Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Mwachiluwi]

Vijana wanadema dema sana, wote mna mbinu zinafanana.

Kila wakimtongoza cute wife basi lazima wanipondee,

Siku nikiwa natoka kwenye majukumu yangu alafu nna stress, ntakuja hapa kuwachana mmoja mmoja maana wote naona umri mkubwa lakini akili za ki-teenager

Nitawapa somo vizuri, atayechukia hiyo itakua juu yake. Kuna mmoja huku kwenye mijadala anakua innocent sana, lakini akienda inbox kutongoza anaenda kuniponda

Nitawaweka sawa

Kuna mtu atapigwa za uso ukoò 🤣🤣

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hahaha hakuna kule kabisa ni mwendo wa komoni tu

Hahaha, wanyakyusa wanakunywa kimpumu bwana, komoni inanywewa na Wasafwa..... 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Ndiyo maana wanaume wengi wa Tanzania akili zetu ziko kama vichaa. Hawa wanawake wanatuloga kweli yani....
Sasa piga picha una michepuko 5 halafu yote inaenda kwa mganga kukukoleza, unadhani utakuwa mzima kichwani ?
Hapo bado mke wako wa ndoa hajakutengeneza naye, yaaani hawa wanawake hawafanyi fresh hata kidogo mazee

Umelogwa na wamakua wewe

 

[YE67NBE]

Mm ndio mtu ambae huwa sichukulii kitu personal. Ndio maana nakuaga straight

Ukitongoza usiponde mwingine. Hiyo ndio kanuni ya kibaharia.

Kantri umeanza!!

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Hahaha, wanyakyusa wanakunywa kimpumu bwana, komoni inanywewa na Wasafwa..... 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ahahah kumbe unatujua vizuri aaf sikup tena dada yangu uoe

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Ahhaha sawa bhna unitumie korosho sasa

Korosho msimu bado, tunaanza kuvuna mwezi wa kumi, ntakutumia tu Mwaisa....

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Dahhh elfu 10 mbona nyingi Sana 😂🤣🙉

Eeeh, hivyohivyo tu.....

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mtu mmoja😬

Nani🤔, au wa Humu jf??

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Eeeh, hivyohivyo tu.....

Dah mi hata buku 3 nalia😂🤣🤣

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Wazee wa kino boys😂🤣

Acheni kutussakam tunashinda duka la simu tangu morning up jion lakin napiga pamba kali mpka mshamba_hachekwi akiniona anataka kunipola iPhone yangu

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Korosho msimu bado, tunaanza kuvuna mwezi wa kumi, ntakutumia tu Mwaisa....

Hayo ndio maneno na ile visa yangu ya kwenda ughaibuni mzee

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Ahahah kumbe unatujua vizuri aaf sikup tena dada yangu uoe

Hahahaha, hao wakina Tuntufye na Suma wa Mwakaleli wenye tabia za kibondia-bondia kaa nao tu...

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Acheni kutussakam tunashinda duka la simu tangu morning up jion lakin napiga pamba kali mpka mshamba_hachekwi akiniona anataka kunipola iPhone yangu

The goal is to be rich, not to look rich.

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Dah mi hata buku 3 nalia😂🤣🤣

Wewe utakuwa Jobless wewe, ukaksi gani huu kheeh! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Hahahaha, hao wakina Tuntufye na Suma wa Mwakaleli wenye tabia za kibondia-bondia kaa nao tu...

Dada zangu tumeshea mam wao ni wanyaruwanda

 

[Mwachiluwi]

The goal is to be rich, not to look rich.

Iyo nakuachia wewe

 

[Nuzulati]

Nani🤔, au wa Humu jf??

🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Wewe utakuwa Jobless wewe, ukaksi gani huu kheeh! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Oya nime check Sana😂🤣, ndio mi Ni jobless wa kimataifa mkuu🤒😁.
👉Hela Ina umaaa 😁🤣😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

Kuja hapa u selfike🏃🏃😁

 

[mzabzab]

Kamanda Mzabzab mwenyewe, The Philander in Chief......
Nasikia totoz za JF zinakuita Cupid....

Mngejua nilivyo domo zege 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣