Wana MMU, Je Mambo Haya Ni Kweli?

[Kaunga]

PakaJimmy Kaunga anakudare ujue!
sidhani kama huna ya MABINTI WA KINYAMWEZI!hebu kandamiza hapa!
kwani unawaogopa?hawana hata nguvu basi nikwambie!

ataunga unga na mnyaa, lakini hatapata kitu ya wanyamwezi.

 

[snowhite]

Unajua hapa sijakuelewa kabsaaa!
Labda urudie.
"Kita wifuna kugoga liyoka tova kumutu"
Embu fanya hivyo, maana nimeamua kukutafunia kabisa.

khaaaa!sasa chaaani kota kunileka na mwene????

 

[snowhite]

ataunga unga na mnyaa, lakini hatapata kitu ya wanyamwezi.

wenzio wanasemaga hivo hivo!matokeo yake wanakujaga kujuta !oh!

 

[Kongosho]

Yaani hii sred inabidi nilipwe fidia
Nimeumia sana mbavu.

Na hizi ndio top 2
cc FP snowhite Preta

RANGI, MBULU NYATURU
First date: Tell her your Office, then she has her first daylight orgasm!
Second date: If you dont initiate sex she she brands you 'functionless'...Umeniharibia handas yangu!
Other dates: Toa buku jero,and you have sex and dinner every evening, and sometimes a dingris for a gift.

NGONI
First Date: She must appear with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.

 

[snowhite]

Yaani hii sred inabidi nilipwe fidia
Nimeumia sana mbavu.

Na hizi ndio top 2
cc FP snowhite Preta

RANGI, MBULU NYATURU
First date: Tell her your Office, then she has her first daylight orgasm!
Second date: If you dont initiate sex she she brands you 'functionless'...Umeniharibia handas yangu!
Other dates: Toa buku jero,and you have sex and dinner every evening, and sometimes a dingris for a gift.

NGONI
First Date: She must appear with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.

eehehehhehheheh ngoma imepata mchezaji!kwani zombie hajarudi tu???hebu kapike huko!

 

[Kongosho]

Sijui kwa nini simalizi kucheka wangoni na wambulu.
Jamani, andamaneni

 

[Kongosho]

Kila nikisoma ninacheka, sijajua kwa nini

ZOmbie yupo hapa kibindoni

eehehehhehheheh ngoma imepata mchezaji!kwani zombie hajarudi tu???hebu kapike huko!

 

[snowhite]

Kila nikisoma ninacheka, sijajua kwa nini

ZOmbie yupo hapa kibindoni

ni umbea tu unakusumbua!
wewe Kaunga, Kaizer na King'asti si ndio wale wale tu!

 

[snowhite]

Sijui kwa nini simalizi kucheka wangoni na wambulu.
Jamani, andamaneni

ahahhahahhahahhahah yani imagine na mawigi yetu!YAKIPEPERUKA JE!??

 

[Kaizer]

ni umbea tu unakusumbua!
wewe Kaunga, Kaizer na King'asti si ndio wale wale tu!

mwalimu snowhite...kabila lako apo juu ninlipi tena

 

[Kongosho]

hili zuri

ahahhahahhahahhahah yani imagine na mawigi yetu!YAKIPEPERUKA JE!??

 

[snowhite]

mwalimu snowhite...kabila lako apo juu ninlipi tena

ehehehehehheehehhehe watu na majina yenu!
kwani wewe ni Kaizer au Ceasar?

 

[Khakhi]

mhhh chaggas noma

 

[PakaJimmy]

Yaani hii sred inabidi nilipwe fidia
Nimeumia sana mbavu.

Na hizi ndio top 2
cc FP snowhite Preta

RANGI, MBULU NYATURU
First date: Tell her your Office, then she has her first daylight orgasm!
Second date: If you dont initiate sex she she brands you 'functionless'...Umeniharibia handas yangu!
Other dates: Toa buku jero,and you have sex and dinner every evening, and sometimes a dingris for a gift.

NGONI
First Date: She must appear with a wig, thinking it attracts every male!...The more you talk(regardless of the points) the more chances you approach to be debited with a guest-house bill!...more blah blah then be assured of Kifocha Mende on same day!
Second date:She appears with a wig again, this time you have to meet both her parents and family men, sex in darkness only!
Third date: She appears with a wig on head, her parents allows her out even for a week, provided a wedding promise has been made.

Hapo penye bold...hivi kwa kabila lenu mtu akikuchekesha sana anakulipa nini?
Maana thread hii ni mwendo wa ukabila saaana!

 

[Kipaji Halisi]

ngoja nianze kutafuta wapare, kumbe nita-save some coins eehh, au vya bure vinaua, sitaki kuamini kirahisi!

ila maasai na chaga wamenitia fora!!

hahaahahahahaha...mie simoooooooo..mchanga wa pwani huoooooooooooo

 

[platozoom]

halafu huyu snowhite sijui kajuaje mama yangu anaitwa Kalunde, pia kuna Ndaala, Mbela, Kapemba, Kasoga, Kayumya, Siyumba, Msambwa, Nyanzobe, Kalekwa, Isanga, Kasinde na mengine mengi tu!

Huyo Nyanzobe huyoo

 

[Kongosho]

Sina hakika kama ulikusudia kunichekesha

Au ilikuwa njia ya kunijeruhi

Umesahau timu ya taifa ya tz iliwahi kwenda nchi fulani wakatuka tv zote zinaonesha ya kikubwa tu? Si walikusudia kuwajeruhi na wakafanikiwa.

Bado nasisitiza malipo

cc Mwanasheria Mkuu Rutashobolwa

Hapo penye bold...hivi kwa kabila lenu mtu akikuchekesha sana anakulipa nini?
Maana thread hii ni mwendo wa ukabila saaana!

 

[JiweLinaloishi]

...hii kali...

kwa wale wanaopenda kitonga hapa wamefika.....

 

[JiweLinaloishi]

mkuu PakaJimmy ngoja nimuulize dada yangu Preta kwanza kama haya mambo bado yapo.... Sister hebu nijuze.

NB Mh/Kiti PakaJimmy bado niko Arachuga jmosi tawatafuta mkuu ufalme wangu hapa unakaribia mwisho.

 

[Frajasa]

Mweee!! Jamani kabila langu... Ndio hivyo kweli?? Not fair kabisa... Lol

Ha ha ha ha!lazima utakuwa mtani wangu(mpare)