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[Mwachiluwi]

Juzi nakutana na manzi mmoja analalamika hakuna ajira na maisha magumu kweli, ila kavaa wigi la laki 7.....
Mkononi kashika Iphone macho matatu, kajipaka mipafyumu ananukia kama jini, nikasema Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hewala weeh.

Kwahiyo utaki watu wajipende?

 

[National Anthem]

pipe gang tunashindwaje😂

eti National Anthem

😅😅😅 mie sipo kwenye hilo gang lenu.. msinihusishe huko .

 

[National Anthem]

Pacha mambo.

Mie mzima pacha wangu ❤️
Habari ya uzima ?

 

[Ms eyes]

Mie mzima pacha wangu ❤️
Habari ya uzima ?

Salama kabisa, sijui wewe?

 

[Intelligent businessman]

kuna mahali niliona umeandika unaiwekea mpaka anazima🤣

We jomba 😂🤣😂🤣, una penda😂🤒

 

[National Anthem]

kuna mahali niliona umeandika unaiwekea mpaka anazima🤣

kama kawaaa hiyoo 😅😅

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Juzi nakutana na manzi mmoja analalamika hakuna ajira na maisha magumu kweli, ila kavaa wigi la laki 7.....
Mkononi kashika Iphone macho matatu, kajipaka mipafyumu ananukia kama jini, nikasema Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hewala weeh.

Yaani Yuko worth 2m +, Kwenye wigi na simu tu😂🤣🤒

 

[Intelligent businessman]

muhimu mzee😅

Guess nime shindwa sector hiyo🤣😂

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

😅😅😅 hili ni ajabu kwa dar es salaam.. huwa nashangaa kuna maeneo huwa naenda .. iPhone 13 Pro au 14 Pro ukiangalia alie nayo.. bagoshaaa...

Basi bwana majuzi nimeenda kunyoa, likaingia lidada moja hivi linanukia kweli limepaki Crown mpya nje. Yule muhudumu wa kike wa saloon akaliita pembeni, akaanza kuliambia, eti shost ile namba ya mganga wa Bagamoyo nimeshaipata. Likasema shost ahsante hebu nipe, umeona tayari yule mwanaume kashaniachia gari hilo hapo nje, sasa ntahakikisha atamwacha hata mke wake. Likapewa namba ya mganga, likaamua kuita boda-boda alikimbize Bagamoyo, gari likamwachia yule mwenzake wa Saloon.

Nikasema Hiiiiiiiiii Bagoshaa, kuna mwamba ashalizwa na hili tandam. Haya ndiyo maisha ya Darisalamu....​

 

[National Anthem]

Salama kabisa, sijui wewe?

Nipo tu hapa naendelea na mapishi ya kuku za wateja 😊😊😊

 

[National Anthem]

na hela hutoi dadeki😅

nitoe hela ili kugundua nini 😅😅

 

[Countrywide]

mwanawane mbona hatupenai taarifa kuea unejiwe kwa Cute Wife mzee

Vijana wanadema dema sana, wote mna mbinu zinafanana.

Kila wakimtongoza cute wife basi lazima wanipondee,

Siku nikiwa natoka kwenye majukumu yangu alafu nna stress, ntakuja hapa kuwachana mmoja mmoja maana wote naona umri mkubwa lakini akili za ki-teenager

Nitawapa somo vizuri, atayechukia hiyo itakua juu yake. Kuna mmoja huku kwenye mijadala anakua innocent sana, lakini akienda inbox kutongoza anaenda kuniponda

Nitawaweka sawa

 

[Ms eyes]

Nipo tu hapa naendelea na mapishi ya kuku za wateja 😊😊😊

Waacha😋. Nitakuja kula nikipata pesa😍

 

[Nkundwe Sr]

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Uduguu [emoji1787]

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[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Kwahiyo utaki watu wajipende?

Pendeze lakini shida zako usizigeuze mali ya ummah....

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Na

wewe ubatuobea wivu vijana wa dasilamuuu

Wazee wa kino boys😂🤣

 

[National Anthem]

Basi bwana majuzi nimeenda kunyoa, likaingia lidada moja hivi linanukia kweli limepaki Crown mpya nje. Yule muhudumu wa kike wa saloon akaliita pembeni, akaanza kuliambia, eti shost ile namba ya mganga wa Bagamoyo nimeshaipata. Likasema shost ahsante hebu nipe, umeona tayari yule mwanaume kashaniachia gari hilo hapo nje, sasa ntahakikisha atamwacha hata mke wake. Likapewa namba ya mganga, likaamua kuita boda-boda alikimbize Bagamoyo, gari likamwachia yule mwenzake wa Saloon.

Nikasema Hiiiiiiiiii Bagoshaa, kuna mwamba ashalizwa na hili tandam. Haya ndiyo maisha ya Darisalamu....​

Haya mambo ni harisi.. kuna siku nilienda site nje ya mji kufanya survey.. pale ambapo survey ilikuwa yafanyika karibu yake kulikuwa na top mganga lile eneo.. sasa wadada wa dar es salaam pale wanapishana mzee . kuchukua ndumba na kukaanga maboyaa wao... hatari sana hapa mjini hasa hawa mabinti wazuri wazuri.. na uchawi wengine wanaweka kwenye shanga.. ziguse uone mtiti wake 😅😅😅😅😅

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Yaani Yuko worth 2m +, Kwenye wigi na simu tu😂🤣🤒

Litoto limepaka sunscreen limekuwa na rangi ya Cappuccino, nadhani hata Perfume lililopulizia itakuwa ni hela ndefu maana ilibaki kwenye nguo zangu wiki nzima. Nikasema hapa kazi ipo sana,.....

 

[Countrywide]

unachukulia vitu personal bana, ni utani tu mzee

Mm ndio mtu ambae huwa sichukulii kitu personal. Ndio maana nakuaga straight

Ukitongoza usiponde mwingine. Hiyo ndio kanuni ya kibaharia.

 

[Nkundwe Sr]

dogo naskia una supp nne

chezea civil wewe

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