Wakali wa umombo JF...

[KOKUTONA]

Is that a fact or an ass-umption?

Mhhh....

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Cluster analysis????!!!!!

Au sukuma twende????!!!!!

 

[malaja jr]

mkuu hapo kwako shule ipo nimekubali

 

[Window7]

jamani ndo mfalme naingia! huyu window8 anasemaje malikia? si ameoa J.lee huyu?

teh.. wamechelea kabisa!!!

Ngoja nimuite J.lee aje akumwagie hicho kimombo wanachopashana hapa.

et anataka funguo ya pm king

We niruhusu tu miss. Kuna new dictionary nimeipata ina bombastic za kiajemi nataka nikuzawadie.

 

[Mentor]

Kusifiwa imekuwa balaa? naona umeshusha mbwembwe zoote.

What brother Kiranga does is simply putting together two or three words that mean exactly the same thing (synonyms) but are not widely used in everyday conversation and claims to have a higher command of this language over the rest of JF members.

I agree that vocabulary is one thing but to be great you have to master writing and speech rules (both grammatical and syntax). Your message has to make sense to the audience intended.

That's why Martin Luther King Jr. is considered one of the greatest orators of his time. Not because he couldn't speak 'business' or 'ancient' Shakespearean English...probably...but because he used his mustering of the rules of the language to convey his message to the people and they understood him.

Anyone can look up synonyms in a dictionary and sophisticate even the simplest of messages as, 'I am hungry' but it takes a real guru in a language to present his message..the same message..to different cadres of people...natives...to executives...to business men.

 

[mfianchi]

Salaamu wandugu,
Sio kila siku kupondana tu ,siku nyengine kusifiana na kutiana moyo ni bora.Kwa leo ningependa tuwape pongezi kwa kuwataja majina wazee wa umombo uliokwenda shule.Mimi ninaanza na jamaa mmoja anaitwa Kiranga.Huyu jamaa English yake imesimama sana.Hongera mkuu.Tuendelee.

Au wakali wa lugha ya mama au ung'eng'e,kuulewa umombo si mchezo kaka unaweza ukawa unateleza kama yai ukiongea na kuandika lakini ukiangalia bado ngeli inakuwa mbali,hata kiswahili tunaongea na kuandika ,lakini wanaokijua kiswahili hasa ni wachache sana,kuongea na kuandika si kujua lugha ,lugha ina mambo mengi.
Kuna watu humu waliwahi kumkebei Dr Lwaitama hajui kiingereza kisa akiongea naongea kwa nukta lakini kwa uhalisia Dr Lwaitama naweza kusema kuwa ni mmoja ya watu wachache wanaojua ngeli ya lugha ya mama,wengi tunafikiri kuongea lafudhi ya kimarekani kama Eddy Murphy ndio kujua ngeli .

 

[mfianchi]

Siwapendi watu wanaojisifu kwa kujua kiingereza wakati kwenye kiswahili tunaboronga kwa kuandika kiswahili kichafu,
'NAJISIKIA FAHARI KWA VILE NAJITAHIDI KUONGEA NA KUANDIKA KISWAHILI FASAHA'

Kwa hilo nakupa pongezi kiswahili fasaha siku hizi kimeota mbawa,na kuna mabadiliko mengi siku hizi kulinganisha na zamani,hata hivyo kama nilivyoandika hapo awali wengi tunadhani eti kwa kuwa tunajua kuandika ,kusoma na kuongea Kiswahili eti ndio tunakijua Kiswahili kumbe wanaojua Kiswahili ni watu wachache sana,tena naweza kusema ukilinganisha kwa wanaojua Kiswahili nafikiri angalau Zanzibar na Kenya utawakuta wengi kuliko sisi hapa Tanganyika

 

[Miss Neddy]

Ngoja nimuite J.lee aje akumwagie hicho kimombo wanachopashana hapa.




We niruhusu tu miss. Kuna new dictionary nimeipata ina bombastic za kiajemi nataka nikuzawadie.

hahahahahahahaha sidanganyiki

 

[Chivundu]

Kiranga anajua.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Do not be hurt?

Partner? Who told you I had a partner in JF?

Me....

 

[Heaven on Earth]

namnukuu kiranga kutoka kwenye ule mpambano
"permit me to gladly grab my sootless sticks out of the hazily hued humidor and evade eerie affable ephemeral enchantments with enviable equanimity while embarking from this putrid pungent pugilists pantomine, to a somber soliloquy of salitary sanity" mwisho wa kunukuu..ule mpambano watu tulikesha tulifatilia hadi ngumi ya mwisho..ndipo bi faizafoxy akaomba mpambano na nyaningabu..

Nyaningabu alianza kwa dharau kama hivi "you are a fool to the nth degree..you cant even string a coheren and syntactically correct sentence..and you want go toe toe with me? Please dont make a spectacle of yourself"
pia aliongeza " i'm a prefessional rhetorical ass whupper.i dont do it for free unless its for charity.so if you want see me in my professional capacity you'll have to pay some money"

hauna link ya hii kitu nikasome mwenyewe

 

[Kiranga]

Me....

Kiranga is a singularity.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Kiranga is a singularity.

I was kidding

Singularity Mpaka lini.......

 

[Kiranga]

I was kidding

Singularity Mpaka lini.......

Mpaka Yesu arudi.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Mpaka Yesu arudi.

hahahaa

asiporudi..........

 

[Kiranga]

hahahaa

asiporudi..........

Una maana kitabu kimedanganya?

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Una maana kitabu kimedanganya?

Ndio......

 

[tansoma]

kahtaan ni kiboko ya lughaa hio ya malkia

Wengine wanamfuatia kiranga nyani gabu

 

[Kiranga]

Ndio......

Hahaha,

Hapa ndipo wale wenzetu nshomile wanasema "I rest my case".

Angalia the new Taliban wasikutafune lakini.

Heaven is really on earth, pie in the sky is a lie after you die.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Kiranga nimesoma Newsweek toka niko standard six nimeanza kwenda overseas toka Form 4 and nipo kwenye International organisation where I interact na so many colleagues from different countries but I can assure you can't be having a normal conversation na mtu Melbourne au San Francisco na akaanza kutumia such vocabulary to deliver a simple message. Point is, I am happy for you una knowledge ya kutumia such words lakini nitakupinga milele utakaposema our standards are low while we can fluently communicate in English.

Hivi unafahamu kwamba Zanzibar, Comoro, Mauritius pia ni overseas? unaelewa kingereza kweli wewe?