Narudi kijijini kutafuta mke

[Simplicity.]

Nyani Ngabu, huyo jamaa wa Moro anayepiga simu namfahamu, sijui ni coincidence? Kaoa mke, dada fulani mnene mfupi, ni mtata balaa ni mkufunzi UDOM!

 

[Simplicity.]

Kamata garasha moja humu mkuu, ikiwezekana kula hii kitu Freema Agyeman, kwani mbune lazima ipitishwe na TBS!

 

[KARANJA 007]

Daah, mkuu umenikumbusha mbali sana...niliwahi kukutana na binti mrembo sana sijawahi kuona Dunia hii mitaa hiyo ya sipiwi...Kipindi hicho hakuna simu wala Email, ni mwendo wa Barua tu....Miaka mingi imepita but bado namkumbuka utafikiri nimekutana nae jana...

Kweli Mkuu,maeneo hayo ndio sisi tulikuwa na mifugo mingi sana miaka ya 90,sasa hivi pamekuwa miji mikubwa.

 

[Think Hard]

Mkuu hongera sanaa...mimi nilijaribu kwenda kijijini kwetu nikakuta afadhali hata hawa wa mjini....yani naumiza kichwa nitapataje mke mwenye hofu ya Mungu...Hongera sana kama wewe umefanikiwa..its not an easy job..

 

[amos stima]

Duh saf sana kaka stay blessed ni vzr sana

 

[Prof]

Kweli Mkuu,maeneo hayo ndio sisi tulikuwa na mifugo mingi sana miaka ya 90,sasa hivi pamekuwa miji mikubwa.

Hahaha...wasichana wa kipindi kile sijui walikuwa wanakula nini? yaani walikuwa wazuri sina hata mfano..!! mara ya mwisho kupita sipiwi ni mwaka 1990 nikiwa natoka Bariadi kuja Dar. I miss home

 

[Mjamaa1]

Unamkumbuka Zubeda wa Prof Jay? hahaha , shauli yako, ohoo

 

[KARANJA 007]

Hahaha...wasichana wa kipindi kile sijui walikuwa wanakula nini? yaani walikuwa wazuri sina hata mfano..!! mara ya mwisho kupita sipiwi ni mwaka 1990 nikiwa natoka Bariadi kuja Dar. I miss home

Wasichana walikuwa natural,hakuna kujibabua wala kuvaa katani Mkuu,halafu bila kusahau maziwa na nyama asilia bila kemikali,pia hata mazingira na hali ya hewa usukumani ni patulivu sana.

 

[Kasie]

I love you something fierce and there's nothing you can do about it Kasie.

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Huu wimbo ndo unapigwa hapa club.....
Kamata chini... kamatia chini kamata chini kamatia chini... Envy Kenzo namuona Vanessa kwa mbaliiii

Kamata chini kamatia chini...
Kamata chini kamatia chini....

Hivo hivo....

Kasie.

 

[KARANJA 007]

Koh koh koh. Kimya kimya kisimplicity. Sawa sawa si unajua kubadilika ni any time. Ukiweka heshima mbele you get it back hakuna mambo ya dam dam wala nini najua ukicheka na ngedere utavuna mabua.

Wapi mama Valentina.

Asanteeeeee mamiiiiiiii.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huu wimbo ndo unapigwa hapa club.....
Kamata chini... kamatia chini kamata chini kamatia chini... Envy Kenzo namuona Vanessa kwa mbaliiii

Kamata chini kamatia chini...
Kamata chini kamatia chini....

Hivo hivo....

Kasie.

Mi ntakamata hapo kati basi....

 

[cesilia]

Vacancies are still aplenty!

Haya hebu toa maksi kwa Kashinje.....hapo vepee?

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hahaaaaaaa huyo atakusumbua tu

 

[Chwichwi]

KUMBE KWENU KUBAYA HIVYO

#FikiriKablaYaKunena!

 

[Freema Agyeman]

Hoooyoooo! Baba ubaya na dr love pimbi si kwa ulevi huo. Shika adabu yako.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahaaaaaaa huyo atakusumbua tu

Amekaa kishari shari eeh?

 

[Kasie]

Mi ntakamata hapo kati basi....

Na mie ntashikilia hapo hapo kati kama zile pump za kijijini kwenu za kupump maji.

Unaenda kisimani unakinga ndoo kwenye bomba kisha unashika mpini wa kisima na kuanza kupump juu chini juu chini juu chini hadi maji yanatoka pwaaaah
Ukiacha ku pump maji yanakata.

Ntakamatia hapo hapo kati pako.........

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Na mie ntashikilia hapo hapo kati kama zile pump za kijijini kwenu za kupump maji.

Unaenda kisimani unakinga ndoo kwenye bomba kisha unashika mpini wa kisima na kuanza kupump juu chini juu chini juu chini hadi maji yanatoka pwaaaah
Ukiacha ku pump maji yanakata.

Ntakamatia hapo hapo kati pako.........

Basi tutakamatana hapo kati 😛😛.

 

[afrodenzi]

Hahahahahaha lol

 

[Kasie]

Basi tutakamatana hapo kati 😛😛.

Hahahahahhaa kamata chini kamatia chini...
Kamata chini kamatia chini....
Kamata chini kamatia chini .......

Huku mikono ikikamatia chini mauno yanazunguka kama feni. .....

Heheheheheheee simooooo

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahahahhaa kamata chini kamatia chini...
Kamata chini kamatia chini....
Kamata chini kamatia chini .......

Huku mikono ikikamatia mauno ya napunguza kama feni. .....

Heheheheheheee simooooo

My name is James....James who?😉