MUUMINI NA PADRI
Muumini mmoja alikuwa akiungama kwa Padri.
Muumini: Nakuungamia wewe Padri wangu, dhambi zangu ni hizi, nina meseji za matusi kwenye simu yangu, nina picha za x kwenye simu...
Unajua wawekezaji wengi walio bongo ni wachina na wahindi. Na unajua we don c any success with them? Unajua ni kwanini?
Indians are the cheapest pple in d world followed by chinese. Do u still...
This Happen in one of the USA Ambassador...
An Arab was being interviewed for an American visa
Officer: wat is your Name?
Arab: Al said abdull
Officer: your Age
Arab: 34:
Offiver: Nationality...
A Mid Age man with a sport bag on his left hand with sun Googles cover his eyes walked into a one of the City branch of a certain Bank ..in City Centre... approaching a fine young and decent lady...
Laugh as you read along!
SON ASKED HIS FATHER: "Daddy what is the difference between"potential" and "reality"
Dad: I will show you, Dad turned to his wife and ask her: "Would you...
Hii nimeikuta kwa jamaa hukoo
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> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being...
Inaweza kuwa huna kitu lakini watu wakakuchukia na binadamu kumchukia binadamu mwenziwe ni kuwa na roho mbaya tena mbaya sana,huwezi kujua lakini jamaa alieondoa topiki ya ..Kesho ni mwisho wa...
Jamaa mmoja ambaye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya
mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa speech katika tamasha moja la vijana
lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu
kujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza...
It is practically practicable for practitioners to practice practices that have been practised by other practitioners to prove their reliability anda validity. Discuss. I will be back
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
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2. All stupids, after reading the first truth, will try it.
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3. And discover that The...
CLEVER NEWS REPORTER
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever...
NIGHT OUT
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Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. T.A.N.E.S.C.O at Work
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Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya sana porini,na baada ya ajali hiyo alitokea mkulima mmoja na alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo kubwa na kuwazika wote kwa pamoja.
Baadaye polisi walikuja eneo la...
Wakuu nilitoweka kwa muda kidogo, karibu status itagota zero. Leo nimepita nimeona items za Thanked and Thanks zero. Kutizama za wengine tena hivyo hivyo ila nyingine zimeanza kukua.
Mkuu...
1. u have more wives than teeth
2.U own a $50000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes.
3.U refine Heroin but have a more objection to beer.
4.U think Vests come in 2 style:Bullet proof and...
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