Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[ERoni]

Mji huo kama huna uwenyeji utapotea tu.

Kheri ufuate barabara

Unaingilia pale darajani marikiti unataka utokee forodhani, unashangaa unatoke karibu na Ikulu, haha mji noma sana ule.

 

[Mshana Jr]

Intelligent Answers

Wife, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"
Husband (Calmly), "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."

What a decent way to Reply!

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Wife to her Accountant Husband:
What is Inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36.
_But now you are
48-40-48._
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
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Accountancy Fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunken Friend is a liability.
But,
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.

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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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Wonders before and after Marriage.
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for Married Couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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[Behaviourist]

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Hapa ni kibosho sehemu gani?🙃🙃🙃

 

[cocastic]

Asante baby cocastic
Pasaka ikawe heri huko uliko pia

Nimekumiss pia zaidi...weka picha

Ooooooh kwa ajili yako naweka kesho asubuhi dea,

 

[cocastic]

Intelligent Answers

Wife, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"
Husband (Calmly), "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."

What a decent way to Reply!

---------------------------------
Wife to her Accountant Husband:
What is Inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36.
_But now you are
48-40-48._
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .
-----------------------------------
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
------------------------------------
Accountancy Fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunken Friend is a liability.
But,
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.

------------------------------------
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
------------------------------------
Wonders before and after Marriage.
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
-------------------------------------
Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
--------------------------------------
Secret formula for Married Couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
------------------------------

Babuuuuuh nipeleke St English Medium, nimetoka patupu hapa lol

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Ooooooh kwa ajili yako naweka kesho asubuhi dea,

Pisi kali

 

[cocastic]

Pisi kali

Ngosha yaan hujaachaga uchokozi eti?

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Ngosha yaan hujaachaga uchokozi eti?

Hivi kwa nini ulikuwa umepotea humu mjengoni mkuu?

 

[cocastic]

Hivi kwa nini ulikuwa umepotea humu mjengoni mkuu?

Nilikua napamban na maisha nje ya JF, ila now nipo ouk.

 

[Eizyek]

240G Black

 

[Saint Anne]

Nionee huruma Mimi naetaka kurudi shule kusoma MSc na uzee huu, hiyo UE ndiyo itaniua kabisa

Nenda tu mkuu.
Unapambana tu hadi mwisho.

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Saint Anne]

Huhuhuhuh yaan acha tyuuuh cc, nilikua kifungoni eti,
Now napumua kidogo, nasubir lenyewe likilipuka hali itakuaje.

 

[cocastic]

Yaan hapa matumbo yote jotooh tyuuuh,

 

[geraldincredible]

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Parenting is awesome....

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[T 1990 ELY]

Nilikua napamban na maisha nje ya JF, ila now nipo ouk.

Karibu sana

Kuna jipya lolote umekuja nalo?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Saint Anne]

Yaan hapa matumbo yote jotooh tyuuuh,

Pumzikeni tu!
Siku matokeo yakitoka itajulikana mbele kwa mbele

 

[cocastic]

Karibu sana

Kuna jipya lolote umekuja nalo?

Aseeeeeh hata hakna mapya, labda km humu kulikua na mapya wakati sipo, bas nipatie