Nukuu za JK

[Lambardi]

Panga la zamani makali yale yale!!!

 

[Lambardi]

Ghalib Bilal ni shababi hasa

 

[Ndibalema]

"Mchagueni huyu Chenge yupo safi(huku akimnyanyua mkono)"

 

[Esperance]

Ukitaka kula lazima uliwe.

 

[Inside10]

"i will be alwayz smiling bt very serious on important issues".

 

[Inside10]

"mkinichagua nitajenga uwanja wa ndege wa kimataifa kigoma"

 

[Gama]

Muhula wake wa pili ndo huo unayoyoma, hata uwanja wa mpila haujajengwa, Kigoma mulie tu, mutaumwa na funza mapakka mkome.

"mkinichagua nitajenga uwanja wa ndege wa kimataifa kigoma"

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[Babkey]

'Mie ndio mwajiri mkuu...... hata mkigoma miaka 8...... mshahara haungozeki ng'o'

 

[Inside10]

"Wapo watu wanaobeza safari zangu, nawaambia hv bila safari hz watanzania wangekufa na njaa"

 

[Bajabiri]

Hakuna mtoto wa maskin atakaekosa elimu kwa umaskin wake
'nataman siku moja watanzania wanikumbuke kwa KUWAFIKISHA PALE'

 

[Bajabiri]

1.'nampenda sana mke wangu salma kikwete'<br />
2.'Lowasa ni mchapa kazi'<br />
3.'Kapuya ni kama Musa hassan Mgos'

 

[Bajabiri]

Uchumi unakua sasa tazama folen za magar

 

[Utingo]

Hakuna mtoto wa maskin atakaekosa elimu kwa umaskin wake
'nataman siku moja watanzania wanikumbuke kwa KUWAFIKISHA PALE'

wapi hapo?

 

[ndetichia]

Ukitaka kula lazima uliwe.

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sasa wewe unataka kula tu haiwezekani..

 

[Easymutant]

"Wapo watu wanaobeza safari zangu, nawaambia hv bila safari hz watanzania wangekufa na njaa"

Kabla hajawa raisi wa kupewa na NEC for the second round tulikufa na njaa??? akawaeleze nduguze hii kauli..

 

[Easymutant]

mikamliza yote conclude na hii JK IS THE ONLY LAZY PRESIDENT WHO REFUSED TO THINK.....

 

[Mupirocin]

Ukikubali kula ukubali na kuliwa, sijamaanisha hivyo teh teh teh teh teh

 

[Bajabiri]

Hakusema kwakweli,

wapi hapo?

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[Msarendo]

"Inyeshe mvua kwani mie wingu"

 

[Tusker Bariiiidi]

Aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Kabla ya KUANGUKA PALE JANGWANI!!!