Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Grahams]

Mweh mshamba wakuja mwanamke yupoyupo tu naibwaje babu nawee!!
Kwanza Vijana sio fleva zangu mieee wana mambo miambiliiii ishirini kidogoooo😏!
Acha nipambane naharee yangu tyuuuu!!

Hahaha.............kwahiyo unataka kusema Mjeshi tulimpiga ile milioni 15 aliyotoa kama Mahari kukuoa? 🙈

I know you might be kidding 🤗

 

[511]

Mjasiruamali wapi mweh!! Mie mtu kaniagiza tu!!

Umeanza kuogopa. Heshima pesa, salamu ni kelele tu.

 

[Grahams]

Dp World 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!

Weee granpah kumbe una ukorofiii hivooo 🤣🤣🤣!!

Mi Nimesikia ilikua inaulizia masoko yalipo na kutangaza biashara tyuuuuu saiii ndio inayeya mazimaaa!!!!!!!😃

Wanasema Bandari ikichukuliwa na DP World ajira zitazalishwa nyingi huko bandari wakati huo huo wanasema watatumia Robots kufanya kazi

JK aliwahi kusema za kuambiwa changanya na zako 🙌

 

[Mahondaw]

Hahaha.............kwahiyo unataka kusema Mjeshi tulimpiga ile milioni 15 aliyotoa kama Mahari kukuoa? 🙈

I know you might be kidding 🤗

Hahahaaa!!

 

[Grahams]

Hahahaaa!!

😅😅🏃🏃🏃

 

[Tinsley]

Shida yenu Vijana hamna ujasiri, mngekuwa mmezaliwa miaka yetu sidhani kama mngeweza kumfukuza Mkoloni na kuipatia Nchi Uhuru kama tulivyoweza Sisi Babu zenu 🤪

Noma sana
Mheshimiwe wazee wetu

Mimi wazungu nawapenda , wametuletea mambo mazuri , tungebaki vile sijui ingekuwaje .

 

[cocastic]

Nilikua bize kidogoo nikasahau kuongea na bosii kubwaaa kipenzii Ngoja nimcheki afanye manuvaa udugu akee wewe treinaaaahhh!!

Nasubiriiiiiiii hapaa.

 

[cocastic]

Coca wee ni chiziii ujue hahaha!!
Ndio nini hiki mfyuuu!

uduguu snack hiyooo, ni tamuuu balaaaa.

 

[cocastic]

Imemuathiri sana hiyo kitu. Addiction yake ni hatari

snack hiyoo tamuuu balaaa, nyie msifanyee mchezoooo.

 

[Grahams]

Noma sana
Mheshimiwe wazee wetu

Mimi wazungu nawapenda , wametuletea mambo mazuri , tungebaki vile sijui ingekuwaje .

Hahahaha..............

Hii Nchi ingeendelea kutawaliwa na Wazungu hadi walau Mwaka 2000 huenda tungekuwa tumepiga hatua kama Afrika Kusini au zaidi.

Sisi kinachotugharimu ni Rushwa

Eti inasemekana yule Yuda Iskarioti aliyemuuza Yesu ana asili ya Tanzania.

Nikimaliza beer yangu ya nne nitataja Kabila lake 🤪

 

[cocastic]

Yeah kila mtu yupo tofauti
Zari has a classy lakini ndo anajisahau muda mwingine .

Sasa dear Zari anajisahauje? Emu sema basi.
Mbna yuko cool sanaa BL. au mie mahabaa yamenipofushaaa

 

[Ms eyes]

Nyakibo ni wapi jamani?

 

[cocastic]

Hahahaaa... mamaa mizagamuo huyoo mtoto wa kingoni anaachajee kwa mfano !

Ongezaaaaa sautiiiii uduguuuu akee.

 

[cocastic]

Mweh mshamba wakuja mwanamke yupoyupo tu naibwaje babu nawee!!
Kwanza Vijana sio fleva zangu mieee wana mambo miambiliiii ishirini kidogoooo!
Acha nipambane naharee yangu tyuuuu!!

Chukua vijanaaa wee, damu changa, damuya motoo, ukitoka mzagamuoni unatafuta pain killer na maji ya kunywaa.

 

[Tinsley]

Hahahaha..............

Hii Nchi ingeendelea kutawaliwa na Wazungu hadi walau Mwaka 2000 huenda tungekuwa tumepiga hatua kama Afrika Kusini au zaidi.

Sisi kinachotugharimu ni Rushwa

Eti inasemekana yule Yuda Iskarioti aliyemuuza Yesu ana asili ya Tanzania.

Nikimaliza beer yangu ya nne nitataja Kabila lake 🤪

Nliishawahi kutamani hivi
Tungekuwa mbali sana na kufikia malengo makubwa.

Wakenya wanatucheka kuwa hatuna skyscrapers nyingi
Zipo mbili tu za pale posta .

 

[Mahondaw]

uduguu snack hiyooo, ni tamuuu balaaaa.

Mie yahivo hapana udugu 🤠🤠!!

 

[cocastic]

Noma sana
Mheshimiwe wazee wetu

Mimi wazungu nawapenda , wametuletea mambo mazuri , tungebaki vile sijui ingekuwaje .

Basi wenzio hao wazungu ndo hawataki kuwasikia, utaskia wameleta , utadhani watu wanashikiwa bundukii, lol.

 

[Mahondaw]

Chukua vijanaaa wee, damu changa, damuya motoo, ukitoka mzagamuoni unatafuta pain killer na maji ya kunywaa.

Ili nigundue nini miee hekaheka siziwezi uduguuu 🤠😁!
Acha nitulie miee nilienae anitoshelezaaa mpaka nabakiaaa 😛😛😛😛!!

 

[cocastic]

Mie yahivo hapana udugu !!

Unatakaaa ya Goviii??
Sema nikutengenezee, tena lingozii ntaliweka likubwaaaa.

 

[cocastic]

Ili nigundue nini miee hekaheka siziwezi udugu !
Acha nitulie nilienae anitoshelezaaa mpaka nabakiaaa !!

Hebu sema kweliiii,