Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Mzigua90]

Nikisema nitatoka kwenye wokovu

Utatubu kesho

 

[ERoni]

...Uhuru unaokuanao ukiwa unaishi pekeyako View attachment 2001139

 

[Heaven Sent]

Huyo excitement inanitisha ujue.

nimetype kilichokuwa akilini at that time.
Can't wait to see you. Lit excited kwa kweli

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hata sijui... Nijuze tu Jr.

Ni kisambaa hivyo yaani VIZURI

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kisa kizuri .....


Alikuja mtu kwa Khalid bin Walid akamwambia "Fulani amekutukana..
Akamjibu "Hilo Ni gazeti lake alijaze anavyotaka..

Alisema mtu kumwambia Wahab bin Manbah "Hakika Fulani amekutukana..
Akamjibu: "Shetwani hakumpata wa kumtuma ispokuwa wewe??

Akasema mmoja kumwambia mtu "Fulani amekutukana..
Akamjibu: "Yeye amenirushia mkuki lakini haukunipata, kwanini wewe umeubeba huo mkuki Na ukauchoma moyoni mwangu??

Alikuja mtu Kwa Imam Shafi akamwambia "Fulani anakutaja kwa mabaya..
Akamjibu: "Kama Ni kweli basi wewe Ni mfitanishi, Na Kama Ni urongo basi wewe Ni Fasiq, akaona aibu akaondoka..

Usiniambie Nani ananichukia, Ama ananizungumza, niache nicheke Na nicheke Na watu wote, Na nihisi wote wananipenda, Na tuache yaliosemwa Na anayosema, napenda niondoke nikiwa Na Moyo uliosalimika..

 

[BIN NUN]

...Uhuru unaokuanao ukiwa unaishi pekeyako View attachment 2001139

Hahaha haha

 

[BIN NUN]

Nikuone... Nimekumiss BIN NUN

 

[donlucchese]

View attachment 2001699

Nakubali mkuu, Leo mmetotoresha vifaranga wangapi?

 

[BIN NUN]

Nakubali mkuu, Leo mmetotoresha vifaranga wangapi?

Aisee huu mwaka sijui upoje wanatoto sijapata ona
ila sasa usijekuwa unahisi natoa siri za kambi ukanifata na gwanda zako.

 

[Depal]

View attachment 2001699

Ahsanteeee.

Nakuja kupima mimba.

 

[Depal]

Kwa hili joto la dar bila pasa ya mirinda nyeusi,sitoboiView attachment 2001795

Apple punch baridi itapendeza zaidi.

 

[Mawardat]

Apple punch baridi itapendeza zaidi.

Eti eeeh,maana hili joto siliwezi

 

[Depal]

Huyo excitement inanitisha ujue.

Ni vile tu unafanyaga kama huelewi uzi unataka nini...
Na pia unajua fika wahitaji ni wengi.. Na unajua kubana haswa 😂

Sielewi kwanini napata shauku...

 

[Mawardat]

Uzee mbaya sanaa nazeeka vibaya mie huwezi amin sioni mirinda nyeusi.

Ingekuwa sindano ungeiona

 

[BIN NUN]

Ahsanteeee.

Nakuja kupima mimba.

Una wasiwasi unayo?
Unaitaka au muda bado?
Najua kuna swali utanchenga babu ako

 

[BIN NUN]

Ingekuwa sindano ungeiona

Unataka ipi ya wapi
Halafu naniiii sema Depal shushushuu

 

[Depal]

Una wasiwasi unayo?
Unaitaka au muda bado?
Najua kuna swali utanchenga babu ako

Swali gani nikuchenge 😀 uliza tu.

Naitafuta ya twins.

 

[Depal]

Unataka ipi ya wapi
Halafu naniiii sema Depal shushushuu

Granny we ropoka tu me wala sitoona. Nafumba macho 🙈

 

[Mawardat]

Unataka ipi ya wapi
Halafu naniiii sema Depal shushushuu

depal kitochi bana,Nataka sindano dr

Ninong'oneze hasisikie

 

[BIN NUN]

Swali gani nikuchenge uliza tu.

Naitafuta ya twins.

Hahah so umenijibu kwa mpigo
Yeah sindano ya mapacha ipo ila shida kama una protein yakutosha mwilini unaweza jikuta watotoa 12