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[moudgulf]

Nimeacha kula mazaga zaga

 

[mzee wa liver]

My sister Real men don't kneel down to propose, they impregnate you and let you decide whether you will marry them or not.

 

[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

In Africa rich relatives compete to buy your coffin when you die but won't help you reach your goals when you're still alive.

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Waongo hawa mbona wapo wote dar

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Klop

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

The most patient customers in the world are those buying condoms. They will always say "Serve him first i will wait"

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

'Send me TRANSPORT Money first' , its what has kept many of you ladies single in 2017.My sister that system must remain with 2017!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Beat an African child, console him with a biscuit and ask him, " who beat you?" He will point at another person. That is how corruption started in Africa.

 

[mzee wa liver]

The pain men feel during circumcision is the same pain women feel when men tell them they don't have money.

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Do women also worry about their performance in bed or they just blame men for everything....

 

[mzee wa liver]

A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Actors and Actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love... But this girl just clicked "like" on your picture and you have been thinking about it for days?? My Brother, what ever is wrong with you , we all don't know...But we will pray for you.

 

[mzee wa liver]

My son stopped smoking weed the day he spent 30 minutes looking for his phone under the bed.. While using his phone flashlight