JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When...

Washikaji wa Yo Yo Kanumba vipi hapa? Duh... Bora kuwa Single tu... !!!!

This is why you should change your socks regularly…you may harm innocent victims,so be careful guys!

Jinsi makabila mbali mbali yanavoomba tendo la unyumba, Wakurya:Mama Chacha twende 2kakandamize! Wamasai:Mama Yeyoonipe ile litu inamesa mwensake! Wahaya: Mama Bojo infwakti rara nikurarie...

A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy...

Turn ur speeker on and listen careful

JOB APPLICATION: I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no...

Wanandoa wameoana siku ya pili tu wamepelekana kwa padri...akawauliza nini tena? MKE AKSEMA: Nilifikiri iko hivi ===========> ama hivi =====> kumbe hivi ==> bora talaka, MUME NAE KASEMA...

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His...

Bless The Food http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpkcCskXeG0

Fidel81s Secretary Masanilo: Your Secretary is very Sexy. Fidel81: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweetie. If you squeeze it's right breast it takes notes and If you squeeze...

A blind man impressed waitresses and their boss at a restaurant by sniffing at a used fork and telling the food that was eaten using the fork. The boss’ wife couldn’t believe it. So her husband...

Mhhh hapo haolewi mtu...!

young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist...

Mnakumbuka enzi zileeeee za kuandikiana barua? Hebu jikumbusheni kiduchu. ** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ P D N F"--- please do no fold Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe...

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby,"...

What Exactly Is Marriage? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy...

This insurer guy decided to wite to a girl he has been admiring a lot: After doing my assessments, from a risk management point of view, I have concluded that you are a good risk.I have done my...

I heard this on the talk show radio this morning. The talk show host says,"I will ask you three questions about Oprah Winfrey. If you get two out of three right,a member of the audience will give...