Nataka kulala Mchana niifanyeje simu yangu?

[Inkoskaz]

Kila nikitaka kujipumzisha mchana mara nyingi simu hainipi fursa ya kufanya hivyo..je ni lipi sahihi?
niizime?
niiweke silent?
niidivert somewhere?
niactivate voice mail?
niiache ON?

 

[nitonye]

Vyovyote vile unavyoona au itumbukize kwenye maji isikusumbue ili upate usingizi mzuuri murua kabisa

 

[Ndokeji]

Toa betri

 

[chriss brown]

kama ina blacklist,weka active in all kals and messages,mtu akikupigia,won't reach u,itawaambia ur busy,then lala mpaka uchokeee.

 

[Globu]

Swali la kijinga. Are you a Great Thinker.

 

[Globu]

Swali la kijinga. Are you a Great Thinker?

 

[Judgement]

Swali la kijinga. Are you a Great Thinker.

Jibu la kijinga ! Are u thinker also ?

 

[sweetlady]

Kila nikitaka kujipumzisha mchana mara nyingi simu hainipi fursa ya kufanya hivyo..je ni lipi sahihi?
niizime?
niiweke silent?
niidivert somewhere?
niactivate voice mail?
niiache ON?

Mwili wako una thamani sana kuliko hiyo simu yako. Kama vipi we zima simu upumzike!..

 

[Cantalisia]

Iweke silence alafu ulog in jf,uendelee kusoma maon tunayokupa!

 

[Mtalingolo]

Itupe ukutani then ucheze gemu ya puzzle ile yakuassemble parts of ur mobile to obtain a real phone...

 

[Amyner]

Kama kuna important call you are expecting iache on... Kama hakuna izime.

 

[Mabwepande]

Itie kwenye maji.

 

[King Kong III]

Itie kwenye maji.

Haaaaa unatumia mabwepande kufikiri.

 

[Globu]

Jibu la kijinga ! Are u thinker also ?

No. I am Idiot. Like you.

 

[Kigarama]

No. I am Idiot. Like you.

Inaonekana JF ukitukana kwa kizungu siyo tusi!!

 

[data]

Una miaka mingap?

 

[Globu]

Inaonekana JF ukitukana kwa kizungu siyo tusi!!

Mkuu hilo ni tusi? Unayajua matusi wewe? Kaa kimya.

 

[Negrodemus]

kwel watu wanafikra........#

 

[Baba Kajo]

Zima ukiamka unawasha

 

[Mr.mzumbe]

Kila nikitaka kujipumzisha mchana mara nyingi simu hainipi fursa ya kufanya hivyo..je ni lipi sahihi?
niizime?
niiweke silent?
niidivert somewhere?
niactivate voice mail?
niiache ON?

Siku zote Ukiwa unataka kulala,ebu IDUMBUKIZE KWENYE NDOO YA MAJI.