Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[mbalizi1]

Sikuwahi kumtamani kwani alikuwa mkubwa sana kwangu!

Quummma hainaga Cha mkubwa wala mdogo. Nikiwa na miaka 21 niliwahi kumkuka jimama wa miaka 43 enzi hizo sio mara moja

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[mbalizi1]

Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!

Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!

One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua his jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n eat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!

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[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Hapa nilipopanga kuna single mother mmoja muhaya nshomile hawa mtoto wake huwa anakujaga siku za wikiendi

Nasalimiana naye vzr tu .tunaitana jirani
Kila nikirudi jirani vipi nilimkuta labda kakaa kihasara nje ya mlango wake anaosha vyombo jirani tunatesana bwana

Kila mtu ana mawasiliano ya mwenzake siku mvua ikanyesha akanipigia simu sio kama vyumba vipo mbali vipo karibu akaniambia jirani toa jaba nje ukinge maji acha kulala nikamwambia nalalaje na baridi lote hili nateseka

Akaniambia Muite Shemu nikamwambia sijabahatika kwakweli wote hawafai wewe ndio unafaa njoo basi akajichekesha tu . akasema acha zako bana akakata simu

Nikajifunika shuka nikajua nishaharibu mara mlango unagongwa kaingia na dera yake nakumbuka mtoto ndani alinivalia thong nyeusi sidiria hakuvaa na matiti yake makubwa mviringo

Kwakweli niliishukuru mvua kwa kunipa neema baharia mwenzake

 

[Lignocaine]

Hapa nilipopanga kuna single mother mmoja muhaya nshomile hawa mtoto wake huwa anakujaga siku za wikiendi

Nasalimiana naye vzr tu .tunaitana jirani
Kila nikirudi jirani vipi nilimkuta labda kakaa kihasara nje ya mlango wake anaosha vyombo jirani tunatesana bwana

Kila mtu ana mawasiliano ya mwenzake siku mvua ikanyesha akanipigia simu sio kama vyumba vipo mbali vipo karibu akaniambia jirani toa jaba nje ukinge maji acha kulala nikamwambia nalalaje na baridi lote hili nateseka

Akaniambia Muite Shemu nikamwambia sijabahatika kwakweli wote hawafai wewe ndio unafaa njoo basi akajichekesha tu . akasema acha zako bana akakata simu

Nikajifunika shuka nikajua nishaharibu mara mlango unagongwa kaingia na dera yake nakumbuka mtoto ndani alinivalia thong nyeusi sidiria hakuvaa na matiti yake makubwa mviringo

Kwakweli niliishukuru mvua kwa kunipa neema baharia mwenzake

‘’Akaniambia muite shemu’’

 

[Mianzin Arusha]

‘’Akaniambia muite shemu’’

Badala ya wifi

 

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

‘’Akaniambia muite shemu’’

Alisema Shemu ndio

Mwenyewe siku hizi nashangaa wanawake baadhi wanalitumia

 

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Badala ya wifi

Wanawake baadhi wanalitumia ujawahi Kutana nao

 

[Saint_Mwakyoma]

Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!

Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!

One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua his jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n eat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!

Malegendary ni malegendary

 

[Kamanda Moshi]

Milioni ngapi eti?

25 mkuu

 

[Leroy Tiyane]

Daah ilibaki kidogo tu niichakate mbususu ya mamdogo haya mambo haya achen tu sema ni muda mrefu sana umepita

ilikuwaje tena bro?

 

[Leroy Tiyane]

Kimasihara nipo zangu mwanangu samaki samaki moro tunacheck final ya uefa ile game chelsea anakuwa bingwa nikamuona demu flani hv la kitanga jeupe limechill na mdogo wake, nikasema huyu simpapalikii hata ghafla mwanangu akamuelewa yule mdogo nakuja kushtuka wameshatongozana n anakuja kunitambulisha huyu shemeji yako nikacheka sana.

Nikaagiza image zangu kadhaa nikawa napiga mdogo mdogo sasa wakat nimechill mwanangu akaniita alikua anabambia ile loose ball aliyojiokotea akaniambia njoo tukae pande hizi nikasema fresh baada kama ya dk 10 yule dada yake akaja tulipo sisi akawa anaongea n mdogo wake, mara yule mdog wake akaniambia acha kuzubaa kamatia goma hilo nikajisemea ohh kichaa kapewa rugu, wakati nimelikamata lile goma nikaanza kumnong'oneza masikion nikimsifia huku nabinya ule mzigo n maeneo mengine ipasanyo mtoto akaanza kulegea

Nikiwa naendelea na harak katika mwili wa ile loose ball nacheck muda saa 11 asubuhi, mwanangu akaniambia mconvince huyo demu tusepe nae cz mdogo wake amesema aondok mpka dada yake akubali, nikalishawish lile goma likakubali tukaenda zetu mageton, yule demu kiunon anashanga kama 7 hv alafu anakatika kinyama!!! Ile mbususu ilikuwa hatar sana...

haukuzawadiwa 0713? maana Tanga nao wadau sana wa mlango wa uwani

 

[pred]

Dk 20 ni kwa pro tu!

Mhh mbona sio pro mimi ila dakika 20 nafikisha na kupita kabisa

 

[mzabzab]

Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!

Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!

One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, fuc’k….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua her jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n seat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!

Wenye magari mnakula sana kimasikhara hawa warembo eeh

 

[G Sam]

25 mkuu

Ingia kwenye huu uzi wa kimasihara ujione wewe ni mtu wa mikosi na nuksi ila baada ya kuufunga basi ya humu yaache humu humu maana ukitoka nayo basi upo mbioni kuamini kuwa wapo watanzania wanaoweza kufufua wafu.

 

[Blessed Keinerugaba]

Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!

Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!

One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, fuc’k….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua her jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n seat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!

Story bora kabisa na msimuliaji bora kabisa.

 

[Verifier]

Quummma hainaga Cha mkubwa wala mdogo. Nikiwa na miaka 21 niliwahi kumkuka jimama wa miaka 43 enzi hizo sio mara moja

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Inategemea na mtazamo wa mtu na mtu. Kwangu sina kabisa hisia na mwanamke aliyenizidi sana umri.

 

[Mangungo II]

Kuna dada mtaani aliniletea simu yake ghetto nimtengenezee... Sio fundi ila ni ule utundu...

Nikamtengenezea, kupita pita kwenye browsers zake nikakuta anajaribu kufungua websites za pono ila hazifunguki.. Ndio ile kipindi zimepigwa pini na TCRA...

Nikamwekea Tor Browser, nikawa namwonesha jinsi ya kuitumia hio browser kwenye kuangalia pono... Akasema amehangaika kweli kufungua hizo sites za pono hivo ananishukuru kwa kumsaidia... Nikaplay video moja nikampa ili aone.. Akafurahi kweli...

Nikawa najidai zinakusaidia nini.!? Akaniambia zinamsaidia kupoteza muda pia kujifunza vitu tofauti ili apate vya kumpa mumewe... Nikamwambia sio nzuri, zitakuharibu kisaikolojia... Wakati nina Gb 300 za video za pono kwenye PC yangu...

Akasema hana jinsi ndio amezoea... Nikamchomekea kwanini tusiangalie moja nzuri kisha tuangaloe kama umeiva..!? Akachekaaa, akasema unataka kumchungulia dada yako!? Nikabaki nashangaa mambo ya dada na mimi wapi na wapi!! Sijawahi kumuona kwenye vikao vya familia halafu mzee hajawahi kuniambia kama ana mtoto mwingine huko nje!!!

Nikalipotezea hilo swali, akadai sitamuweza maana mimi nipo kilokole sana... Nikabaki kucheka, watu wananionaga mimi ni kama malaika... Nikamwambia ndio unanifundisha, akasema utafia juu ya kifua... Nikamwambia itakuwa nimekufa kiume... Akadai hivi upo serious!? Nikamwambia utani na wewe umeanza lini..!?

Akanifuata kwenye kochi huku akiwa amesimama, akiniambia utaweza huu mzigo wewe au unataka kunitia shombo.!? Huku akijigeuza geuza kishangingi kama kambale pande zote... Nikamwambia mwanaume hakuna kusema siwezi, ni kupambana hadi tone la mwisho.....

Nika mshika mkono, nikamwambia twende kitandani... Akasema yeye hana neno hata nikitaka kwenye mkeka ni mimi tuu.. Nikaona leo nimepatikana... Ni yale madada makubwaa... Jeupeee... Amejaza nyama kila sehemu ila hana kitambi...

Haoo hadi chumbani... Basi akaanza kusaula nguo, nikabetua loki ya braa, akaitupa hukoo... Akataka kuvua chupi, nikamzuia... Tukaanza kubadalishana mate, nikamlaza kitandani, akawa amelalia mgongo... Nikaivamia shingoni, nyonya shingo weeeh.. Nikahamia sikioni, nikampelekea 'pumzi ya moto', hapo anagugumia tuu... Nikamlamba kwapa, lamba hadi nikatoka na vinywele... Ikabidi nivunge kidogo ili nichomoe vinywele kwenye meno... Nikigusa ikulu, chupi imeloa chepe chepe...

Nikahamia miguuni, nyonya unyayo na vidole vya miguuni hadi nikaridhika.... Nikaanza kumnyonya kitovu huku nikizunguka kiunoni... Dada anatoa tuu macho... Jicho limekuwa nyanya.... Nikaanza kuyanyonya mapaja.. Naanzia hapa mwanzo mwa goti napandisha hadi kwenye mashavu ya mbususu...

Nikahamia katikati ya mapaja, nikawa namvua chupi kwa meno... Huku nikimbusu mapajani... Dada anatoa tu machozi na ngurumo kama SCANIA 113 inapanda Wami... Nipo taratibu wala sina papara, nafuata hatua moja baada ya nyingine kama vile nafanya majaribio ya kisayansi....

Nikazama katikati ya mapaja moja kwa moja ulimi kwenye mbususu... Nyonya sana mbususu na kinembe na pale kwenye kinembe napitisha ulimi swaaaah... Huku kidole cha matusi kikisugua ndani ya mbususu juu na chini... Mkono mwingine ukitalii sehemu mbalimbali ya mwili wake...

Dada uzalendo ukamshinda, akadai namtesa sasa imetosha nichomekee tu mboro... Huku akishika mboro kuilekeza ndani ya mbususu.. Nikamkataa, nataka ale jeuri yake... Nikaendelea kumchezea hadi nikaona sasa inatosha..

Nikaichomeka mboro, nikawa napiga tako tatu, nachomoa nanyonya mbususu... Nikaendelea na hilo zoezi hadi nikaona kaanza kubadilika... Pumzi ni kama zimebadilika... Nikakaza tako, nikatia nje ndani fasta fasta... Alitoa mkojo na kunibana, huo mbano kama nimebanwa na chatu vile... Ule mkojo alioutoa alinipa kazi ya kulala kweye kochi siku mbili....

Baada ya kukojoa akajilaza pembeni hakutaka kitu kingine.. Akauchapa usingizi hadi akaanza kukoroma... Nikamwangalia huku nikitabasamu, nikamwambia sikioni "QUMANINER ZAKO USILETE DHARAU KABLA HUJAVUKA MTO...!!!"

Aisee huu mbano kama wa chatu nishawahi kukutana nao mahali.

Nilibana ile mbaya wakati anakojoa sijui zile nguvu huwa wanazitoa wapi!!?

Kaa hasira na mimi nikaongeza spidi ya zigzag

 

[Kapumpuli]

Leo nipo na nafasi, ngoja nisimulie tukio moja la kimasihara nililolipata! Ofcoz ninayo mengi tu ya kimasihara masihara!

Mimi ni engineer by professional, sasa miaka ya nyuma kidogo kazini kwangu akaajiriwa dada mmoja kama supervisor huko accounting department. Yule dada alikuwa ni mbantu halisiii, yatosha kusema hivo, plus she was extra smart upstairs!
She was just married na alikuwa na Mtoto mmoja wa kike na jamaa yake ambaye alikuwa anafanya kazi kwenye kitengo Kimoja nyeti cha serikali! I can say they were happily married and they had a very very strong family bond.
Kazini mdada alikuwa serious, mkali hataki masihara na wanaume and she real mean business only hata kwa kumwangalia tu!

One day alinipigia simu (mind u before that Hata sikuwa na number zake) akitaka uthibitisho wa payment advice moja niliyomsainia subordinate wangu! Nilimjibu maswali yake na thereafter tukawa tunapeana tu hi-hi pale tunapokutana lunch nk (by the way office zetu zipo mitaa ya toure drive na huwa tunakula kwa office -msosi wa bure wa kampuni)
One day akaja kwa my office kuomba lift as aliambiwa nakaa mitaa ya karibu na kwake, (ofcoz it was true) n that day mume wake alienda na gari Lao nje ya mji kwenye operation zao (walikuwa wanatumia gari moja kwenda kazini na kurudi nyumbani).
Nilimpa lift n on the way home tukachat chat story za hapa na pale n that day ndo alojua huwa naongea pia na mie kujua kumbe the lady ana story nzuri zisizobore na za maana!
Thereafter she was comfortable taking my ride nyakati zozote anapopata dharura ya usafiri.
To cut the story short, one day aliomba lift bahati mbaya nilikuwa na kikao cha management (MANCOM)na nilikuwa napresent mimi. Kikao kiliisha saa moja moja usiku na fasta tukaondoka kwenda home! On the way nikamuomba tupite triple 7 hapo ninunue msosi as nilikuwa na njaa sana (sikula mchana as I was busy na slides)
Hakukataa, nikapita fasta nikaagiza take away ya Changamoto ya firigisi na chips, yeye nikamwagizia (bila kuombwa na nilimuacha kwenye gari anasubiri) makange ya samaki na chips! Niliporud kwenye gari nilimuomba samahani kwa kuchelewa na nilikuwa na haraka tuondoke! She told me it’s ok nirelax maana mumewe hayupo amesafiri nje ya nchi (n that day hakuja na gari maana lina pancha hivo morning alikuja na UBA)… we decided to eat in my car wakati huo na tukawa tunapiga story mdogo mdogo!
I I don’t know what happened (nilikuwa nataka kuchukua water seat ya nyuma sasa ile kuswing kwa Kushoto nikakutana naye a naongea ananitazama) tulitizamana machoni n ghafla we kissed! Goodness it was one of the best kiss I ever had, Yaan very very amazing! Kilichofuata ilikuwa ni kimya kimyaaa kutandikana kisses za fujooo fujoo kukumbatiana n (I think men mnajua tena tukiwaga kwa stage hiyo mikono inakuwa haitulii) katika papasa papasa huko nikaangukia kwenye breast, fuc’k….kumbe bana password ipo hapo, aisee mdada wa watu alilegea, pumzi juu juu n guess what, Hata mie dic*k ilikuwa inataka chakula chake kwa fujo by that time!
I asked her to like kunyanyuka kidogo huku nafungua her jeans kuruhusu suruali kushuka, she responded nikaishusha fasta, nikashusha mine n I asked her to come n seat on my angry P! Nililaza drivers seat n fast akaja akakalia, aisee kifinyo cha kimya kimya alichokipata paleee….hakisahau mpaka kesho (huwa ananambia)
Sorry wakuu (I am running out of time naingia huko pori kupiga kazi) but ningesimulia na kesho yake jinsi nilivoenda kumgongea kwake kabisa n she becomes my side chick mpaka watu officine walijua n she didn’t care.
To just explain how she end up loving me one day she gave me 25mil cash (sikumuomba but alinisimulia kuna dili amepata n she will be paid around 55 mil).
That’s it, she’s still my side chick up to todayn amegoma kabisa tusiachane!
By the way, If u want to know about my marital status by then, it’s like this…nilikuwa happily married with two kids!
Thank you…..Adieu!!!

Umetisha sana Mhandisi....

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

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[Magwa Jr]

kimasihara 2017 nikiwa na umri wa miaka 20 nilikura tunda la mwalimu wangu wa commercal,ilikuwa ndo namaliza A level,mwalimu alinialika chakula cha jioni nyumbani kwake,aliniambia willy kama utakuwa na muda jioni utakaribia nyumbani kwangu upate hata chakura cha mwishomwisho si unaelewa we ndo mwanafunzi wangu nakutegemea unipe heshima kwa matokeo yako,alikuwa akiniaminia kwa vimitihani nilivyokuwa nampasulia wakati ule,nikamwambia madam hata mimi ntafurahi sana kujumuika chakura nawewe kwani we umekuwa kama mlezi wangu hapa shuleni,nilimuuliza sipajui unapokaa lakini madam akaniambia ikifika mida ya saa moja ntamtuma bodaboda wangu akuijie si utakuwa hapahapa shuleni nikamwambia no siwezi kukaa hapa shuleni si unaelewa tena madam nimeshamaliza paper so lazima nikachangamani kitaani nimepamisi sana,kichwani mwangu nlikuwa nawaza yaani nikimaliza tu huo msosi wa jioni kwa madam naingia pale CITY CENTER igoma kutafuta mbususu niileweshe then niichakate,kwa wale wenyeji wa mwanza najua mnaelewa,akasema basi sawa,,nikamuuliza lakini kwako sijawahi kufika kabisa akasema ntantuma bodaboda wangu akufate ulipo nikasema basi sawa madam,ilipofika mida ya saa kumi na mbili na nusu nilipigiwa na namba ngeni kupokea ni yule bodaboda wa madam alijitambulisha nikamwambie aniijie buzuruga sheli ya mafuta muda si mrefu aliniijia akanipoleka mpaka busweru kwa madam,kufika kwake ñlimkuta yeye na mwanae jina() nikamsalimia kama navyosalimia shuleni akaniambia we sahivi ni raia bhana hizo salam ni za shule kipindi unasoma,nikajichekelesha pale akaniambia nikutengee sahv nikamwambia acha ifike hata saa2 akasema basi sawa,yule madam alikuwa na umri wa miaki 30-33 hivi,tukaendelea na story we za hapa na palee kiukweli yule madam alifurahi sana nikawa namwambia kiukweli madam ulifaa uwe hata mtoto wa obama akauliza kwanini willy nikamwambia akili zako zinaendana na uumbwaji wako akawa anacheka tu,kumbe willy unamaneno hivi nikamwambia ni ukweli mtupu et,akaniambia hata mwanangu naomba awe na akili kama wewe maana umendelewa kwa kila kitu nikawa najichekelesha pale huku kichwani mawazo yakwenda city center yakianza kuyeyuka maana nilianza kumtamani madam kwa zile stor,ikafika muda akatenga msosi tukaura mimi yeye na mtoto wake mwenye umri kama miaka 4 hivi maana alikuwa anajisomeasome vitabu vya kindargaten tumemaliza kura ilifika mida ya saa 3 hivi yule mwanae aliambiwa akalale tukabaki na madam akaniambia ukitoka hapa unaenda wapi nikanficha nikamwambia naenda kulala kwa rafiki yangu akasema leo si ulale tu hukuhuku hicho chumba cha mtoto kuna kitanda kikubwa tu utalala nae,kichwani nikianza kuwaza leo madam lazima nimle aisee maana sio kwa lile tyaako na sauti yake nyororo..nlimkubaria usijari madam ngoja nimtaarifu rafiki yangu, imefika mida ya saa 4 na nusu aliniambia kama ukijisikia kuoga utaniambia,nikamwambia nikaoge muda uleule akasema ila kile chumba cha mtoto hakina bafu maybe uoge bafuni kwangu au bafu la public nikamwambia nioge bafuni kwako maana kutoka kougea nje mi ni muoga labda tukaoge wote akaanza kujichekelesha pale akiniambia hata bafu la humu ndani kwangu tunaweza kuoga wote tu,muda huo nikabidi nimsogelee kabisa maana wote ilionekana tuna nyeg* nikamshika kiuno akalainika huku akiniambia ila willy ni madam wako ujue nikamwambia ni kweli ila acha leo nionje radha yako madam akawa anafurah tu,nikamshika mkono nikampeleka chumbani kwake,kuingia bonge la kitanda godoro jenyewe halibonyei,akaanza kunivulisha huku nikimpitishia ulimi sikioni,tulibaki utupu kama wanyama akanishika mkono tuelekee bafuni muda huo kitu kipo mnara tulielekea huku nikiwa nabinya tyako lake.kufika bafuni tulifungulia maji nikaanza kumpaka sabuni mgongoni huku maji ya bomba yakitiririka kwa mbalii akawa ananiambia willy niwekee hukuhuku bafuni kwa sauti yake nyororo huku akiugulia mwanaume sikuchelewa muda huohuo nikaweka kitu,ilichukua dk 20 hivi nikichakata kitu humohumo bafuni then nikamwagia tulimaliza tukaendelea kuoga muda ule hazikupita dk mjomba akaamka tena ,ikabidi nimbembe mpaka kwenye sita kwa sita yake nimwambia kaa ile style ya kama umedondosha chalk unapokuwaga ubaoni akawa anasema muone ndo unamwambia hivo madam wako, tukaendelea usiku mzima nasakata kabumbu mpaka mida ya saa kumi hivi,kumaliza hapo tupo hoi ni balaa tukapitiwa usingizi mpaka kunakucha mida ya saa1 anaamshwa na mwanae ikabidi atoke akamwambie mwanangu nenda ndani kwako mpaka ntakapo kuita mtoto akatii kama alivyoambiwa na mamaake ahsubui ile nilisakata tena then nikaeñda kuoga nikajiandaa pale akawa ananiàmbia kiukweli sikutaraji unajua kiasi hicho we kijana nikamwambia kiukweli sijawahi kufaidi hivi we ni mtam aisee,toka siku ile kumbe madam alipata mimba sahv anamtoto wangu anamiaka mitano,kila ninapoendaga kumsalimia mwanangu lazima nipashe kiporo na madam

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