Venturimeter
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- Oct 15, 2016
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Angekupa usingeichakata mbususu mkuu?
Angekupa usingeichakata mbususu mkuu?Sikuwahi kumtamani kwani alikuwa mkubwa sana kwangu!
Kweli kabisa...na wanapenda hapo uwe unamchapa makofi matakobyake na kuvuta nywele zake
Wadada wembamba kama huyo,ukimpiga paipu yote,kwa hiyo staili,hulalamika kua wanaumia,sijui wana vina vifupi,sijui.
Alicheza na akili ya utingo baada ya kuona pakikucha na mbususu itakuwa jauSasa bwana siku moja nilikuwa na mishe yangu mkoa
Sasa nina jamaa yangu ni dereva wa semi...(huyu by then alikuwa best tu) katika story tu akaniambia naka eeh me naenda mkoa flan siku flan...nkakumbuka kwamba na mimi nina safari ya huko. Nkamwambia tutasepa wote aniache kwenye ile wilaya ambayo nilikuwa naenda. Siku moja kabla ya safari akanipigia kunijulisha kwamba nijiandae na tukutane sehemu flani muda flani.
Sasa bwana safari ikaanza ....kutoka dar to mkoa husika. Tukafika kituo flani tulala mikuku kama yote na baada ya hapo safari ikaendelea.
Tulipofika nusu ya safari tukafika mahali barabara ilikuwa inatengenezwa kwa hiyo magari yote yakawa yamesimama na kusababisha foleni ndeeefuuu. Hapo me nilikuwa nimelala kwenye kigodoro.... Basi yeye na utingo wake akashuka kwenda kuchek kuna nini ...kumbe kuna gari ilikuwa imedondoka ikaziba barabara so ndo walokuwa wanajitabidi kuitoa. Hapo ni mida kama ya saa 9 hivi au 10 kasoro alfajiri.
Yeye akarudi haraka haraka akaja nilipolala akasema hebu sogea tulale bwana. Heeeeh akaanza na harakati zake...
Me nkawa nshalegea lege nkajiachia cha fasta. Ile anakojoa tu na gari zikaruhusiwa maana ile gari iliyoziba barabara ilishatolewa kati ya barabara.
Utingo alipoingia jamaa alijikausha kau utadhani sio yeye...
Safari ikaendelea kama hakuna lililotokea...
Me nilipofika nkashuka kituo changu wao wakamalizia safari.
Ninamuonea aibu hadi leo.
Ni mimi naka kama naka katika ubora wangu.
Dereva wa masemi hufikisha copper tu salama hivyo vingine ni matakwa yao 😂😂😂😂Sasa bwana siku moja nilikuwa na mishe yangu mkoa
Sasa nina jamaa yangu ni dereva wa semi...(huyu by then alikuwa best tu) katika story tu akaniambia naka eeh me naenda mkoa flan siku flan...nkakumbuka kwamba na mimi nina safari ya huko. Nkamwambia tutasepa wote aniache kwenye ile wilaya ambayo nilikuwa naenda. Siku moja kabla ya safari akanipigia kunijulisha kwamba nijiandae na tukutane sehemu flani muda flani.
Sasa bwana safari ikaanza ....kutoka dar to mkoa husika. Tukafika kituo flani tulala mikuku kama yote na baada ya hapo safari ikaendelea.
Tulipofika nusu ya safari tukafika mahali barabara ilikuwa inatengenezwa kwa hiyo magari yote yakawa yamesimama na kusababisha foleni ndeeefuuu. Hapo me nilikuwa nimelala kwenye kigodoro.... Basi yeye na utingo wake akashuka kwenda kuchek kuna nini ...kumbe kuna gari ilikuwa imedondoka ikaziba barabara so ndo walokuwa wanajitabidi kuitoa. Hapo ni mida kama ya saa 9 hivi au 10 kasoro alfajiri.
Yeye akarudi haraka haraka akaja nilipolala akasema hebu sogea tulale bwana. Heeeeh akaanza na harakati zake...
Me nkawa nshalegea lege nkajiachia cha fasta. Ile anakojoa tu na gari zikaruhusiwa maana ile gari iliyoziba barabara ilishatolewa kati ya barabara.
Utingo alipoingia jamaa alijikausha kau utadhani sio yeye...
Safari ikaendelea kama hakuna lililotokea...
Me nilipofika nkashuka kituo changu wao wakamalizia safari.
Ninamuonea aibu hadi leo.
Ni mimi naka kama naka katika ubora wangu.
Kamanda umehadithia kiufasaha mno.... huyu hakika ni the best side chick of the year...Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!
Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!
One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua his jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n eat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!
Milioni ngapi eti?Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!
Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!
One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua his jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n eat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!
[emoji23][emoji23] Mkuu hii kamba Asee..KIMASIHARA
Siku ya jana walipita hawa watu wa kubandika namba kwenye kuta za nyumba zetu! Mwanadada aliyekuwa kashikilia kidaftari cha kutiki wabandikiwa huku mkono wake wa kulia akiwa kashikilia Samsung A20 alikuwa pamoja na wanaume wawili kwa ajili ya zoezi hilo!
Nyumba nzima walinikuta mimi tu, ndipo kuniomba maji ya kunywa, nikawapatia! Kisha yule mwanadada akaniuliza chai ipo tunywe? Nikamwambia kimebaki kikombe kimoja labda kama utakunywa wewe mwenyewe! Akanambia tufanye siku nyingine! Nikamwambia hata jioni unaweza rudi kama tu utamaliza majukumu yako! Akasema sawa! Nikamwambia aniachie namba yake ya simu na akaniahidi kwenye saa 12 angerejea! Nikamsubiri mpaka saa moja pasi na dalili yoyote! Ndipo kumpigia simu, akanambia "kumbe uko serious na hii issue?" Nikamwambia acha maneno mengi, mi nshakupikia na msosi njoo ule!
Akanambia "yalikuwa maeneo gani? Hata sikumbuki" nikampa direction, kweli mtoto akaja, lakini akaishia nje, akakataa kata kata kuingia ndani huku akisema labda siku nyingine! Nikamletea msosi pale nje akala! Baada ya hapo akaaga kuondoka, nikamuuliza "kwani bia hutumiagi? Akasema anatumia, nikamwambia ziko ndani kwenye friji, sema siwezi leta nje kwani majirani hawajui kama mimi huwa nakunywa pombe! Mtoto akajikuta anazama ghetoni baada ya kumlaghai kwa dakika kama tano hivi! Alivyofika ndani nikamwambia hakuna cha bia wala nini! Nilitaka tu upaone ndani kwangu! Binti akasema anachelewa, kuna mahali anaenda, nikamwambia usihofu, ntakupeleka na gari yangu! Kwenye meza huwa nina ufunguo uchwara wa gari, huwa nauweka pale kama pambo, huu ndo uliomdatisha! Akalegea! Ndipo kupapasa papasa huku nikizisumbua sumbua nywele zake, nikamshika shika mgongo, akajikuta analegea! Nikamtoa sketi na brauzi yake! Nikamchezea Qumer, nikamchakata! Ameondoka leo asubuhi!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]Uzuri wa haya mambo huwa yanajirudi kwenye familia yako kama sio wanao basi wajukuu. Fira sana mikundu sio akili zako ni shetan bas shetan huwa hafi hiyo dhambi alokushirikisha sbb imegeuka laana basi na wanao watatiwa sana na kama ulifira nae atafirwa. Ukipandacho utavuna ndo utaratibu hapa dunian ni hadi kizaz cha 12 be careful. Hayo unafanya ni dhambi za Babu na Baba zako. Mbinguni hamtaki kwenda
Quummma hainaga Cha mkubwa wala mdogo. Nikiwa na miaka 21 niliwahi kumkuka jimama wa miaka 43 enzi hizo sio mara mojaSikuwahi kumtamani kwani alikuwa mkubwa sana kwangu!
Nice oneLeo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!
Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!
One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua his jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n eat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!
Hapa nilipopanga kuna single mother mmoja muhaya nshomile hawa mtoto wake huwa anakujaga siku za wikiendi
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