwa mara wamekuwa wakijaribu kufungua mlango wa nyumba yangu usiku wa manane bila mafanikio. Siku moja nilirudi home usiku nikiwa nimechoka mno. Bahati mbaya...
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.
Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it.
Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Wandugu, salamu sana,
Poleni sana kwa majukumu ya siku na kwa mlio Dar es Salaam poleni kwa mvua.Tangu jana jioni nipo ndani ya jiji lenu mnaloliita la opportunity, ingawa nilipokelewa na mvua...
Mtaani kwetu kuna wezi balaa! Mara kwa mara wamekuwa wakijaribu kufungua mlango wa nyumba yangu usiku wa manane bila mafanikio. Siku moja nilirudi home usiku nikiwa nimechoka mno. Bahati mbaya...
Ok wadau thread hii nimeianzisha maalumu kwa wale wote ambao wana tofauti, mabifu na ugomvi baina yao, kama una ugomvi na mwenzio mtag mwite mjibizane humu mmalize tofauti zenu na kwa wale...
Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
"Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives...
Jana mwanangu aliniuliza baba unalijua lile tangazo la airtel,nikamuuliza mwanagu ni lipi hilo,akasema lile linaanza na kijana anasema hili duka limejaa nitapata kila kitu,mangi anaitikia karibu...
TENSION>>Umechill gheto unapata majani, mara ghafla defender la polisi linaingia mtaani kwenu.
TENSION>>Una tumbo la kuhara, umeingia public toilet na kushusha mzigo, masikini kumbe maji...
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