Namtafuta the Boss

[Kongosho]

ulitaka tuambizane I DO kwenye sredi za watoto
sie wazee wazima huwa tunaangalia tu.

Just stay away from my kichane cha ndizi.

Gusa wengine wooote lakini hapa nitakupoteza, najua kucheza rafu na fair.

Kwanza. Sasa hivi nimemwambia kuloug off jei efu.

Tafuta dogo dogo wenzio, labda jaribu Bagah anaweza kukufaa.

Jamani mnanionea kongosho kule kwenye jf couple hakusema kama yeye na the Boss wameshasema I DO

 

[The secretary]

ulitaka tuambizane I DO kwenye sredi za watoto
sie wazee wazima huwa tunaangalia tu.

Just stay away from my kichane cha ndizi.

Gusa wengine wooote lakini hapa nitakupoteza, najua kucheza rafu na fair.

Kwanza. Sasa hivi nimemwambia kuloug off jei efu.

Tafuta dogo dogo wenzio, labda jaribu Bagah anaweza kukufaa.

Mwanangu tutabanana hapahapa mpaka kutakucha halafu mi nashida tofauti na ufikirivyo mwache BAGAH yeye kashakuwa pendapenda

 

[Kongosho]

ha ha ha, hata aje na kijiko hawezi.
Hapa kafika kigoma haoni yeyote.

Kwa kifupi, hadanganyiki, ngoja atakuja kusema mwenyewe hadanganyiki.

Ndo maana kamPM lakini amekataa kumjibu, it was a polite way ya kusema Hell NO.

Ila sababu hajiongezi na hasomi picha, ameshindwa kusoma mchezo ulio clear.

Konnie unapinduliwa hivi hivi

 

[bht]

kongosho wasi wasi kaa mji ulokosa balozi...

 

[Kongosho]

endelea na rejao tena ikibidi mbebe kabisa.
Lakini huyu aliyekataa kujibu PM, its for a reason

na reaon yenyewe ni mie
si unaona navyomlisha hapo avartani.

Mi sitishiki na kwa taarifa yako nipo na REJAO tunafuatilia uchaguzi kwa karibu

 

[nitonye]

ha ha ha, hata aje na kijiko hawezi.
Hapa kafika kigoma haoni yeyote.

Kwa kifupi, hadanganyiki, ngoja atakuja kusema mwenyewe hadanganyiki.

Ndo maana kamPM lakini amekataa kumjibu, it was a polite way ya kusema Hell NO.

Ila sababu hajiongezi na hasomi picha, ameshindwa kusoma mchezo ulio clear.

Nakuaminia konnnie ukiona wanataka kukuchukulia TB wako nishtue niwashughulikie

 

[The secretary]

ha ha ha, hata aje na kijiko hawezi.
Hapa kafika kigoma haoni yeyote.

Kwa kifupi, hadanganyiki, ngoja atakuja kusema mwenyewe hadanganyiki.

Ndo maana kamPM lakini amekataa kumjibu, it was a polite way ya kusema Hell NO.

Ila sababu hajiongezi na hasomi picha, ameshindwa kusoma mchezo ulio clear.

sija PM hangekuwa kashajibu namtamfuta hadharani uone kuwa huna chako tena

 

[Kongosho]

wee siku ile nilivyotaka kumbip msukuma
mbona ulitaka kunitumia tindikali na radi????

Huwa tunachezea kwingine
sio moyo ulikofika bei lol

wacha nimlinde, ndo maana wanasema ukimpenda utamlinda.

kongosho wasi wasi kaa mji ulokosa balozi...

 

[The secretary]

kongosho wasi wasi kaa mji ulokosa balozi...

Asante kwa kuona hivyo mwaka huu mpaka anipigie goti hamezoea kuwaogopesha kina mwali na SL kwangu mi ni Arumeru

 

[Kongosho]

haya subiri jibu lako.

He will never say anything, hata am humbled hasemi.

Labda nimsemee, he is humbled japo huna chako.

sija PM hangekuwa kashajibu namtamfuta hadharani uone kuwa huna chako tena

 

[bht]

wee siku ile nilivyotaka kumbip msukuma
mbona ulitaka kunitumia tindikali na radi????

Huwa tunachezea kwingine
sio moyo ulikofika bei lol

wacha nimlinde, ndo maana wanasema ukimpenda utamlinda.

Hehheeee tena usimtaje taje msukuma wangu atajing'ata bure ....ooh asije bure kujibana na machine za gym!

ngoja mechi inoge hapa tuone nani zaidi bana...

 

[Rejao]

Mi sitishiki na kwa taarifa yako nipo na REJAO tunafuatilia uchaguzi kwa karibu

Achana na Kongosho na Sweetlady...hao wanakaba vibaya sana! Tuendelee zetu kupata mvinyo wakati tunasikilizia ushindi!

 

[The secretary]

endelea na rejao tena ikibidi mbebe kabisa.
Lakini huyu aliyekataa kujibu PM, its for a reason

na reaon yenyewe ni mie
si unaona navyomlisha hapo avartani.

na nitawapindua wote

 

[King Kong III]

Mi namtafta fesi buku mmemuona?

 

[BADILI TABIA]

una makoloni mangapi?

tafadhali, huyu sio Maufong.

Tulia kama unanyolewa, huyu ndo baba watoto wangu, baba yake Maufong.

Usije ukamgusa baba mkwe wako.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

the boss nilimuona mtaa wa kongo anachagua za sikukuu.........

 

[The secretary]

Achana na Kongosho na Sweetlady...hao wanakaba vibaya sana! Tuendelee zetu kupata mvinyo wakati tunasikilizia ushindi!

ushindi hoyeee watakunywa tindikali kwa hasira nawaonea huruma.polee kongosho polee. macho yamekutoka kama unalinda sanduku la kura

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Mi namtafta fesi buku mmemuona?

amepozi kule tweeter,huku haingii sana!

 

[afrodenzi]

Kongo nilidhani we ni asali ya ODM? ?

 

[Kongosho]

hili ndilo koloni kuu lipitalo makoloni yoote.

Slogan yangu, nina mme mmoja wa ndoa,
nina wamme wadogo wawili, kibuzi kimoja na wake wawili.

Huyu ndo wa ndoa.

una makoloni mangapi?