Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[mzee wa liver]

My Children...Getting your first Degree after 21 is an achievement .Being married after the age of 30 is still beautiful. Starting your own family after 35 is possible. Buying a house at 40 is still a Boss move.Don't let people rush you with their Timelines.

 

[mzee wa liver]

I wish to bring to your attention that all girls born in 2000 are now legally ready to be consumed

Thank you......

 

[mzee wa liver]

This world is not our world my sisters, you dump a guy because he cheated and get a guy who was dumped because of cheating, and claim you moved on😅..that's cross multiplication

 

[mzee wa liver]

If she doesn't want to introduce you to her parents...My brother don't worry, just impregnate her and wait.Her parents will come and introduce themselves to you!!
Wisdom will be my cause of death.

 

[mzee wa liver]

My brother...you ask a girl what she wants and she says money and you get angry...you want her to say wisdom and understanding, are you God? We need to drill your head so sense can enter!

 

[mzee wa liver]

When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that the devil is using your life to test the new version of temple run.

 

[mzee wa liver]

A man will cheat on a woman for a whole 2 years but let him hear that his woman kissed another man, You will see him cry & hear him tell his friends things like "what did i do to deserve this"

 

[mzee wa liver]

Shout out to the ladies who will go down on BOTH KNEES and give a blowjob to a guy that already went down on ONE KNEE,proposed & married someone else...My sisters You're potential witches

 

[mzee wa liver]

You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with a bleached skin...When we ask what happened you say it's the weather..
.My friend do you know how long Akon, Ngolo Kante, Sakho and Pogba have been there. Please fear God.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Black parents will always say they don't have money until you are admitted in hospital then they will bring you all the nice things that you have never tasted before

 

[mzee wa liver]

In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
in Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a.

 

[mzee wa liver]

People who hear something funny and comment with "I'm dead!" You will one day make us travel long distances to come for your funerals for nothing.

 

[mzee wa liver]

A poor but available Dad is better than a rich absent Dad.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Confirmative amnesia is a disease where by the person you send money to doesn't call you back to confirm whether they received it. They wait for you to call and enquire. Doctors say it's commonly found in relatives and close family members, mainly in Africa.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Even PAUL who was preaching the word of God was killed in ROME so what about these guys from Catalonia who were preaching lies about the God of football.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Christianity left Israel as a family,came to Rome as a religion,went to England as politics and ended in Africa as business

 

[mzee wa liver]

I hate people who say women love money was Judas Iscariot a Woman?!