Marejesho ndani Serena Dar..... Valentine Day....!!!!!!!

[Nicas Mtei]

Nikija hapo naweza pata hubby wa kuniliwaza?

Ulisema wewe ni ME. Leo unataka hubby wa kukuliwaza? Au wewe ni ndugu yake Boflo?

 

[Zero One Two]

Nimetoa ufafanuzi wa kwanini hilo neno nimeandika, sioni tija wala mantiki ya nyie kulikazania huku nikiwa nimetoa ufafanuzi tayali...

Ulisema wewe ni ME. Leo unataka hubby wa kukuliwaza? Au wewe ni ndugu yake Boflo?

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Nimetoa ufafanuzi wa kwanini hilo neno nimeandika, sioni tija wala mantiki ya nyie kulikazania huku nikiwa nimetoa ufafanuzi tayali...

hahahahaha. Ngastuka. Machale kundesa.

 

[KOKUTONA]

Mimi na my valentine YNNAH tunaparty hapa Ngurdoto Mountain Lodge! Enjoy your time guys!

Nisingekuona ningeshangaa

 

[KOKUTONA]

hahahahaha. Ngastuka. Machale kundesa.

mambo mtumishi

 

[measkron]

measkron.....your daughter charminglady is my number one girl....hajiamini tu na anaona umbali wetu kuwa kikwazo...tafadhali ongea nae

Umenisuuza roho, haya mwanangu charminglady kamu zisi weyi Vin Diesel anajieleza

 

[measkron]

measkron.....ukiona ujumbe huu tafadhali respond.

sema kijana naona binti amesikia

 

[Vin Diesel]

sema kijana naona binti amesikia

Naomba uongee nae....niemmiss sana na siku kama ya leo alitakiwa kuwa nami pembeni

 

[King’asti]

Najishangaa why haujanialika. Unanificha nini baba mzazi?
Mama yuko mbioni kukutaliki aisee

Duh, hawa mabinti watanivunjia ndoa..
Mbona mmesahau kumtaja mama Ngina kuwa na yeye yuko hapa.....
King'asti akiona hii maneno lazima atajifanya FBI,

 

[Asprin]

khaaa! inamaana mie ndo sikustahili huu mwaaliko ama???

Kwanini hujibu sms zangu?

 

[marejesho]

Happy Valentine's day my love.....

Happy belated Valentine's Day love

 

[marejesho]

Kwanini hujibu sms zangu?

Babu nilikukosa sana!

 

[Asprin]

Babu nilikukosa sana!

Hebu njoo PM mpenzi nikuambie kitu kitamu.

 

[marejesho]

Hebu njoo PM mpenzi nikuambie kitu kitamu.

Nshafika ujue huku kwa Prime Minister!!Fanya haraka unijuze hicho kitu kiamu..

 

[Asprin]

Nshafika ujue huku kwa Prime Minister!!Fanya haraka unijuze hicho kitu kiamu..

Nakupenda sana, and I mean it.

 

[Baba V]

Samahani mkuu.... Hapo kwenye RED ulimaanisha nini??? Huenda sikuelewa!!!!

Dushelele dushelele...Ali wa kitaa

 

[Paloma]

Paloma nimefurahi sana!!! Ua lako bado unalo? Mtambuzi waridi langu umelipeleka wapi?

ninalo mwaya....nimelitunza kuna mtu nataka nikamuonyeshe....

 

[Mamndenyi]

Mtambuzi haukunialika nikawa mgeni rasmi
loh hiyo roho mbaya umeianzaje?

Mzima lakini? Hao warembo si ulikoma nao.

Duh, hawa mabinti watanivunjia ndoa..
Mbona mmesahau kumtaja mama Ngina kuwa na yeye yuko hapa.....
King'asti akiona hii maneno lazima atajifanya FBI,

 

[Paloma]

Nisubiri hapo hapo....I have an announcement to make

it was marvelous................!!!!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

mambo mtumishi

Ni poa sana. U hali gani wewe?