Nimepitwa na yapi? - karibu tuzogoe 🙂

[Binti wa zamani]

Piga swaga jishushe utashangaa anakupa funguo za gari umwendeshe kwenda kazini kwake

Endelea tu kumdanganya mwenzako 😆

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Kwahiyo lile lijimama lako lilikua simpo simpo tu nalo, au ndiyo ulikua unatest mitambo?

Shida hayo maneno "jimama/mshangazi" yameshazoeleka na kila mtu anayo ile taswira ya mmama mnene mwenye pesa.

Fit aunties wapo mbona...

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Nuksi tele

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Majibu gani haya unayo toa?

Majibu yanayokufaa

Ndo ulivyofunzwa namna ya kujibu bila staha ewe mwanike?

Ndiyo

 

[fact only]

Ajaribu kwenda kwa wazazi wake wakamuombee wenge litulie.
Hata wewe ungekua mwanamke ungempa tamu yako kijana kama huyu?

😀 I can't even imagine something terrible like that shit(i like and am proud totally indeed of my big dick i don't want to be a women hell no).

 

[Binti wa zamani]

😀 I can't even imagine something terrible like that shit

Kwanini ni terrible?

(i like and am proud totally indeed of my big dick i don't want to be a women hell no).

Haya nimeona umesema una mashine kubwa, Seran kuna mzungu huku hana kakitunguu, njoo labda unaweza kumuelewa!

 

[de Gunner]

Majibu yanayokufaa

Ndiyo

Basi nimenawa miikono.
Gudu bai

 

[de Gunner]

Ajaribu kwenda kwa wazazi wake wakamuombee wenge litulie.
Hata wewe ungekua mwanamke ungempa tamu yako kijana kama huyu?

Aisee... Is this the salary of my love to you?

 

[de Gunner]

😀 I can't even imagine something terrible like that shit(i like and am proud totally indeed of my big dick i don't want to be a women hell no).

Mkuu hichi kingereza cha wapi?

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Basi nimenawa miikono.
Gudu bai

Kwenda na usirudi tena

 

[de Gunner]

Kwenda na usirudi tena

Who made you this bitter?

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Aisee... Is this the salary of my love to you?

1. Acha kushobokea wake za watu
2. Ukitongoza mtu akakukataa, acha kuwa msumbufu
3. Ni utoto kujipendekeza kwa wanawake ambao huwafahamu na kuanza kudanganya kwamba mnajuana.

 

[de Gunner]

1. Acha kushibokea wake za watu
2. Ukitongoza mtu akakukataa, acha kuwa msumbufu
3. Ni utoto kujipendekeza kwa wanawake ambao huwafahamu na kuanza kudanganya kwamba mnajuana.

Usimsikilize Lamomy na wajinga wengine wanao jaribu kuharibu penzi letu.

Unajua I'd never spill anything...

 

[fact only]

Kwanini ni terrible?

Ulivyosema kama mimi Fact only niwe wewe Binti wa zamani it's terrible to me because I don't want to be a women even in my dream.

 

[Seran]

Kwanini ni terrible?

Haya nimeona umesema una mashine kubwa, Seran kuna mzungu huku hana kakitunguu, njoo labda unaweza kumuelewa!

WTF!😳

Anamiliki nini kingine apart from that machine

 

[The Icebreaker]

Yani wanawake wengine wana wivu wa kijinga, haya akupe basi kama anaona nafaidi sana!

Halafu eti ananiambia "Unajua Binti wa zamani ni nani kwangu?"

Nikaishia kucheka tu.

 

[fact only]

Mkuu hichi kingereza cha wapi?

Brazil mkuu.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Halafu eti ananiambia "Unajua Binti wa zamani ni nani kwangu?"

Nikaishia kucheka tu.

Yani yupo kama mwehu 😆

 

[de Gunner]

Yani yupo kama mwehu 😆

Nyie wazee bwana,🤣🤣 mbona mnapenda kujipa umuhimu ambao hamna?

 

[de Gunner]

Brazil mkuu.

Aisee you need to rehearse