A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective ,....The cheapest he could get.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He...
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, Can I help you Sir?
Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr, the...
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Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing.
All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'"...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring...
A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip,set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you...
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first...
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote...
Women, which footbal fan-(anatic)-s do you think make real men.Personaly, I am a chelsea fan & i believe chelsea men are real cultured gentlemen as opposed to sissy's (Arsenal-esp arragon)...
There was a German, an Italian and our Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death...
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
> > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> > Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> > You retire on the income.
> >
> >
> > KENYAN ECONOMICS
> > You have...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he...
Watu wamekuwa wakisema kuwa kanumba hajui kiinglish, Angalia then toa maoni yako nani anaweza zaidi kati ya K na hawa jamaa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGuOJiqf1Tg
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