Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[National Anthem]

Paka huyo paka, paka mapepe paka
Umpe kuku na bata ujue hatotosheka

Teeeeenaaa

Malaika wangu.. hana makando kandoa wala nini.. Paka paka mapepe utakuwa weyee banaaa 😂😂😂

 

[Unique Flower]

Namkeo

Mi niko single toka nime zaliwa🤗🤒

Namkeo anaijua hiyo nakaharusi kenu mlifunga kule bado mnadaiwa hela zapicha za harusi hayati hoteli lakin5,00000 tsh umeona eh , mlilipa nusu imebaki hiyoo

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Intel si ni mpambe huyoo anachukulia siriaz anatamani iwe kweli mfyuuu zake 🤠!

Antonnia mbona Sina pigo za kugombanisha watu🤔🤔.
👉 I mean no malice to nobody.
👉Wanao nijua personal, Wana Elewa Niko peace sana.

 

[YE67NBE]

Ipo siku nitakupa umbeya wangu kwa sasa na hangaika kusonga makande ya nazi hapa tule na huyu mutu

Nausubiri km mshahara wa nyongeza

 

[YE67NBE]

changudoa ni tafsiri ya mtu, unaweza muona changudoa unakuta sio changudoa ila kwa tafsiri yako utaona changudoa.. kwenye maisha yangu siwezi muita mwanamke changudoa au malaya wote nawaheshimu

Exactly na kwangu mimi naona ni vyema

UMHESHIMU ANAYEKUHESHIMU. sio asiyekuheshimu si unashuka naye jumla jumla tu.

Simpo. Oooh nimesahau we unasema huwezi muita changudoa sawa

Je mwanamke anayejiuza anaitwaje??

Embu nipe jina lake au ni mfanya biashara sio.

 

[Unique Flower]

Antonnia mbona Sina pigo za kugombanisha watu🤔🤔.
👉 I mean no malice to nobody.
👉Wanao nijua personal, Wana Elewa Niko peace sana.

Jibu kwanini unadaiwa hela za harusi Lenie

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Namkeo
Namkeo anaijua hiyo nakaharusi kenu mlifunga kule bado mnadaiwa hela zapicha za harusi hayati hoteli lakin5,00000 tsh umeona eh , mlilipa nusu imebaki hiyoo

Mh binti maua sio kweli😂😁🤣, sija wahi hata kuwa na Dem 😂😁

 

[Mahondaw]

Antonnia mbona Sina pigo za kugombanisha watu🤔🤔.
👉 I mean no malice to nobody.
👉Wanao nijua personal, Wana Elewa Niko peace sana.

Wacha weee kumbe!!

 

[National Anthem]

Exactly na kwangu mimi naona ni vyema

UMHESHIMU ANAYEKUHESHIMU. sio asiyekuheshimu si unashuka naye jumla jumla tu.

Simpo. Oooh nimesahau we unasema huwezi muita changudoa sawa

Je mwanamke anayejiuza anaitwaje??

Embu nipe jina lake au ni mfanya biashara sio.

anae jiuza anaitwa mama, mwanamke, mrembo.. kwa tafsiri ya maisha yangu.. maana tafsiri ya maisha hazifanani

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ananyapia kabinti ka watu juzi tu alimpa 50ths akadai ni ya maji sasa mjeda ameanza jua kwani kademu kake hakana ushirikiano

Yaani mi nimpe mtu elfu 50, apart from my mom na familia yetu.
👉Sija wahi fanya kitu ka hicho 😂😁

 

[Unique Flower]

Mh binti maua sio kweli😂😁🤣, sija wahi hata kuwa na Dem 😂😁

Sema tu ukweli baby shower ya mkeo hujaifanyia kwenu nikule kwa yule manzi cha ajabu alikupiga hela nzuri tu halafu ukadai nindugu yako kuja outing akaondoka gafla kumbe nijamaa ake aliwaona halafu ikawaje ukarudishiwa hela zako zote hadi chenji

 

[Intelligent businessman]

We Intelligent businessman hujipendi eeh 🤣🤣

Niko single toka nije duniani😂😁

 

[Lenie]

Jibu kwanini unadaiwa hela za harusi Lenie

Intelligent businessman unakopa hadi harusi🤣🤣🤣

 

[YE67NBE]

anae jiuza anaitwa mama, mwanamke, mrembo.. kwa tafsiri ya maisha yangu.. maana tafsiri ya maisha hazifanani

Ok sawa. Ila mi nimefundishwa huwa wanaitwa (changudoa au malaya)

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Unaniita mmbea kumbe nawe unautaka

Pacha nauliza tu🤣😂😂

 

[YE67NBE]

Hayo mautrundu uduguuu alooooo!! Hakiii mwamba anafauduuuuuuu

Anafaidi kweli hataki migume gume ilioshindikana na mtume, imekomaa sura mpk visigino

Weusi km usiku wa balaa, wakilia km tank la lita 3000 linamwaga maji

Wamejaa nongo mwanzo wa kichwa mpk unyayo, bwana nimemkamatia nitawapasia nikimchoka

 

[Unique Flower]

Yaani mi nimpe mtu elfu 50, apart from my mom na familia yetu.
👉Sija wahi fanya kitu ka hicho 😂😁

Na ile shoppping baada ya samaki samaki ilichukua how much ila ukipenda unajitoa hadi raha

 

[Lenie]

Yaani mi nimpe mtu elfu 50, apart from my mom na familia yetu.
👉Sija wahi fanya kitu ka hicho 😂😁

Kwahyo hata baby wako humpi?

 

[Extrovert]

Wa pili niko hapa nimejaa tele💃💃

Jobless wa akiba nipo kuwapa coy

 

[YE67NBE]

🫣🫣🫣 kwenye mambo ya pwani umefanya nidindeee wa falaaaa

Kwendraaaaaa