Facts That U Don't Know
1. Marcos Alonso(10) has scored more premier league goals than Paul Pogba(8) since the start of last season. £89M
Also has killed many people than entire Manchester united squad
2. Bakayako this season. 3 goals, 3 assists. POOR SEASON.
Matic this season. 0 goals, 1 assist. SEASON OF HIS LIFE.
Fellain has more goals than modric, so pipe down you daft cunt
3. Ronaldo has scored 4 league goals this season. WORLD BEST.
Ronaldo is bigger than your club, you bullshitting dickhead
4. De gea has kept 2 clean sheets in his last 9 premier league appearance n conceded 9 goals in de process. BEST KEEPER IN THE WORLD.
still above you in the table
5. Zslatan Ibrahimovic has only scored 1 goal in 9 appearance this season. THE GOD FATHER.
Has won more trophies than your club, and your club wish to be lyk him
*HOLIC FACTS*