Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[SAVAGE AF]

"You can fix your nose, but if you let somebody score the goal your pride cannot be fixed." – Nemanja Vidic

Warrior.

 

[Numbisa]

Today Epl
18:00

MANCHESTER UNITED

Vs

BURNLEY

 

[radika]

Mazowea mabaya. Mwaka huyu mtakoma tu!!! Mmeshazoea kuzoa zoa makombe. Tutaona mwaka huu.

Tukiwaambia mpira mmeanza kushangilia juzi mnakataa manchester united hatuna mazoea hivyo vipindi tumepitia na hakuna timu isiyopitia kwa mfano toka 2002 had 2006 mwshon timu yetu haikuwa na ubora chini ya sir alex hapo alikuwa mwamba arsenal nakumbuka 2002 mwishon sir alex alitaka hata kuacha kazi so nnachoweza kukuambia mkiwa mnakoment vitu hapa mhakikishe mpo nondo ndo mana kuna muda mnatuona tunaongea au tunadharau tunajua namna timu inapopotia ktk vipind vigumu

hapo kamwe ndo mana huwez kuona namsimanga mourinho atoke mana najua bado hajapata wachezaj 9 wanaotakiwa kuvaa jez ya united na hamna kocha atakaefanikiwa kama wakimfukuza mourinho mana anajua ni wap pana shida hasa kwenye timu iliyokuwa giant kocha wako alikataa kuja pale anajua ugumu uliopo akakimbilia timu isiyo na lawama.

 

[M-mbabe]

Baada Ya Gurdiola Kufanikiwa Kuinunua Ligi Hawa Man Shit washaanza Mdomo! Kabla Ya Kuangalia Kuwa Kwanini Hajafungwa kwanza Wangeangali Katumia £ ngapi Kwa Ajili ya Kufika Hapo alipo.
Lakini Muarabu afahamu Kuwa Mpira Ni Wa Wananchi na Si Wa Pesa..

Hata Abramovic 2004/05 aliinunua Ligi lakini Sasahivi Kaishia Wapi? Kuingia sokoni anaogopa Anaishia Kuuza Matic anunue Moratta.

Na Huyo Mwarabu Ajue Matumizi Ya Katika Soka Yana Ukomo..

Kwa Ufupi Gurdiola Kainunua Ligi.

mkuu, mi naona hata hawa "mbolea" wenye hili jukwaa lao nao walitaka kununua ligi, sema ni vile Guardiola kamzidi akili mwenziwe technically and tactically.

mkuu si unajua kuwa the 2 most expensive players kwenye EPL kwa sasa wanachezea "mbolea" na ni Moaning Hole ndiye aliwanunua?

 

[radika]

mkuu, mi naona hata hawa "mbolea" wenye hili jukwaa lao nao walitaka kununua ligi, sema ni vile Guardiola kamzidi akili mwenziwe technically and tactically.

mkuu si unajua kuwa the 2 most expensive players kwenye EPL kwa sasa wanachezea "mbolea" na ni Moaning Hole ndiye aliwanunua?

Tukiwaambia vichwani hamma kitu mnakasirika

Huyo jamaa liverpool alikuwa sahihi ila wewe tatizo lako unaongozwa na chuki si mpira.



The Premier League financial arms race has seen clubs spend hundreds of millions of pounds bolstering every position on their respective starting lineups.

While the more expensive fees have tended to be for attacking players, Manchester City have changed the game somewhat buy buying two £50m+ full-backs and making Ederson Moraes the second most expensive goalkeeper of all time.
Rather than look at the cost of the squads themselves (because Man City have already ridden that horse straight to Moneytown), how much would each of the Premier League top six’s preferred starting eleven cost?
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Manchester City: Ederson Moraes (£34m); Kyle Walker (£50m), Vincent Kompany (£6m) , Nicolas Otamendi (£28.5m) , Benjamin Mendy (£52m); Ilkay Gundogan (£20m), Kevin De Bruyne (£55m), David Silva (£25m), Leroy Sane (£37m), Gabriel Jesus (£33m), Sergio Aguero (£35m)
Leaving aside the monstrous cost of their squad as a whole (John Stones and Eliaquim Mangala being worth a combined £85m etc.), the £6m signing of Vincent Kompany sticks out like a sore thumb. Nearly a decade and piles of money later, the Belgian is still their best defender (when fit) and starts ahead of players that cost seven times what he did.
Total: £375.5m


Manchester United: David De Gea (£17.8m), Antonio Valencia (£16m), Eric Bailly (£30m), Victor Lindelof (£31m), Daley Blind (£13.8m), Nemanja Matic (£40m), Paul Pogba (£89m), Ander Herrera (£30m), Henrikh Mkhitaryan (£27m), Marcus Rashford (£0), Romelu Lukaku (£75m)
Man United have really upped their spending game in the post-Ferguson era, building what became most expensive squad ever assembled last season. They have invested almost £150m in the team again this summer, and that figure will rise further next year if/when Mourinho decides he needs new full backs.
Total: £369.6m


Chelsea: Thibaut Courtois (£8m) ; Cesar Azpilicueta
(7m) , David Luiz (£32m) , Antonio Rudiger (£29m) ; Victor Moses (£10m) , N’Golo Kante (£32m) , Tiemoue Bayayoko (£40m) , Marcos Alonso (£24m) ; Pedro
(£21m) , Eden Hazard (£32m) ; Alvaro Morata (£58m)
Assuming Rudiger starts ahead of Cahill, Chelsea under Antonio Conte have fully embraced the “expensive defender” model, with a pair of bargains in the form of Thibaut Courtois and Cesar Azpilicueta. With bench options Cesc Fabregas and Michy Batshuayi costing around £60m between them and £32m striker Diego Costa nowhere to be seen the squad is an expensive one, but the starting eleven rounds out as:
Total: £293m



Arsenal: Petr Cech (£10m), Laurent Koscielny (£8.5m), Shkodran Mustafi (£35m), Nacho Monreal (£8.3m), Hector Bellerin (£0m), Sead Kolasinac (£0m), Aaron Ramsey (£4.8m), Granit Xhaka (£35m), Mesut Ozil (£42.5m), Alexis Sanchez (£31.7m), Alexandre Lacazette (£46.5m)
Having been a reluctant spender for years, Arsene Wenger has finally conceded that some players just cost that bit more. The £35m signing of Mustafi last season started well enough before dipping a bit, and Wenger has resisted the calls to trop tens of millions in all parts of the squad. The free transfer signing of Kolasinac and club record deal for Alexandre Lacazetter are the sum total (unless Monaco’s Thomas Lemar joins in the next three weeks).
Total: £222.3



Liverpool: Simon Mignolet (£9m), Nathaniel Clyne (£12.5m), Joel Matip (£0) , Dejan Lovren (£20m) , Andrew Robertson (£8m), Jordan Henderson (£15m), Philippe Coutinho (£8.5m), Adam Lallana (£25m), Mohamed Salah (£36.9m), Sadio Mane (£34m), Roberto Firmino (£29m)
Should a deal be reached for Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk, then this lineup will be about £50m more expensive and have a lot less Dejan Lovren in it, but for now, both he and Joel Matip are still Jurgen Klopp’s first-choice pairing. This also assumes that Andrew Robertson will be the first-choice left-back and that Philippe Coutinho will be staying at Anfield.
Total: £197.9m



Tottenham Hotspur: Hugo Lloris (£12m) , Kieran Trippier (£3.5m) , Toby Alderweireld (£11.5m) , Jan Vertonghen (£9,5m) , Danny Rose (£1m) , Eric Dier
(£4m) , Victor Wanyama (£11m) , Son Heung-min
(£22m) , Dele Alli (£5m) , Christian Eriksen (£11m) , Harry Kane
Building a Premier League title challenging team for less than half of what Neymar cost (and only twice more than the fee received for Kyle Walker) is highly impressive from Pochettino, and while last season’s expensive signings were largely a disappointment and only one of them is a guaranteed starter, it actually only serves to make the starting lineup look even more impressive in comparison.
Total: £90.5m

 

[radika]

mkuu, mi naona hata hawa "mbolea" wenye hili jukwaa lao nao walitaka kununua ligi, sema ni vile Guardiola kamzidi akili mwenziwe technically and tactically.

mkuu si unajua kuwa the 2 most expensive players kwenye EPL kwa sasa wanachezea "mbolea" na ni Moaning Hole ndiye aliwanunua?

Bei ya mangala na johnston inafikia bei ya pogba halafu hawana uhakika wa namba.

 

[Konaball]

Hary Kane anatisha

 

[M-mbabe]

Tukiwaambia vichwani hamma kitu mnakasirika

Huyo jamaa liverpool alikuwa sahihi ila wewe tatizo lako unaongozwa na chuki si mpira.



The Premier League financial arms race has seen clubs spend hundreds of millions of pounds bolstering every position on their respective starting lineups.

While the more expensive fees have tended to be for attacking players, Manchester City have changed the game somewhat buy buying two £50m+ full-backs and making Ederson Moraes the second most expensive goalkeeper of all time.
Rather than look at the cost of the squads themselves (because Man City have already ridden that horse straight to Moneytown), how much would each of the Premier League top six’s preferred starting eleven cost?
___
Manchester City: Ederson Moraes (£34m); Kyle Walker (£50m), Vincent Kompany (£6m) , Nicolas Otamendi (£28.5m) , Benjamin Mendy (£52m); Ilkay Gundogan (£20m), Kevin De Bruyne (£55m), David Silva (£25m), Leroy Sane (£37m), Gabriel Jesus (£33m), Sergio Aguero (£35m)
Leaving aside the monstrous cost of their squad as a whole (John Stones and Eliaquim Mangala being worth a combined £85m etc.), the £6m signing of Vincent Kompany sticks out like a sore thumb. Nearly a decade and piles of money later, the Belgian is still their best defender (when fit) and starts ahead of players that cost seven times what he did.
Total: £375.5m


Manchester United: David De Gea (£17.8m), Antonio Valencia (£16m), Eric Bailly (£30m), Victor Lindelof (£31m), Daley Blind (£13.8m), Nemanja Matic (£40m), Paul Pogba (£89m), Ander Herrera (£30m), Henrikh Mkhitaryan (£27m), Marcus Rashford (£0), Romelu Lukaku (£75m)
Man United have really upped their spending game in the post-Ferguson era, building what became most expensive squad ever assembled last season. They have invested almost £150m in the team again this summer, and that figure will rise further next year if/when Mourinho decides he needs new full backs.
Total: £369.6m


Chelsea: Thibaut Courtois (£8m) ; Cesar Azpilicueta
(7m) , David Luiz (£32m) , Antonio Rudiger (£29m) ; Victor Moses (£10m) , N’Golo Kante (£32m) , Tiemoue Bayayoko (£40m) , Marcos Alonso (£24m) ; Pedro
(£21m) , Eden Hazard (£32m) ; Alvaro Morata (£58m)
Assuming Rudiger starts ahead of Cahill, Chelsea under Antonio Conte have fully embraced the “expensive defender” model, with a pair of bargains in the form of Thibaut Courtois and Cesar Azpilicueta. With bench options Cesc Fabregas and Michy Batshuayi costing around £60m between them and £32m striker Diego Costa nowhere to be seen the squad is an expensive one, but the starting eleven rounds out as:
Total: £293m



Arsenal: Petr Cech (£10m), Laurent Koscielny (£8.5m), Shkodran Mustafi (£35m), Nacho Monreal (£8.3m), Hector Bellerin (£0m), Sead Kolasinac (£0m), Aaron Ramsey (£4.8m), Granit Xhaka (£35m), Mesut Ozil (£42.5m), Alexis Sanchez (£31.7m), Alexandre Lacazette (£46.5m)
Having been a reluctant spender for years, Arsene Wenger has finally conceded that some players just cost that bit more. The £35m signing of Mustafi last season started well enough before dipping a bit, and Wenger has resisted the calls to trop tens of millions in all parts of the squad. The free transfer signing of Kolasinac and club record deal for Alexandre Lacazetter are the sum total (unless Monaco’s Thomas Lemar joins in the next three weeks).
Total: £222.3



Liverpool: Simon Mignolet (£9m), Nathaniel Clyne (£12.5m), Joel Matip (£0) , Dejan Lovren (£20m) , Andrew Robertson (£8m), Jordan Henderson (£15m), Philippe Coutinho (£8.5m), Adam Lallana (£25m), Mohamed Salah (£36.9m), Sadio Mane (£34m), Roberto Firmino (£29m)
Should a deal be reached for Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk, then this lineup will be about £50m more expensive and have a lot less Dejan Lovren in it, but for now, both he and Joel Matip are still Jurgen Klopp’s first-choice pairing. This also assumes that Andrew Robertson will be the first-choice left-back and that Philippe Coutinho will be staying at Anfield.
Total: £197.9m



Tottenham Hotspur: Hugo Lloris (£12m) , Kieran Trippier (£3.5m) , Toby Alderweireld (£11.5m) , Jan Vertonghen (£9,5m) , Danny Rose (£1m) , Eric Dier
(£4m) , Victor Wanyama (£11m) , Son Heung-min
(£22m) , Dele Alli (£5m) , Christian Eriksen (£11m) , Harry Kane
Building a Premier League title challenging team for less than half of what Neymar cost (and only twice more than the fee received for Kyle Walker) is highly impressive from Pochettino, and while last season’s expensive signings were largely a disappointment and only one of them is a guaranteed starter, it actually only serves to make the starting lineup look even more impressive in comparison.
Total: £90.5m

hahahaaa!

 

[Ferrenga]

 

[mkurya org.]

Leo mfumo ni 4-4-2
Lukaku na zlatan wote mbele

 

[Felsic]

Mkuu kamuunge mkono city hamna bana natania tutakaa sawa kila mech tukicheza hatukos mchezaj muhimu kuwa majeruh kwa mfano juz tulimkosa valencia na bailly kidogo inapunguza ushind sio muda wote kocha anafanya vibaya yafaa tumpe credit kujaza vitoto vingi na kufanya navyo kazi inahitaj moyo mana kipind alikiwa akiwapiga bench wakina martial tulikuwa tunalaum lakin sote tunaona wanafanya makosa yanayojirudia hatuna wachezaj wapambanaji level za wakina rooney mchezaj yupo tayar kucheza hata bek

Nasikia jones alimwambia herrera akacheze namba 2 lindelof apande namba 4 baada ya smalling kuumia lakin ander alikataa so unaona hapo hakuna wafia timu.

Mkuu ukiangalia kwa makini hilo linaweza kuwa sabab, lakini mwiso WA Siku hata tactics za kujihami zaid kwa team kunakaribisha mashambulizi.

Imagine hapo Smalling kaumia, lakini City walikua one man down muda huo pia. Team inatakiwa kushambulia, hii ideology ya kulinda goal moja ni Tatizo.

Once a Red, always a Red. [HASHTAG]#GGMU[/HASHTAG]

 

[Wild sniper]

Martial anashida gani mbona hata sub hayupo leo??

 

[Jeho]

Goal moja kwa burnely.

 

[ipogolo]

Mzee Mzima leoo!!

 

[ipogolo]

DKK ya mapemaa

 

[theriogenology]

Hakuna timu pale

 

[Econometrician]

nina wasiwasi na hii timu hata top 4 wanaweza wakachomoka,angalia game ya leo kama hamta toka draw sijui

 

[Konaball]

Wachezaji wanacheza ilimradi wakati wa kushambulia utakuta mtu mmoja ktk box

 

[Konaball]

Ushindi upo

 

[Konaball]

Tunapigana lakini mhh childish inasumbua pale mbele