JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

BILL COSBY: Hi Kids, can any of you tell me if has happy parents! Dogo: My parents are happy sometimes, and some other times they pretend to be happy, COSBY: when are they really happy and when...

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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The...

The Ultimate Rejection Letter Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using...

Maasai alimwona jamaa ana kopo la maji anaenda ****** mazungumzo yao yakawa kama ifuatavyo: Maasai: Rafiki mbona naenda na kopo ya maji ****** muk#nd# yako nakiu? Maasai baada ya kuchomwa...

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...

The priest spoke this joke when I went to Catholic Mass last Sunday,there in the Latino Community. It is a story about the boy who was very lazy in his studies. So,his parents decided to enroll...

Phone Number trick Try this and tell me if it worked for you It's interesting It worked for me 1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number into a calculator...

This is hilarious! One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby...

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used...

1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco. 2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies). 3.Stooyako imejaa vitu...

Instructions: - Muda: 10 Seconds. Majibu mpe mwenzako. 1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi? 2. Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake? 3...

Gazeti pendwa la Amani linakwenda mbele zaidi kwa kueleza mkakati mzima, jinsi kituo hicho cha ngono cha vigogo, kilichopo ndani ya ofisi ya Massage Centre, iliyopo Kijitonyama, Dar es Salaam...

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly...... I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and...

Usiku mmoja mlevi ambaye akili ilikuwa bado 50/50 aliona watu wakipiga foleni mbele ya mashine na kubonyeza bonyeza halafu wanapata pesa. Yeye akijua leo anabahati ya mtende, baada ya kuondoka mtu...