Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Chaliifrancisco]

Ila kweli wanaume smart wengi ndiyo huwa na hulka hizi. Ukiona mwanaume anataka kufunua kila sketi jua kichwa chake cha juu kina hitilafu kubwa mno.

Sure self control is key here.

 

[Depal]

🌹

 

[Depal]

🍔

 

[Darcyy]

Wenye vitambi mnatufokea

Kuna njia siku iz imekuja. Unakipoteza kbs

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

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Sorry miss,, hapo ni ghetto?

 

[Depal]

Sorry Mr, umeona nini? Sufuria au!

Sorry miss,, hapo ni ghetto?

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Sorry Mr, umeona nini? Sufuria au!

No ma'am,, nna ubongo primitive kama wa shark nmeshindwa interpret picha nlichoweza kuona ni precioso lower extremity

 

[Depal]

No ma'am,, nna ubongo primitive kama wa shark nmeshindwa interpret picha nlichoweza kuona ni precioso lower extremity

🤣 'precioso hii hii ninayoijua?

Nimekaa back seat miguu nimenyooshea kwa driver seat.

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

🍔
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What's the nutritional value of what you consuming?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Mwe ni nini hizo dear Mbona zinanigomea kufunguka

 

[Omerta]

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Naomba hiyo namba ya simu na Mimi niwe najionea status adimu

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

'precioso hii hii ninayoijua?

Nimekaa back seat miguu nimenyooshea kwa driver seat.

Yes ma'am hyo hyo unaoijua ww,, but beware usiwe chanzo cha ajali,, 37% of crashes znatokana na distractions,, 2000+ deaths and 400k casualties world wide

 

[Depal]

What's the nutritional value of what you consuming?

🤣🤣🤣 relax. We're all dying..

 

[Depal]

Yes ma'am hyo hyo unaoijua ww,, but beware usiwe chanzo cha ajali,, 37% of crashes znatokana na distractions,, 2000+ deaths and 400k casualties world wide

Got you, thanks for your concern.

Tupia kaselfie basi...

 

[donlucchese]

Wabongo

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Miss tuna zile sura ambazo kwa basi mtt ndo anatishiwa "nyonya au ntamwambia anko akumeze" mtt akikuangalia mara moja anaona hapana huyu uncle ni direct proportional na kauli ya mama ,,, mtoto anaanza kunyonya bila ubishi

Tunaendeleza family traditions

 

[Jadda]

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Hiyo imefunguka! Zile nyingine zilikuwa nini?

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Got you, thanks for your concern.

Tupia kaselfie basi...

Miss tuna zile sura ambazo kwa basi mtt ndo anatishiwa "nyonya au ntamwambia anko akumeze" mtt akikuangalia mara moja anaona hapana huyu uncle ni direct proportional na kauli ya mama ,,, mtoto anaanza kunyonya bila ubishi

Tunaendeleza family traditions

 

[Depal]

Miss tuna zile sura ambazo kwa basi mtt ndo anatishiwa "nyonya au ntamwambia anko akumeze" mtt akikuangalia mara moja anaona hapana huyu uncle ni direct proportional na kauli ya mama ,,, mtoto anaanza kunyonya bila ubishi

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Hebu nihakikishe..

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Hebu nihakikishe..

It's ain't safe