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T 1990 ELY
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Habari za asubuhi mkuuuna matatizo we jamaa
Mshana Jr
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A Rabbit entered a shop and asked: "Do you have carrots?". They said, "no we don't have." The following day the rabbit came to the shop and asked again, "Do you have carrots?" They replied angrily, " We said we don't have carrots, if you come back again asking for carrots, we gonna SINK A NAIL in ur HEAD with a HAMMER!" The third day the rabbit came yet again and asked, "Do you have a hammer? They replied, "NO." He said, "What about nails?" They said, "NO." Then he calmly asked, "Do you have carrots?" 
In this 2021 don't let the devil scare you, he doesn't have anything. Just pursue your dreams
Have a fabulous smiling moment
A Rabbit entered a shop and asked: "Do you have carrots?". They said, "no we don't have." The following day the rabbit came to the shop and asked again, "Do you have carrots?" They replied angrily, " We said we don't have carrots, if you come back again asking for carrots, we gonna SINK A NAIL in ur HEAD with a HAMMER!" The third day the rabbit came yet again and asked, "Do you have a hammer? They replied, "NO." He said, "What about nails?" They said, "NO." Then he calmly asked, "Do you have carrots?" 
In this 2021 don't let the devil scare you, he doesn't have anything. Just pursue your dreams
Have a fabulous smiling moment
Dr Lizzy
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kurlzawa
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Nikiwa mkubwa nataka nioe mwanamke kama wewe.
Jadda
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Yeah kuzuri sanaPanapendeza sana, imekuwa mara yangu ya kwanza kuwa pale.
Next time nitapita tena, though muda wa jioni kuna kuwa na baridi sana alafu kuendesha muda huo kuna kuwa na Ukungu mwingi hadi kuona mbele inakuwa shida
Baridi kule juu lipo muda wote kuna siku tulikuwa tunaenda Chunya kuna sehemu barabara inapita juu kabisa ya milima
Sasa yale mawingu ya mvua yanakuwa yako chini chini sana yanashuka hadi Barabarani basi hilo baridi lake na ukungu sasa
Ila the best of all ni ile scenery aisee
Jadda
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cocastic
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Jomoneeeeeeeh kipendhiiiiiiiiih unaweka dhamana za mikopo bank, hivi unahusika kweny HELSB?
Jadda
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cocastic
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Ntajitahid had niweze, nasubir hiyo dai kwa hamu kubwa.Miss u more honey..we mtoto laini sna utaweza kuogelea kweli
cocastic
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Thubutuuuuuuuh eti una no angu, labda umefanansha.
cocastic
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kurlzawa
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Nikwambie inaishia ngapi?
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Sema
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