Marhaba..... Looking butiful!

[kabanga]

Ukimuona kabanga mitaa hiyo mwambie aje na huku

nimekuja, utafiti, nilipita kimya hapa mwanzo nikapigwa na butwaa.....

Ngoja nimuite kwa sauti kabanga njoo huku unatafutwana@utafiti

Mr Rocky nimefika, haya makubwa jamani.....

 

[ameline]

napitaa

 

[utafiti]

nimekuja, utafiti, nilipita kimya hapa mwanzo nikapigwa na butwaa.....

Mr Rocky nimefika, haya makubwa jamani.....

Mdogo wako Excel leo kaamka na mapepo, kamuangalia huyo dada kachafua kila kitu

 

[nanjilinji]

kamefikia litre ngapi?

Bado lita moja

 

[excel]

Mdogo wako Excel leo kaamka na mapepo, kamuangalia huyo dada kachafua kila kitu

kabanga...!

hebu angalia centre of gravitation force hapa!

chukua kipima pembe, pima vizuri angle za hatari! utaona kitu..

i was frustrated to see this.... oh my, i was flabbergasted!

just imagine...

 

[kabanga]

oh mama kwa nini sikuwa mwanaume

wasemaje....?

 

[excel]

napitaa

kaaaaarrrrribuu!!

my name is Excel wa milazo!

 

[utafiti]

kabanga...!

hebu angalia centre of gravitation force hapa!

chukua kipima pembe, pima vizuri angle za hatari! utaona kitu..

i was frustrated to see this.... oh my, i was flabbergasted!

just imagine...

Haya kabanga umepewa homework hebu fanya thn tuletee umeona nini

 

[Who Cares?]

wakubwa wanafaidi...

mkuu unanikumbusha mbali sanaaa...

enzi hizo mie bado mdogo kila nikimwona dem mkali najisikitikia tuu naishia kusema wakubwa wanafaidi....

Sinikakuwa bwanaaaa....

Nikaanza kuishia kusema wenye pesa wanafaidi...nami kidogo nikapata visent vya kulia bata nikanza kujisikitikia kuwa hakuna nachofaidi bali ni kero tuuu.....

Mwishowe nimegunduwa wanaofaidi ni wale wenye macho wanaotazama na kuyaacha yaende...

Maana in principle ni kuwa "demu mkali ni yule ambaye unakuwa hujamtia au kuduu naye full stop"...

Hata ukiwatia ma -miss world wooote bado ukimwona miss uswazi au hata asha ndalla ndefu bado chuma kitapiga saluti na kuanza mkakati wa kumla.....

"ama kweli beautifull ones are not yet fu@#cked"

ni hayooo tuuu...

 

[kabanga]

Ukimuona kabanga mitaa hiyo mwambie aje na huku

Ngoja nimuite kwa sauti kabanga njoo huku unatafutwana@utafiti

Mdogo wako Excel leo kaamka na mapepo, kamuangalia huyo dada kachafua kila kitu

eh.. Excel nini tena jamaa yangu?@utafiti hebu tumsaidie...

 

[Mr Rocky]

nimekuja, utafiti, nilipita kimya hapa mwanzo nikapigwa na butwaa.....

Mr Rocky nimefika, haya makubwa jamani.....

kabanga hebu mtafutie Excel mtu wa kwenda kumfulia boxer na shuka maana huko aliko hafai na umtafutie anayefaa kufanya kazi zote mbili kufua na kutuliza mzuka wa Excel mana kachanganyikiwa

 

[Mr Rocky]

nimekuja, utafiti, nilipita kimya hapa mwanzo nikapigwa na butwaa.....

Mr Rocky nimefika, haya makubwa jamani.....

kabanga hebu mtafutie Excel mtu wa kwenda kumfulia boxer na shuka maana huko aliko hafai na umtafutie anayefaa kufanya kazi zote mbili kufua na kutuliza mzuka wa Excel mana kachanganyikiwa

 

[excel]

eh.. Excel nini tena jamaa yangu?@utafiti hebu tumsaidie...

aisee angalia kwa makini hapa!!!

there is something here...

vere vere flabbergasting!

 

[kabanga]

Haya kabanga umepewa homework hebu fanya thn tuletee umeona nini

ah utafiti hiyo ni kazi ndogo kufanya lakini kutamka sasa ndio issue.....lakini kwa ufupi hali inahamasisha, si ndio Excel....?

 

[excel]

kabanga hebu mtafutie Excel mtu wa kwenda kumfulia boxer na shuka maana huko aliko hafai na umtafutie anayefaa kufanya kazi zote mbili kufua na kutuliza mzuka wa Excel mana kachanganyikiwa

wazo zuri sana.... na hali ya hewa ilivyo leo!

i will cuddle someone to the maximum! lolz!

 

[excel]

ah utafiti hiyo ni kazi ndogo kufanya lakini kutamka sasa ndio issue.....lakini kwa ufupi hali inahamasisha, si ndio Excel....?

aisee nivumilieni kama saa moja hivi kulaleki....

ntarudi, wacha nikatapike nyongo mahali fulani!!!!

 

[Idimi]

Ebwanae, laaaaaaaaaaaah

Hahahahhh,
Wapenda vikalio utawajua tu!

 

[Mr Rocky]

The problem Excel uliyo nayo ni kuwa akija utajikuta hamu yote ishaisha na kidudu mtu atakuwa kashapoteza hamu yote na boxer na shuka ushazichafua so hatakuwa na umuhimu kwako

 

[kabanga]

kabanga hebu mtafutie Excel mtu wa kwenda kumfulia boxer na shuka maana huko aliko hafai na umtafutie anayefaa kufanya kazi zote mbili kufua na kutuliza mzuka wa Excel mana kachanganyikiwa

basi Mr Rocky huyu Excel anahitaji mtu wa kumtafutia...? yeye anashika mkono tu, siwajua makeke yake....?

 

[Mr Rocky]

basi Mr Rocky huyu Excel anahitaji mtu wa kumtafutia...? yeye anashika mkono tu, siwajua makeke yake....?

Hahahaahah na mkuu kabanga ni kiasi cha kuinua tuu simu na kupiga wanakuja kama kuku wa kienyeji wameona punje za mchele