Wana MMU, Je Mambo Haya Ni Kweli?

[PakaJimmy]

mkuu PakaJimmy ngoja nimuulize dada yangu Preta kwanza kama haya mambo bado yapo.... Sister hebu nijuze.

NB Mh/Kiti PakaJimmy bado niko Arachuga jmosi tawatafuta mkuu ufalme wangu hapa unakaribia mwisho.

Mkuu,
Hakuna mbaya tupo pamoja...hebu tufanye mchakato tukae kama kamati ya bunge ya matumizi.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Naruhusiwa kubadilisha kabila? Maana mie Masai nsijeonekana mchoyo bure nkakimbiwa!! Hahahaha lol
Shemeji PakaJimmy leo umeniacha hoi......

 

[Asnam]

Haya, mwingine huyu analisaliti kabila lake kama vile Yuda Msaliti.
Jamani, tuwe na ujasiri.,,!

sijalisaliti kabila langu ila ukweli ndo huo halipo kwenye hiyo list yenu.

 

[Bavaria]

mparee, mtani katisha. chuma mboga,

 

[RR]

Humu hamna wapare????
Watakutoa roho PakaJimmy

 

[PakaJimmy]

sijalisaliti kabila langu ila ukweli ndo huo halipo kwenye hiyo list yenu.

Ha hahaaaa!
Kweli nimekubali Tanzania haina tatizo la Ukabila kabisa, ndiyo maana Mpare anaweza kujiita Mkinga at any time t, na huko kwa Wakinga anakubalika kama kawa!
Hii ndiyo Tanzania yetu!

 

[Smile]

aiseee mbona mi9 sinywi hata soda

 

[PakaJimmy]

Humu hamna wapare????
Watakutoa roho PakaJimmy

Hawawezi!
Wakija nawathibitishia kuwa mimi pia ni mpare!
Hii ni Tanzania bana!
Mzima lakini RR ?

 

[Chocs]

Hahahahahahaha
Mtu unaweza ukakataa kabila atii,hiyo ya wapare imenichekesha
Kwahiyo wao ni hapo chini tuuuuuuuuuu,looolest

 

[RR]

Mkuu swadakta tu....
Natafuta mpare wa kudeti nae mara mbili.....
Hivi Preta si mpare wa Kisiwani? Au hata Blaki Womani ....au sweetlady....
Mara mbili tu...mpare!

Hawawezi!
Wakija nawathibitishia kuwa mimi pia ni mpare!
Hii ni Tanzania bana!
Mzima lakini RR ?

 

[Aine]

afadhali kabila langu hapo halipo!

 

[Fixed Point]

Yaani hii sred inabidi nilipwe fidia
Nimeumia sana mbavu.

Na hizi ndio top 2
cc FP snowhite Preta

RANGI, MBULU NYATURU
First date: Tell her your Office, then she has her first daylight orgasm!
Second date: If you dont initiate sex she she brands you 'functionless'...Umeniharibia handas yangu!
Other dates: Toa buku jero,and you have sex and dinner every evening, and sometimes a dingris for a gift.

NGONI
First Date: She must appear with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.

naamini 100% aliyeandika hapa ni mtani wetu, wala siyo anayejua tabia haswa za watoto wa kingoni.... PakaJimmy una utani na sisi?
ligono la mwisho wavembi ndali?

 

[Fixed Point]

umiona??
walahi utanilipa! FP kwani uko wapi lakini ujue kuna watu wanataka kudetiana huku on our expenses!please do samsing!popote ulipo!
hapa akija na KIKUNGU hapakaliki!

akina nani hao wanataka kwa expense zetu?
ni huyo shostito Kaunga?

 

[King’asti]

Hahahaha. Yaani nimeshagundua. Nna damu ya kichaga na kimasai mixed. Swali ni je, mshua Mtambuzi atakubali dna test? Nahisi alichakachuliwa hapa lol.

 

[JiweLinaloishi]

Mkuu,
Hakuna mbaya tupo pamoja...hebu tufanye mchakato tukae kama kamati ya bunge ya matumizi.

poa mkuu wa makuhani......

 

[Mwangazza]

Kaizer upadate ur memory puliiiiz! Kaunga ameninyamnyasa sana bana!

Snow wa kwenye series ya Once upon a time ni wewe ?