Wana MMU, Je Mambo Haya Ni Kweli?

Wana MMU, Je Mambo Haya Ni Kweli?

Kuhusu wadada wa KIZIGUA ni uongo huo mi dada zangu hawajawahi kunipeleka kwa hao Mabwana zao
 
Mweee!! Jamani kabila langu... Ndio hivyo kweli?? Not fair kabisa... Lol
 
PakaJimmy umekula rushwa mahali umeeenda kuupdate !nina wasi wasi na wewe!jana haikuwepo hii!ahahhahahhahah hata sijasoma lol!ngoja nisome sasa!
 
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snowhite said:
ya ngapi bana manake na PakaJimmy jana kaniamboa na sissi tumo!mbn sijioni i seee!
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NGONI
First Date: She must appears with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.
 
Kaunga said:
NGONI
First Date: She must appears with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.
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ulivo mmbeya mpka ukanikotia!
lione!ahhahhahahhahahhahahha PakaJimmy una lako jambo!sio bure!
 
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PakaJimmy kwa wangoni, umesahau role ya pombe, 1st date unamchukua kama umepeleka pombe kwa wazazi. LOL
au nadanganya KIKUNGU!
 
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Kaunga said:
PakaJimmy kwa wangoni, umesahau role ya pombe, 1st date unamchukua kama umepeleka pombe kwa wazazi. LOL
au nadanganya KIKUNGU!
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umiona??
walahi utanilipa! FP kwani uko wapi lakini ujue kuna watu wanataka kudetiana huku on our expenses!please do samsing!popote ulipo!
hapa akija na KIKUNGU hapakaliki!
 
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PakaJimmy said:
Kwanini mkuu Nicas Mtei?
Umesemwa ukweli mno?
Hii ni fasihi-andishi ambapo kazi yake ni kufunza, kuonya na kurekebisha.
Kama imekugusa then fasihi imefanya kazi yake.
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Kuna watu nimeona wamenuna kishenzi. Wamekataa kabisa kugusa hii thread
 
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