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Makabila bwana!(dont read this if you dont have to!)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lole Gwakisa, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Lole Gwakisa

    Lole Gwakisa JF-Expert Member

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    Jinsi makabila mbali mbali yanavoomba tendo la unyumba,
    Wakurya:Mama Chacha twende 2kakandamize!
    Wamasai:Mama Yeyoonipe ile litu inamesa mwensake!
    Wahaya: Mama Bojo infwakti rara nikurarie!
    Wachaga:Mama Sia fungua kibubu nitupe shilingi ati!
    Kiboko yao Wapemba: aaah! Mama Sefu panua paja mti waja!
    Je kabila lenu linasemaje?
     
  2. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    this is funny.......i like it...
     
  3. J

    JackieJoki Member

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    Wamassai: Mama Yeyo leta shakula
     
  4. Gudboy

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    hii kali sana , maana nimecheka mpaka watu hapa wananishangaa
     
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    Darwin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaa
     
  6. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Hatari sana,sasa mwanamke akiwa anataka mchezo anasemaje kwa makabila hayo hayo.
    Who can guess.
     
  7. babukijana

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    mbapo kya munkati mogerere
     
  8. J

    JackieJoki Member

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    Baba yeyo leta bokora
     
  9. Nemesis

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    Hiyo ya kimasai ndo imenitoa: 'Mama Yeyo nipe ile kitu inayomesa mwenzake' :D
     
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    Bulesi JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona hujasema Wanyakyusa wanapoomba wanasemaje?
     
  11. Lyceum

    Lyceum JF-Expert Member

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    Duh very funny japo sijawasikia wapare
     
  12. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha hii hata mimi imeniacha hoi...inamesa mwenzake! LOL!
     
  13. Zogwale

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    Quite a number of weaknesses in these love commands!!! Simply women are there for men!!! Hakuna kubisha, lete in any how!!! Kweli ndoa za kiafrika tunahitaji kubadilika. Mostly, one way traffic!!!
     
  14. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kuna njemba mmoja alikuwa hajamgusa mkewe kwa kipindi (sijui ilikuwa ni muda gani) Maana Njemba ilikuwa inacheza sana viwanja vya ugenini. Mama akazidiwa mpaka akaomba shughuli kwa Mzee kwa mara ya kwanza katika ndoa yao ambayo tayari ilikuwa na miaka mingi tu. Njemba acha ije juu kwa kuombwa. Ukawa ugomvi mkubwa sana na njemba kudai, "Kama nisingekuwapo na wewe una hamu je, ungetembea nje!?" lakini kasheshe iliisha na mama ndiye aliyekuwa mshindi kwa kuonekana ana haki ya kuomba kama anajisikia sikia. ;)

    Kwa maoni yangu wanaume (Tanzania) pia tunachangia hali hiyo. Kwa mfano hatuwapi nafasi wanawake na wao wawe na sauti katika hili tendo hili hata kama mkeo au GF ulimkuta si bikira. Kila siku mwanaume ndiye anaamua tendo litafanywa kivipi. Mama akisema miye napenda kwa hivi pia basi ni ugomvi wa hali ya juu. Nani kakufundisha kufanya kwa hivi? una mwanaume mwingine nini wewe?

    Kaka punguza hasira huyu binti hukumkuta bikira ati! aliwahi kuwa na wengine ambao walikuwa wakifanya tofauti na wewe kama binti anafurahia zaidi kihivyo basi mwache akueleze ili wote mfurahie zaidi tendo hilo.
     
  15. Shaycas

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    Wachaga;ngilihemba mbatu.
    Kwa nini hali/maneno hayo yawepo?Je hata wewe upo hivyo?Je ni sahihi?
     
  16. Spear

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    sasa nahisi hii mada yote umeiletwa kivarange varange ikiwa hao watu wanamakabila yao kwa maana hiyo hutowa maobi yao kwa kutumia lugha za makabila yao au ndio sikuhizi hazitakiwi hata kusikikana kama zipo au zilikuwepo lugha za makabila ?
     
  17. Yegomasika

    Yegomasika JF-Expert Member

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    Du leo nimecheka mpaka kulia machozi, sisi wabongo nuksi kwa kubuni misemo. Laiti tungekuwa sharp namna hii katika nyanja zote tungekuwa hata tumeshatua kwenye sayari ya Mars.
     
  18. Sikonge

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    Mie niliipata zamani kutoka kwa dada yeyo mmoja kutoka Jamaica:

    Mchagga: We mama Aika uko wapi? Ntaacha!!!

    Mkurya: "RARA CHINI NIKURENGE"

    Mhaya: Mama Koku if you are ready twende tukaperform

    Mnyakyusa: Findu Fyangu we obhokela


    Mpare: Mama Foibe thou nikakudenge

    Mnyamwezi: Mama Nyanzo twendege tukhalimege litonge!

    Jaluo: Twendege tukasukumane

    Maasai: Mama yeyoo nataka ile inamesa mwensake..


    Wasukuma : Nalikuchola mayu, kiyumbo mayu.
     
  19. Junius

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    inafurahisha sana ila Pemba si kabila ni eneo
     
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