Tupia lako ulilosoma kwenye gari...

[Mshana Jr]

nyuki hakumbatiwi

 

[ngararumo]

nyuki hakumbatiwi

mbuz hachinjwi kiunoni....

 

[mathewrogers91]

mjinga saa ya kwenda...

 

[hiltonson]

mimba mnatoa ukimwi je!

 

[Mwandwanga]

Hata ukipima hunipati

dah hii tamu kunoga.

 

[mwathu]

Mkanye akirudi (Gombs)

 

[mathewrogers91]

ndevu ulembo2 heshima pesa!!!

 

[anonyme]

hata mjinga akikaa kimya huonekana ana hekima

 

[dev senior]

mzee kasri (goms-posta) mlambenamalundi (goms-ubungo) ikisimama panda (yombo)

 

[dev senior]

ukitaka ubaya dai chako

 

[mujemaso]

1. Silaha pesa, kisu mzigo
2. Thamani ya kondoo iko mkiani mwake
3. Mwanamke zigo la mavi, usipolitupa kwa kukulemea utalitupa kwa kunuka.

 

[dev senior]

mashuti ya mbavuni (bugurun-muhimbili)

 

[George ngarasoni]

Baba yako analo....!

 

[Bi nyakomba]

iga kazi usiige matumizi....ubungo mbezi

 

[Mkubwa Jalala]

-Usisifu huku roho inauma. -Mganga haagiz tembele. -Kula mapera hakutibu kuharisha. -Hata bibi alikua bint.

 

[Chabo]

Mtoto halali na pelemende mkononi.(Mv.bukoba)

 

[Don Mangi]

Siku hizi wote weupe: Carolite.

 

[Kipilipili]

hahahahaaaaaa....shein was shine bhana

hahahaha...cheupe alikua cheusi

 

[Sir M.D.Andrew]

Zetu dagaa,kuku hamu

 

[whistle blower]

hata ukipima utakufa tu