Mlokole aliyeifedhehesha weekend yangu...

[Leonard Robert]

ukimchekea tu shughuri unayo!

 

[sijui nini]

...hehehe...hivi embu assume kwamba anachokiongea ni kweli hivi ameonyeshwa...afu ndo anasubiri ndoa ivunjike mkuu achukue jiko lake....tehe tehe...just imagination!!! pole sana...

 

[FirstLady1]

Huyo kapitiwa na pepo.

Katavi huyu atakuwa pepo mchafu sana tu

 

[FirstLady1]

...hehehe...hivi embu assume kwamba anachokiongea ni kweli hivi ameonyeshwa...afu ndo anasubiri ndoa ivunjike mkuu achukue jiko lake....tehe tehe...just imagination!!! pole sana...

HAHAHA sijui nini acha utani wa hivo dah usianze kunitisha

 

[FirstLady1]

Mmh shetani nae ameingia makanisani kutumaliza huu ulokole ni mwisho.pole dadangu

Yaani Asnam sitaki hata kumuona huyo mlokole unaweza kutana na mpinga imani:nono:

 

[klorokwini]

hehehe Dah!
Pole sana mke wa rais na hongera sana kwa kukumbukwa na ufalme wa mbinguni

 

[FirstLady1]

klorokwini...
kuna mtu anasubiri ndoa ivunjike hapa:tape2:

 

[klorokwini]

klorokwini...
kuna mtu anasubiri ndoa ivunjike hapa:tape2:

FirstLady1
Huyo lazima atakuwa mlokole wa billicanus tu, akiendelea kuifatilia sana ndoa yenu nishtue nimfanyie ile sayansi nyeusi, nitahakikisha namtoa majipu ya ufizi

 

[Mamndenyi]

ni mtu anayekufahamu vizuri tu,
lengo lake akugombanishe na mumeo,
shindwe tena alegee.

 

[Bishanga]

ni mtu anayekufahamu vizuri tu,
lengo lake akugombanishe na mumeo,
shindwe tena alegee.

Sio hilo tu,alikuwa na taarifa zote kuwa mheshimiwa rais alikuwa anarudi nchini.

 

[queenkami]

lol lol lol huyo mlokole kiboko lol.
pole mwaya kwa kuharibiwa wakati wako wa kufurahia mzee kurudi,kama akitokea kupiga tena mfokee kwa sauti ya kumaanisha asije akakuletea shida.

 

[The Boss]

walokole bana..duh...lol

 

[The Boss]

usiwalaumu sana
mi nawajua watu wengi ambao ni wagonjwa wa akili
wamehamia kwenye ulokole...
pengine mgonjwa....

 

[Blaki Womani]

Kwa walokole sishangai khaa

 

[gambachovu]

Kwa walokole sishangai khaa

Mh... Kweliii...?

 

[UmkhontoweSizwe]

FL, naona umeamua kutupaka walokole ili ufurahishe jukwaa. Haya bibie!!

 

[King’asti]

Umemkopesha! Ungemjibu arudie maombi manake mume anaebip Mungu hawezi kukupatia kamwe manake japo uliolewa enzi hakuna mobile phone, ulishamuwahi Mungu kuwa hutaki wanaobip kwa ttcl. Kuna bibi mmoja akilewa anasemaga bladi fekeni.

 

[MadameX]

Mlokole au msanii huyo...ulokole gani unaosema vunja ndoa ya mtu, halafu ikishavunjika utaozeshwa tena kanisa gani. Kaa chonjo, atakwambia muue mumeo ili ndoa ipitie kanisani ipate baraka za bwana.

Akipiga tena mwambie akajaribu Oscar Award anaweza pata!

 

[Swts]

Hakuna kitu kama icho,anasukumwa na hisia,akiongozwa na pepo.Roho wa Mungu,angewapa wote utayari,.Roho wa Mungu,hujenga na habomoi,Roho wa Mungu hakurupuki.
So bwana uyo..AJIPANGE!!

 

[FirstLady1]

FL, naona umeamua kutupaka walokole ili ufurahishe jukwaa. Haya bibie!!

UmkhontoweSizwe
Ni kweli imetokea nashangaa kwa nini aliamua kutumia ulokole..