Thanks God...............

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

...............this valentine thing is almost over!

Manake mtu unaweza jikuta roho inaacha mwili hivi hivi kwa misukosuko..
Mara huyu akupigie simu usiku wa manane eti anakutaarifu kesho umalize shughuli zako mapema eti anataka awe na wewe..
Huyu unalazimika kumdanganya kuwa upo mkoani kuna msiba, hivyo hutakuwa availabe..
Huyu unamwambia kwamba umeishiwa anakutumia pesa kwenye M-Pesa eti chukua Taksi mkutane Mlimani city..
Huyu anakulalamikia kwamba humpendi kisa hujampigia simu kwenye siku muhimu kama hii..
Huyu anakupigia simu eti ameamua kujivua pendo kisa hukumjibu sms yake ya Valentine wish..
Huyu anakutumia meseji eti amekumisi wakati juzi umemtumia meseji akauchuna..
Huyu anakupigia simu eti amekuja Dar kimya kimya alitaka aku-surprise kwenye siku ya wapendanao..
Huyu unampigia simu hapokei, anakuja kupiga baadaye eti walitoka lunch na familia yake ndo maana hakupokea simu..
.....................................
Dah..!

Mr Rocky · Feb 14, 2012

Ndo matokeo hayo lakini
Yaani siku imekaa kimapenzi mapenzi tuu tena yale ya kuvuana nguo na sio lengo la mwanzilishi wa siku yenyewe

The Boss · Feb 14, 2012

lol...................

Kongosho · Feb 14, 2012

ndo maisha yenyewe, tutafanyaje.
Acha tudanganyane tu.

Mr Rocky · Feb 14, 2012

Boss mbona mguno aise au yamekukuta

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

Mr.Rocky said:
Ndo matokeo hayo lakini
Yaani siku imekaa kimapenzi mapenzi tuu tena yale ya kuvuana nguo na sio lengo la mwanzilishi wa siku yenyewe

eti yale ya kuvuana nguo, Loolz...

Mr Rocky · Feb 14, 2012

Tanmo ndo hali halisi
Vyumba vyote vya guest leo vimejaa tena short time na wala sio kwamba wageni ni wengi ila ni wageni wenyeji wamejaza humo

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

Mr.Rocky said:
Tanmo ndo hali halisi
Vyumba vyote vya guest leo vimejaa tena short time na wala sio kwamba wageni ni wengi ila ni wageni wenyeji wamejaza humo

Tatizo linakuja pale baadhi yetu tunapo-define mapenzi kama kufanya ngono tu..

Kongosho · Feb 14, 2012

yaani sasa hivi ukitoka nje
watu wana pembe za faru tu zimetangulia
zaweza kukuparura bila hata makubaliano lol

TANMO said:
eti yale ya kuvuana nguo, Loolz...

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

Kongosho said:
yaani sasa hivi ukitoka nje
watu wana pembe za faru tu zimetangulia
zaweza kukuparura bila hata makubaliano lol

Pembe za faru? Kuparua? Hebu nifafanulie ili tuende sawa arifu..

patience96 · Feb 14, 2012

Mr.Rocky said:
Ndo matokeo hayo lakini
Yaani siku imekaa kimapenzi mapenzi tuu tena yale ya kuvuana nguo na sio lengo la mwanzilishi wa siku yenyewe

Ni kweli mkuu; Hata Majidd ame post uzi mzuri kuhusu Valentine day isivyokuwa na maana kwetu. Naamini maambukizi mapya ya 'kale kaugonjwa' yatukuwa makubwa leo.

Mr Rocky · Feb 14, 2012

TANMO said:
Tatizo linakuja pale baadhi yetu tunapo-define mapenzi kama kufanya ngono tu..

That's the problem mkuuu
Yaani watu wanakosea maana kabisa ya valentine. Na kwao upendo wanaudefine kama ngono tuu
Ni mbaya sana

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Kongosho · Feb 14, 2012

naogopa mie mdogo

TANMO said:
Pembe za faru? Kuparua? Hebu nifafanulie ili tuende sawa arifu..

Mr Rocky · Feb 14, 2012

QUOTE=patience96;3328681]Ni kweli mkuu; Hata Majidd ame post uzi mzuri kuhusu Valentine day isivyokuwa na maana kwetu. Naamini maambukizi mapya ya 'kale kaugonjwa' yatukuwa makubwa leo.[/QUOTE]

Tena makubwa sana
Yaani watu wengi wametoswa na wapenzi wao au wameenda kwa wapenzi ambao sio wao
Wengine wataenda club na wataondoka na wapenzi ambao sio wao
Full mapenzi mapenzi tuu

AshaDii · Feb 14, 2012

Kuna mwingine mda sio mrefu namskia akilalama mpenzi wake kaibiwa simu jana jioni na vibaka, anaongea kwa huruma kabisa.... kua kapona kupigwa bahati walichukua simu na wallet iliokua na pesa kama Lak na nusu alitoka ATM, ila uhai kaachiwa wala hajatiwa kilema. Jioni hii mpenzi wake anapatikana... binti anauliza "pole dear umenunua simu nyingine?" then huyu mpenzi wake kamjibu "imekua bahati niliokwapuliwa jana tulikua tumebadilishana na mdogo wangu.. sina hela kabisaaa hivo nimemnyang'anya tena dogo simu ile ambayo ilikua yangu"....

Go figure... binti alihidiwa mambo mengi atafanyiwa Valentine.... kapigwa changa la macho kweupeeee....lol

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

Mr.Rocky said:
Tena makubwa sana
Yaani watu wengi wametoswa na wapenzi wao au wameenda kwa wapenzi ambao sio wao
Wengine wataenda club na wataondoka na wapenzi ambao sio wao
Full mapenzi mapenzi tuu

mola atunusuru dhidi ya ngoma..

zomba · Feb 14, 2012

Siku safi sana leo kwa wapenda UKIMWI.

Ave Ave Maria · Feb 14, 2012

Mr.Rocky said:
Tanmo ndo hali halisi
Vyumba vyote vya guest leo vimejaa tena short time na wala sio kwamba wageni ni wengi ila ni wageni wenyeji wamejaza humo

Kwa hiyo wewe leo ulikuwa ni observer tu?

Preta · Feb 14, 2012

hooi leo....

TANMO · Feb 14, 2012

Ashadii, hicho kisa kimenifanya nicheke. Yaani uwongo wa wazi kabisa jamaa ametumia, binti angemuuliza swali rahisi tu, kama uliibiwa simu ya mdogo wako mbona kuna muda simu yako haikuwa hewani, ina maana mdogo wako aliizima 'simu yako' aliyobaki nayo?

Thanks God...............

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