Ukiona Mtu mzima analia, ujue yamemkuta

[Magulumangu]

Wakuu, mungu ni wa ajabu tena sana na sema wa AJABU, nimekutana na jamaa yangu mmoja analia, kumuuliza kaniambia simple and understoodable words....

magu Mungu asingetufanya tuwe tunasahau kila mmoja wetu angekuwa anatembea mikono juu analia, nikamuuliza kivipi mkuu? Kanambia toka nioe mke wangu nimemfumania mara tatu ndani ya kitanda changu, nalia maana najisikia machungu, how many times huwa anacheat nje?...kweli nikatulia na kujiuliza...kama three times ndani ya kumi na nane je nje ya box mara ngapi?......

je wewe mwana jamiif kama mungu asingekusahaulrisha leo hii ungekuwa unatembea mikono KICHWANI?

 

[Eiyer]

Remove that negative thought!

 

[The Boss]

fiction

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sisahau na mikono yangu kama haipo mfukoni basi kiuononi na kama sio kiunoni inapepeta!!Angekua amesahau asingekua analia maana asingekumbuka...wala hiyo namba (mara alizomfumania mkewe) asingekua anakumbuka.

 

[TANMO]

Mpe Pole..
Mwambie aendelee kuwa mvumilivu na amkumbushe mkewe awe anatumia kinga ili asilete Ngoma nyumbani...
Ikiwezekana amnunulie kabisa awe anampa kila akitoka, manake hatuna uhakika kama hachezi mechi za nje...

Khaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KIWAVI]

Amuache huyo mwenza kwani analiazimishwa??

 

[Shantel]

Mhhhh mara tatu? kitandani?

 

[shemasi]

tubuni siku ya hukumu yaja

 

[Rose1980]

mara 3 chache..

 

[afrodenzi]

Kama hataki kumwacha mikono yake iwe
Kwenye box la condom ... awe anampa at
List ajipe moyo labda anafanya safe sex....
Baadaye.

 

[Dena Amsi]

Kwenye kitanda chake na mkewe?? Thats too much bana kwani hakuna nyumba za kulala wenyeji??? Mmhhh hiyo hapana aisee khaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Chimunguru]

ningekuwa nimeshakufa!!

 

[Kbd]

Daahhh! Kuna watu wavumilivu duniani humu, Mungu ndo anajua.

 

[Magulumangu]

Remove that negative thought!

mkuu three times asiwe na negative thoughs mkuu? ungekuwa wewe three times unadhani ungevumilia?

 

[Magulumangu]

fiction

Wapi sasa fiction mkuu au mtu kulia au kufumania mara tatu? explain the Boss

 

[Magulumangu]

Sisahau na mikono yangu kama haipo mfukoni basi kiuononi na kama sio kiunoni inapepeta!!Angekua amesahau asingekua analia maana asingekumbuka...wala hiyo namba (mara alizomfumania mkewe) asingekua anakumbuka.

Weweeeeeee Lizzy? subiri tu wewe....naipika yako ya Samunge...

 

[Magulumangu]

Mpe Pole..
Mwambie aendelee kuwa mvumilivu na amkumbushe mkewe awe anatumia kinga ili asilete Ngoma nyumbani...
Ikiwezekana amnunulie kabisa awe anampa kila akitoka, manake hatuna uhakika kama hachezi mechi za nje...

Khaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duh JF sometimes hamna ushauri...Nitamwambia

 

[Magulumangu]

Amuache huyo mwenza kwani analiazimishwa??

hahah kweli ushauri..ile ahadi ya mpaka kiwatenganishe nayo ifutwe au?

 

[Magulumangu]

Mhhhh mara tatu? kitandani?

Tena ndani ya kitanda chao...si unajua jamaa anaishi kwenye nyumba ya wife?

 

[Magulumangu]

tubuni siku ya hukumu yaja

Nani atubu sasa? toa ufafanuzi weye mtumishi....