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[cocastic]

Na mnyama sauli

wacha wee.

 

[Mahondaw]

Tunaomba ya kiuno tu our very ownboss ledi jamani

Sitakiiii nawewe weka chako!! ...

 

[cocastic]

Kuna tapeli amenipigia simu
Kweli maisha ni magumu mtaani
Sasa sijui anataka kunitapeli nini wakati hela sina.

Nimemsikiliza weee Hadi mwisho nikamwambia asihangaike sana mimi hela sina.

mbavu zangu mie jamam khaaah,

 

[cocastic]

Unabahati hajakutolea lugha mbaya mimi kuna mmoja alinipigia simu ana lalamika amekosea namba ameweka pesa kwenye Account yangu nikiwa namsikiliza ghafla nikashangaa ana nitukana why simjibu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Na umekosa mengi, ungezimia bure tukukose kaka yetu, maana mikao ileile inayokukoshaga

Basi leo sikuwa na bahati yaani. Basi tu acha nipambane na hali yangu...

We ulishawahi kuselfika hapa?

 

[Mahondaw]

Tunaomba ya kiuno tu our very ownboss ledi jamani

Hivi smile la bosi ledi umeshaliona lakini???

 

[Saint Anne]

Sitakiiii nawewe weka chako!! ...

Jamani boss ledi wetu wewe
Usitufanyie hivyo
Unajua wewe ni mtu na nusu eeh super woman
Hebu muaibishe shetani

 

[cocastic]

Mimi nilikuwa namjibu hadi mwisho

Namuuliza nani,?
Kanitajia jina hata silijui..
Namuuliza ndio nani anasema hunikumbuki?
Mimi ni Fulani Fulani

Nikaona nimsikilize,
Anauliza Niko wapi nikamtajia.
Anasema yeye yuko mahala fulani,anafanya kazi huko na kampuni gani sijui ..anatafuta mashine..
Hizo machine Mbeya wanauza bei rahisi kwahiyo amenipa dili ili tupige Hela..
Ataniunganisha na mtu,huyo anaziuza mashine...nimpigie aniuzie halafu kwenye risiti aandike hela pungufuinayobaki juu tunagawana.
Nikipiga nimwambie kaka Daudi amenipa namba

Anauliza nikutajie namba??
Nikamwambia nitumie kwenye msg..
Akatuma,akapiga Tena
Haki ya nani nimecheka Mimi.

wallah nacheka km chizi hapa uwiiiih

 

[cocastic]

Usiwaze shos badae ntatupia

Tayari shouzzzzzzzz hiyo picha?

 

[cocastic]

Weeeeehhhh mi naona ya jana usiku ulinoga hatari!

shouzzzzzzzz acha kunijaza bas nawee.

 

[cocastic]

Emu nione afu nikwambie

ulipitwa wapi?

 

[Mahondaw]

Tayari shouzzzzzzzz hiyo picha?

Sio moja sasa kama tano hivi!

 

[cocastic]

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Ni jukumu letu sote kuendelea kukumbushana umuhimu wa kuwa na afya njema Kwa watu wa Rika lote. Though msisitizo zaidi uendelee kutolewa Kwa vijana wanaochipukia.

Unapokuwa unaugua mara kwa mara huathiri kipato chako pamoja na kuathiri shughuli zako za maendeleo Kwa ujumla, kwani itakulazimu kuhudhuria kazini mara chache wakati muda mwingi ukitumia hospitali kujiuguza.

Sio HIV tu bali hata maradhi mengine pia yachukuliwe Kwa uzito unaostahili hasa Pressure, Kisukari, Moyo, Saratani n.k hasa kwa sisi Wazee

God is good all the time

Ameeeeeeeen!!!!

 

[cocastic]

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[NaddySL]

Basi leo sikuwa na bahati yaani. Basi tu acha nipambane na hali yangu...

We ulishawahi kuselfika hapa?

Sana tuu ..

 

[Saint Anne]

Hivi smile la bosi ledi umeshaliona lakini???

Hapana jamani
I cant wait wewee
Twende kazii

 

[cocastic]

Mimi nimeenda na biti yao
Nimefuata maelekezo yao hadi mwisho.
Karibu saa nzima naongea nao

Kumbe yamekaa sehemu moja bwana
Nadhindwa hata nianzie wapi kuhadithia
These people made my day


Pep

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uko vzr aseehhh!!hukatai asili yako na unajivunia fakhari yako big up Sana'a!!mpwa anajua kisukuma kweli hukoo?!!
Kwa kweli uko vzr kabisaa!kuna mbalu,buyegi,ng'walu,nchambi!majina ya mashangazi hayoo!!!
Kumbe eminza limetokana na babinza

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Nikifika home nitakufafanulia maana ya majina haya na muktadha wake.

Mpwa ilibidi ajifunze ili aweze kuongea na bibi yake kwa sababu bibi alikuwa hajui lugha nyingine. Mpwa alikazana mpaka wakawa wanaelewana kabisa hata kusimuliana hadithi za Kisukuma, kuimbiana nyimbo na michapo mingine...

 

[cocastic]

cocastic shos weekend wapiii??

Nipo kitandani nimelala shouzzzzzzzz ake,

 

[cocastic]

Stay there muda si mrefu nashusha vitu!!

Ndyooooooh