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[mzee wa liver]

Be grateful your man is broke, because once he starts making serious money, this is his type 😂

 

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My Sister if you tell him you are pregnant and he gives you money to do an arbotion .Take that money and invite your friends for a baby shower instead,

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Forgive people, but never forget what they did to you not because you hate them, but to serve as a reminder that you should be careful about trusting them again.

 

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Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

 

[mzee wa liver]

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies....

 

[mzee wa liver]

If you're trying to pull out after $€x and she keeps holding you tight, my brother just whisper in her ears: "you will raise the child alone"

 

[mzee wa liver]

My brother..these girls of today..once she enters your place and sees flat screen TV, double bed, stove and fridge...believe me..a very serious relationship has just started!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Men are born between a woman's legs and they spend their whole life trying to get back to it WHY? Because there is no place better than 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mzee wa liver]

The way some pastors wife's looks innocent at church .You may think they know nothing about doggy style

 

[mzee wa liver]

Men do everything for themselves but you will never see any man calling himself an independent man....

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kijue kijiji ambacho kila mtu ameshauza figo

Huko nchini Nepal kuna kijiji kinaitwa 'Hokse' ambacho karibu nusu ya watu wanaoishi hapo wameuza figo zao.

Kitendo hicho kimewafanya baadhi ya watu kukibatiza kijiji hicho jina la 'Kidney Village' yaani 'Kijiji cha Figo'.

Hata hivyo wengi wa wananchi wa kijiji hiki ni maskini wa kutupwa jambo linalowafanya wasione ugumu wowote wa kuuza figo zao ili kujipatia chochote cha kuendesha maisha.

Yaani kwa ufupi ni kwamba karibu nusu ya kijiji hicho watu wamebakia na figo moja moja.

 

[mzee wa liver]

 

[Numbisa]

Ukiwa na uwezo wa kuongea mbele ya watu kumi na ukasikilizwa embu jaribu kuongea vitu muhimu basi

 

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Ukiwa na uwezo wa kuongea mbele ya watu kumi na ukasikilizwa embu jaribu kuongea vitu muhimu basi

 

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Dakika kumi za kufanya kitu ni muhimu zaidi kuliko masaa kumi ya kufikiria juu ya kufanya kitu.

 

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Dakika kumi za kufanya kitu ni muhimu zaidi kuliko masaa kumi ya kufikiria juu ya kufanya kitu.

 

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Dakika kumi za kufanya kitu ni muhimu zaidi kuliko masaa kumi ya kufikiria juu ya kufanya kitu.

 

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MAMBO KUMI (10) AMBAYO NI MUHIMU ZAIDI KUYAJUA.

 

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MAMBO KUMI (10) AMBAYO NI MUHIMU ZAIDI KUYAJUA.