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[Sweetiepie]

Unakutana na kidemu ndani ya miezi miwili kanataka kaje waona wazazi wako. Dada, mi mwenyewe nlikaa miezi 9 tumboni kabla sijawaona wazazi wangu mwenyewe, usiniletee mapenzi ya Mwendokasi.

Sipendagi ujinga mimi

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Sacajo ndio mjeda humu huwa sitaki uchochezii

Kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[sacajo]

Kwi kwi kwi kwi

Kuwa makini

 

[Sweetiepie]

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Kwa hisani ya Kilimanjaro Queens sina la ziada kutoka kwenye magazeti yetu ya Leo.
Naitwa Jimena Jimenes
Nawatakia siku njema na mafanikio tele
Adios

Asante kwa kutuhabarisha my only Twin

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Kuwa makini

Sawa mkuu, teh teh teh teh

 

[Sweetiepie]

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Jamani hawa mbona walikuwa wanani inspire mimi nini tena kimewapata...

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kila mtu pogba pogba wamuache kabisa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Hadithi ya Muntary na Mwalimu wa English:
_TEACHER_ : Who is a pharmacist?

_MUNTARY_ : (raised up his hand.)
TEACHER: So it’s only _Muntary_ that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except _Muntary_..?

(There was no reply from the students)

_TEACHER_: Ok. now _Muntary_, chukua hii fimbo, charaza ****** hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.

_Muntary_ (akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)

TEACHER: Now, my dear _Muntary_ tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is…?

MUNTARY: Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.

_Muntary_ sasa hivi amelazwa taasisi ya mifupa

 

[Sweetiepie]

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Haiwezekani...ntakata rufaa

 

[shululu]

Wafanye kwelii

Hawawezi hata kidogo

 

[Sweetiepie]

1976 - Orlando Letelier anauwawa jijini Washington D.C

Alikuwa ni sehemu ya utawala wa Rais wa Chile aliyepinduliwa Salvador Allende na Dikteta Augusto Pinochet.

Aliuwawa kwa kutegeshewa bomu kwenye gari.

Apumzike kwa amani

 

[Sweetiepie]

2013 - Al Shabab wanavamia na kushambulia Maduka ya Westgate huko Nairobi nchini Kenya.

Hawa watu ni tishio

 

[shululu]

Visiwa vya shelisheli.. Huko kila baada ya nyumba ni sheli, kuna sheli nyingi kichizi.

Weka picha

 

[Sweetiepie]

1989 - Jason Derulo anazaliwa.

Ni mwanamuziki toka nchini Marekani.

Kumbe kadogo

 

[shululu]

Afternoon Jirani

Za mchana jirani

 

[Sweetiepie]

Leo ni siku ya kimataifa ya amani.

Syria sidhani kama wanaitambua hii siku...

 

[Sweetiepie]

Leo katika Historia:

Kwa udhamini mnono wa Bajaj mpya ya Air Tanzania, tukutane kesho.

Bye

 

[shululu]

Haiwezekani...ntakata rufaa

Ruksa kabisa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mkuu kwani huwa wanaangalia hili jukwaa, nadhani mara nyingi wana kuwa kule kwenye majukwaa ya siasa na habari mchanganyiko

Na hivi sisi ni Makapuku! no one cares, they don't give a shit about us anyway!!...yani huku KF ni zaidi ya chimbo.

 

[shululu]

Kumbe kadogo

Kama wewe tu, au wewe mkubwa