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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tena nilikutag wewe tu!!

Nilikuwa barabarani uliporusha ile ya mwanzo fasta nikatafuta sehemu nikapaki isinipite. Polisi kaja kaniuliza are you OK nikamjibu I am OK officer huku moyoni najisemea ofisa boya naye huyu. Hata hajui kuwa Bosi Ledi huku keshashusha mambo. Rahaa! [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Heaven Sent]

Labda kama kile kishundu unachokitupiaga humu siyo chako. Hupati hata senti moja! [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

Mimi na kishundu wapi na wapi?

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[Wigelekelo]

Naomba hiyo laki. Mimi sina

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[emoji849]

 

[Saint Anne]

Harudii tena [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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Unadhani namuacha bure sasa?
Hakuna kitu cha bure hii dunia.
Namnyanyasa kwanza,
Kama 'blaza' anavyosema hili nishakusamehe ila we must discuss [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]

 

[Fortnox]

[emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91]
Hatari
Na hiyo skuna[emoji91]

Zuri sana nimelipenda mno.
Asante mama.

Haya magauni aisee mnataka kua Kama marehemu mama rwakatare bado likofia tu

 

[cocastic]

Mna dhambi nyie
Si ni nyie mnanisifiaga humu na vitenge au siyo nyie[emoji1787]

Akaaaah leo ndo umetisha sanaaa. [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Mahondaw]

Nilikuwa barabarani uliporusha ile ya mwanzo fasta nikatafuta sehemu nikapaki isinipite. Polisi kaja kaniuliza are you OK nikamjibu I am OK officer huku moyoni najisemea ofisa boya naye huyu. Hata hajui kuwa Bosi Ledi huku keshashusha mambo. Rahaa! [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭 sitaki kucheka msukuma khakhaaaaaa

 

[Saint Anne]

Hadi uvae hivyo ndo utatanguzana na mie, hayo ya marinda wapelekee uwata lol, [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Tena nakuja nimewabeba wenzangu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ngoja nimwite Cariha

Kama hana kishundu otomatikale siyo Mnyaki....

 

[Depal]

Why middle finger umeweka black[emoji854]

Ring finger uwa tu naitia namna gani vipi
Hiyo siku nikabadilika mwee

 

[Wigelekelo]

Ooooh Allah give me shifaa

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Samahani mawardat

Uliovaa

Ni dera ama juba[emoji848]

 

[Grahams]

Nilishatoa laki moja keshi. Mtu ye yote anitafutie binti wa Kinyaki flati skrini kabisa hana hata kishundu kabisa cha kubingirika. Naona nitaishia kuila tu hii hela...

Kwa kifupi hakuna...

Imagine Mtakatifu aachane na magauni na masketi yake ya Ki-Abiudi weh!

Wakati wa uumbaji Mungu Aliindoka na udongo wake kutoka mikoa ya Kaskazini na kwenda kuumalizia wote huko kwa Wanyaki [emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

Yaani huwezi amini nimezoom Ile picha ya kwanza zaidi ya mara 3 Kwa kutumia hii Miwani yangu ya mbao hadi ikanidondoka Chini na kupasuka 😂

 

[cocastic]

Ooooh Allah give me shifaa

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Mlongo hili juba ni zuri mnoo, tatzo mie halitanipendeza woiiiih [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Saint Anne]

Kumbe nawe wamo[emoji4]

Wamo Nini Lecturer?

 

[Depal]

Traako nehi

😹😹😹😹 mtuwacheew

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mimi na kishundu wapi na wapi?

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Basi tuombe radhi wanaselfika kwa kutuwekea picha za uwongo [emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

 

[Heaven Sent]

Unadhani namuacha bure sasa?
Hakuna kitu cha bure hii dunia.
Namnyanyasa kwanza,
Kama 'blaza' anavyosema hili nishakusamehe ila we must discuss [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]

Eeh usimuache hivihivi🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[cocastic]

Unaniamsha na habari zako za kukojoa![emoji2960][emoji2960][emoji2960][emoji2216][emoji2216][emoji2216][emoji2216]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] aaaah shouzzzzzzzz bhana wee.

 

[Saint Anne]

Si hapo sasa nilifuga kiasi [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Siku hizi kidogo tu zinakatika

Ukipaka rangi hazikatiki

 

[Heaven Sent]

[emoji849]

Nini na wewe?