Ulikuwa wapi siku zote...? Eh...?!

[MwanajamiiOne]

love is spontaneous
love doesnt sk why
love no conditions
love no checklist

aisee...:A S 114:

Do you honestly believe that Love doesnt ask why? nor does it have a checklist??

 

[RR]

Aisee!

 

[Mbu]

Jamaaaniiii!!
Najiuliza kila mara na kujuta moyoniii
Ni penzi gani analokupa huyoooo
Ni dawa gani aliyokunyweshaaaa
ukachanganyikiwa na kuisahau sure yangu siku ya arusiiiX2

................Sweeetiiie nio nguo gani unavaa weweeee
................chakula gani unakula mamaaaa
................Basi sema raha ipi unatakaaaa
...............Ili nieleweee, niupoze moyo waaangu..

Najiuliza kila mara na kujuta moyoni eh.....dah


Achenii jamani hivi hawa walikuwa wapi siku zote??

Vijana Orchestra  chaguo nyimbo hapo.

• He will be willing to help with housework, cooking, cleaning, lawn care, and other chores? lol
• Hw will be willing to start a family with me and raise 9 children in a way that is agreeable to us both? (Am an African woman you know and giving birth is one of my proud factors;
• Will he be willing to become a part of my family, including my siblings and parents, and may I become a part of his?
• Will he be willing to foot the financial obligations of our lives, including debts, buying a home, paying for educations, and other expenses?
• Will you be willing to work out our difficulties and compromise for both our sakes? bila kuhusisha washkaji??
• Will he be wlling to grow old with me for many anniversaries? (while keeping his nyumba ndogos away from my knowledge and suspicions?)
• Will he assure me that our love will survive the hazards of a long term, changing relationship?

Solicitor aka Lawyer wangu Bw Klorokwini amekwenda kuyaweka haya maagizo kwenye vifungu vidogo vya kanuni, kisha tutaweka saini na kiapo cha uaminifu kabla ya ku laminate, frame na kutundika ukutani karibu na bedside table.
Huyo babu yako kalala au kazimika? tunataka kuhitimisha humu...au ndio roho ishaacha mwili?

 

[designer spenko]

inaonyesha huyo m2 wake hakuwa mwaminifu angekuwa mwaminifu asengujua ladha ya m2 mwingine au maufundi ,, pia kuongeza maufundi ni muhimu lakn kwa kiwango na mipaka cyo kutokana na shinikizo la w2 !

 

[TIMING]

...mnh, kumbe wajua kupangilia wedding vows eeh?...
ila hilo la 9 kids wote twins au? mnh ...wewe sio panya bana, utachuja!

9kids*(9months *18yrs each!) =

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa, sasa mbu utanyimwa asa ivi

yaani nimeicheki hiyo picha halafu nikapiga 50 years to come, huwezi amini ninachowaza LOL

MJ hebu nisaidie kama ninachowaza ni sahihi

hakyanani babu leo atashusha mtu busha!!!

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

inaonyesha huyo m2 wake hakuwa mwaminifu angekuwa mwaminifu asengujua ladha ya m2 mwingine au maufundi ,, pia kuongeza maufundi ni muhimu lakn kwa kiwango na mipaka cyo kutokana na shinikizo la w2 !

Pengine aliwahi huko nyuma na alipoingia kwenye mahusiano ya sasa akawa mwaminifu??

 

[TIMING]

Do you honestly believe that Love doesnt ask why? nor does it have a checklist??

i do kamanda!!! i really do....

ask Richard Gere (pretty woman star) atakwambia he told me once that love is easily expressed through eyes, although the heart drive everything

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Vijana Orchestra  chaguo nyimbo hapo.

• He will be willing to help with housework, cooking, cleaning, lawn care, and other chores? lol
• Hw will be willing to start a family with me and raise 9 children in a way that is agreeable to us both? (Am an African woman you know and giving birth is one of my proud factors;
• Will he be willing to become a part of my family, including my siblings and parents, and may I become a part of his?
• Will he be willing to foot the financial obligations of our lives, including debts, buying a home, paying for educations, and other expenses?
• Will you be willing to work out our difficulties and compromise for both our sakes? bila kuhusisha washkaji??
• Will he be wlling to grow old with me for many anniversaries? (while keeping his nyumba ndogos away from my knowledge and suspicions?)
• Will he assure me that our love will survive the hazards of a long term, changing relationship?

Solicitor aka Lawyer wangu Bw Klorokwini amekwenda kuyaweka haya maagizo kwenye vifungu vidogo vya kanuni, kisha tutaweka saini na kiapo cha uaminifu kabla ya ku laminate, frame na kutundika ukutani karibu na bedside table.
Huyo babu yako kalala au kazimika? tunataka kuhitimisha humu...au ndio roho ishaacha mwili?

Eh unasemaje?? hebu kwanza tunaahirisha kila kitu.........tayarisha proposal nyingine lol

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

i do kamanda!!! i really do....

ask Richard atakwambia he told me once that love is easily expressed through eyes, although the heart drive everything

............Kweli?? mh wonder why did he say that.........at that tender age?!.

 

[Mbu]

Poor me nilisahau kuwa kiswahili cha Haya ni YES kwa kiinglish!!

MTM, FT na Klorokwini natamka rasmi........Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh........yehs, yes, yes.......yes Mbu I will marry you ...

if my Babu gives us a permission.

...mnh, huyo babu anayetaka kuthaminisha mahari kwa kuonja mwenyewe kwanza? eti mila,...lol!

Aisee!

...nawe ulikuwa wapi siku zote???

 

[King’asti]

hivi mjukuu wa babu, mtu hawezi kupata ufundi kwa kusoma tu ama kwa imaginations? like how do u develop a new recipe? unajaribu kutia ndimu na binzari nyembamba na giligilani afu unaona kitu kiko mwake? nahisi nakaribia kuachika kwa kujifanya creative uzeeni!

Pengine aliwahi huko nyuma na alipoingia kwenye mahusiano ya sasa akawa mwaminifu??

 

[TIMING]

Poor me nilisahau kuwa kiswahili cha Haya ni YES kwa kiinglish!!

MTM, FT na Klorokwini natamka rasmi........Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh........yehs, yes, yes.......yes Mbu I will marry you if my Babu gives us a permission.

hip hip, hureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

babu tutamshindilia ugoro wa pua apige chafya wakati watu wanendelea na mambo mengine

safi sana

karibu nyumbani shemeji mbu, you have just been promoted from swahiba to shem

MJ, will perform that song as promised

Tree Of Hearts lyrics
On a tree inside a heart
A dull Boy Scout knife took half a day to carve
Michael loves Caroline
He'd just turned ten and she was nine
The summer she turned sweet sixteen
He finally found his nerve and took her out to see


And what she saw through her tears
Was seven hearts for seven years
And they stood beneath the tree of hearts
And they watched their feelings grow
And they swore they'd never be apart
True love left it's mark
On the tree of hearts


The tenth time he carved their names
Caroline's dad was giving her away
There beneath the shelter of
The tree of hearts they pledged their love
And then four hearts down the road


They brought the first of two born home
And they played beneath the tree of hearts
And they watched their children grow
And they swore they'd never be apart
True love left its mark
On the tree of hearts



In the blinking of an eye
Somehow fifty-seven hearts flew by
Fifty-eight, fifty-nine
Sixty he missed Caroline
At sixty-one Michael knew
There wouldn't be a sixty-two
Now they lay beneath the tree of hearts
And you can watch their love still grow
Where they swore they'd never be apart
True love left its mark
On my tree of hearts

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Mbu aksante kwa link............... nimekumbukia jamani Reli ya Kati..mwe!!

 

[Mbu]

i do kamanda!!! i really do....

ask Richard atakwambia he told me once that love is easily expressed through eyes, although the heart drive everything

Uswazi tunasema macho yakiona, roho inatamani...
Lakini je, tushawahi jiuliza wenzetu wanaozaliwa na ulemavu wa macho (vipofu) inakuwaje nao wanapenda?

Love is Love...Love haijalishi kuona wala kusikia,
love haijalishi kulamba kujua ladha, au kunusa...

Love is how someone makes you feel!

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

hivi mjukuu wa babu, mtu hawezi kupata ufundi kwa kusoma tu ama kwa imaginations? like how do u develop a new recipe? unajaribu kutia ndimu na binzari nyembamba na giligilani afu unaona kitu kiko mwake? nahisi nakaribia kuachika kwa kujifanya creative uzeeni!

King'asi mpenzi inawezekana kabisa but kwa hii situation hapa na tendo lenyewe ...ni wazi mtendaji alitegemea either matusi au..........mh kumbe iko hivi!! yaani ule mshtuko but si mshangao!!

Hakuna ubaya kuwa creative.......tena unaspice up darling keep it up!! He will go to his greave with a very good memory of you!! (God forbid!)

 

[klorokwini]

ha ha ha, huko ndio kujilipua! ..........kopa bana, madeni si ajabu..."either mkopaji au mkopwaji, deni linakufa mmoja wao akifa!"....umepotea siku nyingi hata hii sredi ilikupita https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/143617-kujipendelea-muhimu.html Kujipendelea muhimu!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... hilo fungate balaa, tunaita paka kala mbwa

ha ha ha haa!....hasara si ajabu bana, 'mwache ajilipue!'...hala hala tu siku za Mwisho Klorokwini usijeishia
kunywa maji eti upo Diet kumbe bajeti imekataa, wakati huo 'all you can afford is one meal!'

he he he, wanaosema mapenzi yanauwa wanakosea, mapenzi yanafilisi bana! , kufa tutakufa tu hata kama hatukupenda.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Uswazi tunasema macho yakiona, roho inatamani...
Lakini je, tushawahi jiuliza wenzetu wanaozaliwa na ulemavu wa macho (vipofu) inakuwaje nao wanapenda?

Love is Love...Love haijalishi kuona wala kusikia,
love haijalishi kulamba kujua ladha, au kunusa...

Love is how someone makes you feel!

..........Bahati yako umeniwahi.was about to ask hujaniona unapropose hahahah umejihami. ................Nimekupenda Bure loh!!

 

[TIMING]

he he he, wanaosema mapenzi yanauwa wanakosea, mapenzi yanafilisi bana! , kufa tutakufa tu hata kama hatukupenda.

hahahaaaaaa, hii sijawahi kuisikia

duh!!

 

[Mbu]

hivi mjukuu wa babu, mtu hawezi kupata ufundi kwa kusoma tu ama kwa imaginations? like how do u develop a new recipe? unajaribu kutia ndimu na binzari nyembamba na giligilani afu unaona kitu kiko mwake? nahisi nakaribia kuachika kwa kujifanya creative uzeeni!

Inawezekana sana tu.
Hakuna kitu mbaya maishani kama kujiwekea limit...
Kila kitu unajibu "sikuambiwa, sikufundishwa," ...akili ni mwamvuli, utapoufungua ndipo utapokukinga mvua!
Ubunifu unaanazia kwa mtu mwenyewe, kisha vionjo vinapatikana kwenye vitabu, semina, sinema, etc...

Kuna mtu nilimwambia kuna juice ya parachichi, embe mbichi na tangawizi...acha aruke kimanga!
Bila kujaribu ataendelea kubisha hainyweki...Chumbani ndivyo hivyo hivyo...
Mke/Mume anayeweka vizingizio eti hakufundwa hivyo, matokeo yake routine zinabakia hizo hizo.

 

[KIWAVI]

hii sredi hii..........