JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child Pornography MARTIN COUNTY Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was...

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[B] Once upon a time in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with...

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The most expensive cigarete MANCHESTER, N.H. – A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars. Josh...

Wana JF nimepata tetesi yule mtangazji wa ITV wamemtimua tena kazi baada ya kurudi kutoka MArekani. Je kuna anaejua ukweli wa hili?

Received by E-mail: I hate to sound like an adult..... But now that I'm well over the age of fifty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy and yet you...

“NILIPOSIKIA juu ya mashindano ya wanaume wenye sura mbaya sikusita kushiriki kwani nilijua ni lazima niibuke na ushindi,” anasema Sultani Masoud maarufu kwa jina la Sura Mbaya. Masoud Sura...

Father: I want You To Marry A girl Of My Choice. Son: I will Choose My Own Bride! Father: But The Girl Is Bill Gates's Daughter! Son: Well, In that case... OK! THE NEXT DAY FATHER...

Unique survey... A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the...

:confused:Please read????? There was this case in Kenyatta National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of...

GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE 1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there...

Lakotah tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in organizations such as government and business, other strategies are...

Craig goes into the drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which he wants to buy. "Well", Craig said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...

Jamani mwezi ndo unaelekea ukingoni, nataka kuwatonya kituko nilichokutana nacho hivi karibuni....mkanda ulikuwa hivi: Tulikwenda kwenye kazi na wenzangu kama wanne hivi, ilikuwa maeneo ya...

Am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish...

Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0.