Wakali wa umombo JF...

[Miss Neddy]

"is a waste of time" ndiyo lugha gani hiyo?

hahahahah kwani wewe ulikuwa unaandika lugha gani

 

[Kiranga]

hahahahah kwani wewe ulikuwa unaandika lugha gani

"is a waste of time" and then you have the bloody nerve to talk about my linguistic abilities.

Miss donkey una matatizo kweli (unafahamu maana ya "neddy" since you are so bent on linguistic acumen? )

 

[AmaniGK]

I wouldn't call a distinguished president "none". That - clever wordplay or not - would be rather demeaning to his character if not belittling his august office.

August office?Please enlighten me

 

[Husninyo]

Tehee! Kiranga na Nyani Ngabu wanatisha, mie hata posts zao naogopa kuwaquote. Lol! Staki kutokwa jasho vidoleni.

 

[Kibadiru]

Tehee! Kiranga na Nyani Ngabu wanatisha, mie hata posts zao naogopa kuwaquote. Lol! Staki kutokwa jasho vidoleni.

We Mwajuma umefata nini huku?

 

[Adharusi]

Tehee! Kiranga na Nyani Ngabu wanatisha, mie hata posts zao naogopa kuwaquote. Lol! Staki kutokwa jasho vidoleni.

Mimi ndo kiboko ya NN namkoti kwa kiarabu

 

[twende kazi]

how about me in this language? 連我也很好，在這種語言的熟練程度，你怎麼說. I think i am competent enough.

Mkuu sijakuelewa you are competent enough kwenye Kiswahili,kichina au kiingereza?

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Mkuu sijakuelewa you are competent enough kwenye Kiswahili,kichina au kiingereza?

Mkuu edit hii comment, hiki ni kiswanglish. Hapo umeuliza au ni statement? 'Are you' ama 'you are'

 

[twende kazi]

Mkuu edit hii comment, hiki ni kiswanglish. Hapo umeuliza au ni statement? 'Are you' ama 'you are'

Mkuu iyo competent enough nimemnukuu jamaa

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Mkuu iyo competent enough nimemnukuu jamaa

Ok sawa, nduhu tabu nkoi

 

[Walnut Creek]

Hahahaha....Haki ya Mungu. You really had to write all these complex vocabularies to make a point.

Complex is relative. Ndiyo maana nikaandika standards zetu zinaweza kuwa ndogo na hilo kunifanya mimi mahiri wakati kiukweli ni mambo ya kawaida tu.

Sasa mtu kama ulikuwa unasoma Newsweek na Time Magazine tangu uko na miaka 12 na kutuma mashairi yaliyochapishwa Sunday News by the time ukiwa na miaka 14 hayo maneno hayawezi kuwa complex.

Kiranga nimesoma Newsweek toka niko standard six nimeanza kwenda overseas toka Form 4 and nipo kwenye International organisation where I interact na so many colleagues from different countries but I can assure you can't be having a normal conversation na mtu Melbourne au San Francisco na akaanza kutumia such vocabulary to deliver a simple message. Point is, I am happy for you una knowledge ya kutumia such words lakini nitakupinga milele utakaposema our standards are low while we can fluently communicate in English.

 

[Mentor]

If Kiranga's English is anything impressive at JF, it could only be because JF standards are too low, not because Kiranga is that impressive in the high command of this strange tongue.

Thank you twende kazi , you are far too kind.

Hahahahah Kiranga at it again....promulgating his exhortation!!!

NB: Complexity doesn't always mirage impressiveness.

And while on that I should ask you to apologize to the whole mass of JF members for your seemingly intended offence above.

Good morning.

 

[Kibadiru]

stop writing language that does not exist and is not applicable to real -world creatures

What exactly do you mean by "language that does not exist and is not applicable to real -world creatures"?

 

[Miss Neddy]

What exactly do you mean by "language that does not exist and is not applicable to real -world creatures"?

Read again you will understand this is not a difficult mystery

 

[Leonard Robert]

Weka link ya huo mtanange nincheck mrembo a.k.a Faizafoxy

Namnukuu kiranga kutoka kwenye ule mpambano
"permit me to gladly grab my sootless sticks out of the hazily hued humidor and evade eerie affable ephemeral enchantments with enviable equanimity while embarking from this putrid pungent pugilists pantomine, to a somber soliloquy of salitary sanity" mwisho wa kunukuu..ule mpambano watu tulikesha tulifatilia hadi ngumi ya mwisho..ndipo bi faizafoxy akaomba mpambano na Nyaningabu..

Nyaningabu alianza kwa dharau kama hivi "you are a fool to the nth degree..you cant even string a coheren and syntactically correct sentence..and you want go toe toe with me? please dont make a spectacle of yourself"
pia aliongeza " I'm a prefessional rhetorical ass whupper.I dont do it for free unless its for charity.so if you want see me in my professional capacity you'll have to pay some money"

 

[NGULI]

That makes two of us.

Moreover, one could argue, with the authority of a playwright laureate like George Bernard Shaw to back him, that almost half of English in itself, being a kaleidoscope of a potpourri of a smorgasbord of illogical amalgamation and constructs of mostly medieval if not ancient Indo-European dialects, is hardly impressive anyhow.

Swahili has a more elegant logic and is more phonetically aligned, therefore, more intuitive.

But I have yet to see a thread discussing who is the best Swahili writer at JF.

Kusifiwa imekuwa balaa? naona umeshusha mbwembwe zoote.

 

[kadoda11]

mi rolu modi wangu ktk "kithungu" ni brother le mutuz.hakika he his a "great human being".lol.

 

[KOKUTONA]

If Kiranga's English is anything impressive at JF, it could only be because JF standards are too low, not because Kiranga is that impressive in the high command of this strange tongue.

Thank you twende kazi , you are far too kind.

Daaah....your english is always killing me.

 

[KOKUTONA]

Kingereza cha Kishumundu

Hahahaaaaa

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Namnukuu kiranga kutoka kwenye ule mpambano
"permit me to gladly grab my sootless sticks out of the hazily hued humidor and evade eerie affable ephemeral enchantments with enviable equanimity while embarking from this putrid pungent pugilists pantomine, to a somber soliloquy of salitary sanity" mwisho wa kunukuu..ule mpambano watu tulikesha tulifatilia hadi ngumi ya mwisho..ndipo bi faizafoxy akaomba mpambano na Nyaningabu..

Nyaningabu alianza kwa dharau kama hivi "you are a fool to the nth degree..you cant even string a coheren and syntactically correct sentence..and you want go toe toe with me? please dont make a spectacle of yourself"
pia aliongeza " I'm a prefessional rhetorical ass whupper.I dont do it for free unless its for charity.so if you want see me in my professional capacity you'll have to pay some money"

Kuna kiranja mmoja anaitwa Fang umewahi kuona kidhungu yake?