Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Rosh Hashannah]

Conte: "We can't catch Manchester City cause they're doing something extra ordinary to win every game and draw just 1 untill now is a fantastic run."

Jose: "We can't catch City cause they spend too much and buy fullbacks at price of strikers."

 

[Rosh Hashannah]

Why wont Manchester united be losing and drawing when their defenders are SMALL, YOUNG and BLIND.

 

[xYz07]

Why wont Manchester united be losing and drawing when their defenders are SMALL, YOUNG and BLIND.

You should ask yourself you trapezium head, how comes small, young and blind have earned more points than your mighty defenders.

 

[xYz07]

Conte: "We can't catch Manchester City cause they're doing something extra ordinary to win every game and draw just 1 untill now is a fantastic run."

Jose: "We can't catch City cause they spend too much and buy fullbacks at price of strikers."

One is the winner and the other one is match fixing merchant.

 

[xYz07]

Amshukuru mo KVP
Au kisa umenusurika kipondo
Mi target yangu ww na c Burnley
Curve inaanza kushuka hiyo

Una nafasi kubwa ya kutoka nje ya top ten kuliko kuikuta United.

Pambana na burnley uliemzidi point moja kabla ya kuiwaza timu iliyokupita point TISA

 

[radika]

Facts That U Don't Know

1. Marcos Alonso(10) has scored more premier league goals than Paul Pogba(8) since the start of last season. £89M

2. Bakayako this season. 3 goals, 3 assists. POOR SEASON.
Matic this season. 0 goals, 1 assist. SEASON OF HIS LIFE.

3. Ronaldo has scored 4 league goals this season. WORLD BEST.

4. De gea has kept 2 clean sheets in his last 9 premier league appearance n conceded 9 goals in de process. BEST KEEPER IN THE WORLD.

5. Zslatan Ibrahimovic has only scored 1 goal in 9 appearance this season. THE GOD FATHER.

*HOLIC FACTS*

Jesse Lingard has scored or assisted more goals (10) in the Premier League this season than:

Hazard (5️ & 2️)

Mlianza na cante saiv mmehamia kwa alonso pogba na olonso wapi na wapi


Hata otamend ana goli nyingi kumzid matic hilo hujagundua?

 

[Southern Highland]

Arsenal alishinda mechi zote

Sasa Arsenal nao unawaingiza top 4 kwa kigezo gani.?

 

[RJ-White]

Cjui umeongea hivyo kwa kutazama kitu gani

United ana lack kitu kimoja - consistency. Haaminiki. A lot of lost chances to score mpaka wanakera. Lakini subiri Chelsea awe nafasi ya pili na City apate majeruhi au draws gap lipungue uone pressure ambayo Chelsea watampa. Check this again sometimes in April.

 

[Southern Highland]

Jesse fucking Lingard has more goals than the worlds' best Hazard. HOPE THIS WILL HELP

Bwahahaaaaa... Povuuu

 

[Southern Highland]

Why wont Manchester united be losing and drawing when their defenders are SMALL, YOUNG and BLIND.

Hahaaa ..... ..This kill them..

 

[Southern Highland]

Conte: "We can't catch Manchester City cause they're doing something extra ordinary to win every game and draw just 1 untill now is a fantastic run."

Jose: "We can't catch City cause they spend too much and buy fullbacks at price of strikers."

Hahaaaa.. Tofauti ya kocha (Conte) na msimamia mazoezi (Jose)

 

[Drone Camera]

Una nafasi kubwa ya kutoka nje ya top ten kuliko kuikuta United.

Pambana na burnley uliemzidi point moja kabla ya kuiwaza timu iliyokupita point TISA

Leo zinabaki sita
Tunza maneno yako

 

[radika]

Hahaaaa.. Tofauti ya kocha (Conte) na msimamia mazoezi (Jose)

Hata timu ya mtaani kwenu hujawahi cheza sikia ligendary wenu


John Terry has hailed Manchester United’s Jose Mourinho as the “best manager”.


The former England defender worked under Mourinho during two spells at Stamford Bridge and won three Premier League titles.

Mourinho helped to transform Chelsea into a Premier League powerhouse following his first appointment in 2004.
Terry established himself as one of Europe’s best centre-halves in Mourinho’s Chelsea team before his departure in 2007.


Soma juu wewe.



Mourinho returned to Chelsea following spells at Inter Milan and Real Madrid in 2013.
The Portuguese coach won his third Premier League title with Terry as his captain before the 54-year-old’s dismissal in December 2015.
Mourinho was appointed as Louis van Gaal’s successor in 2016 and won the Europa League and the League Cup in his first season in charge at Old Trafford.
Former Chelsea captain Terry opened up about the current Manchester United boss.
“He was the best manager, and the best coach as well,” Terry told Monday Night Football on Sky Sports . “He did everything.
“He was the first one to come and revolutionise it at Chelsea.
“He would be the first in, 8am, he’d be the one setting the cones out, and you’d come in as players and he’d be out there, if it was pouring with rain, getting his session organised.”

 

[xYz07]

Leo zinabaki sita
Tunza maneno yako

Uje uniamshe ikibaki moja.

 

[radika]

Arsenal the best team in the world

and liverpool.

 

[radika]

Arsenal alishinda mechi zote

hahahhahha shululu ushind ule hatar tupu basketball

 

[xYz07]

mama yako kabla ya kukuzaa alikuwa binti kwa hiyo nae hana akili? muwe mnaangilia kauli zingine vijana jikiteni kwenye mpira lugha za karaha sio nzur mtakimbia hapa.

Achana nao mkuu, ngoja tuende nao sawa tu.

 

[Felsic]

United ana lack kitu kimoja - consistency. Haaminiki. A lot of lost chances to score mpaka wanakera. Lakini subiri Chelsea awe nafasi ya pili na City apate majeruhi au draws gap lipungue uone pressure ambayo Chelsea watampa. Check this again sometimes in April.

Kwa hiyo mnasubiri hadi muwe wa pili ndio muanze kutoa pressure??

 

[Rajab_Omar]

You should ask yourself you trapezium head, how comes small, young and blind have earned more points than your mighty defenders.

😀 😀 😀

 

[Rajab_Omar]

Jesse fucking Lingard has more goals than the worlds' best Hazard. HOPE THIS WILL HELP

Majibu Mengine Yaweza Kukukimbiza Kwenye Uzi! 😀 😀 😀 😀