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[Werrason]

Congratulations to Garry

 

[Da'Vinci]

JE WAJUA?
Kuna samaki ambaye anakula Mamba, Anaitwa Goliath Tiger fish ana meno 32.

 

[Da'Vinci]

JE WAJUA?
Shigetaka Kurit ndie aliyetengeneza Emoj

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Basi historia yao ya kuchhuna ngozi na ujambazi wa kutekana barabarani unakula nondo za kweli, ilikuwa hatari sana

Kweli mkuu ila ni watu ambao wema sema wachache ndo wamechafua kabila zima

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Huko ni kwao

Kumbeee

 

[Da'Vinci]

JE WAJUA?
Stockholm nchini Sweeden kuna Condom Ambulance ambayo huleta pakti 10 za condom hadi mlangoni kwako kama ukiwapigia simu wakuletee.

 

[Da'Vinci]

JE WAJUA?
Sauti za Dinosaur kwenye muvi ya Jurasic Park ili rekodiwa kutoka kwenye kobe Waliokua wanfanya mapenzi.

 

[Transcend]

JE WAJUA?
Stockholm nchini Sweeden kuna Condom Ambulance ambayo huleta pakti 10 za condom hadi mlangoni kwako kama ukiwapigia simu wakuletee.

I think Tanzanian should adopt this system...

 

[Da'Vinci]

I think Tanzanian should adopt this system...

Nilikumiss bro..

 

[Transcend]

Nilikumiss bro..

Miss you too broh..

Naamini uko salama

 

[Werrason]

hahaha mm sijui kwakweli

 

[Werrason]

Mukongo umetisha

Kuliko wewe!!!

 

[Da'Vinci]

Miss you too broh..

Naamini uko salama

Sana tu
Sakayo wap jooh¿

 

[Werrason]

Nakumbuka kuna kifungu kwenye biblia kinasema mwanamke mpumbavu hubomoa nyumba yake kwa mikono yake ogopa huu mstari usikuhusu

 

[Werrason]

mm mushenga wala sipendi simuombi kabisa lee ata akinipa nakataa

 

[Valentina]

Sawa nikuambie kitu

Enhee

 

[Werrason]

Salama mkuu, nilipotea kidogo baada ya kutekwa na mamazi wa Tanga

Tanga Laha!!!

 

[Shunie]

Nabata ushungu

ushungu huo vepee nyuma ya keyboard

 

[Shunie]

Karibu le Madame

teh nakuonaaa

 

[Shunie]

Roho inakuuma Maskini

ahhaahhah baba mchuchu