JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamani hii ni kweli kabisa, yamenikuta.
Ilikuwa hivi,
Ilikuwa mida ya alfajiri mi na waifu tumejihimu tunaelekea kituo cha dala dala ili tuwahi daladala tukamwone ndugu yangu mgonjwa aliyelazwa...
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use...
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HER DAY IN COURT
Wakuu Love is blind.
Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady:I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the...
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Hi dear!
>Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular...
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Wakati akifanya ziara mkoani mbeya wilayani kyela kiongozi mmoja wa juu serikalini na kwenye chama "enzi za mwalimu" alipata taabu mno kuwasiliana kwa kiswahili nawakazi wa kyela mkoani...
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
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It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received...
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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and...
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An unmarried friends, a male and a female were debating on an issue.
She was saying, how it is unfair that if a guy has Inte*cou*se with many girls every week, he is legend. But a girl flirts...
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Huyu dogi kapoteza kabsaa wajibu wake wa asili kwa kujihusisha na usanii wa dansi kwa lengo la kumwongezea kipato bwana wake na mwenyewe kuish maisha mazuri katika jamii...
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MDAU KULA KIBWAGIZO HIKI NA WIKI END NJEMA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qurWMR-vosI&feature=player_embedded
CIAO
ZIKOMO!
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Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good...
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