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[Werrason]

We nae ni mchochezi!!!

 

[Sweetiepie]

Girl: Baby ,Can you speak Italian, German or French?? Because you Like watching their games so attentively.

Boy:* Yeah I understand Everything..
Girl:*Mmmmh,can you speak a little so that I can hear??
Boy*: Neymar Totti Messi Ancelotti Del Piero Gonzalo Dybala,Arbeloa Maldini Di Natale Konte Atletico...
*Girl:* Waoooow....what does it Mean???
Boy*: In all days of my life,You will Remain being in ma heart.
*Girl:* Babe....Thank you ...I love you so Much...
Boy*: Ngolo Kante.
*Girl:* Mmhh...And what does it mean??

*Boy*:Means I love you too..

Uongo mchana kweupeeeeee.....

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[makaveli10]

Beki mizizi

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Basi tena mtoto wewe ushaanza na maneno yako ya toilet..

Wenzako wana"Adidas'adidas" tigo
Wewe una"lafilafi" maneno..

Kiande we..

 

[Bailly5]

Basi tena picha imefutika...

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[makaveli10]

Naona uchawi wako wa handeni unafanya kazi sasa

Kigagulaz

 

[makaveli10]

Hii movie ntaifuta

Itakuwa safi.

 

[makaveli10]

We unaleta umbea kwenye issue serious
Kauze papai

........

Kafie mbele ya safar

Kigwema wee..

 

[Werrason]

Uongo mchana kweupeeeeee.....

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hebu sogea hapa nikwambie kyityu

 

[Sweetiepie]

Itakuwa safi.

Ipo Youtube??

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[makaveli10]

Aisee ngoma nayo ni nomaa

Tena noma zaid ya noma..

Alikuwa mchiz wa ice cube na dr. Dre

 

[makaveli10]

Juzi nimeshindwa kuja KF kucheki nina post zaidi ya 899 jana nikachungulia nika kuta nyingine 700 na ushee asubuhi mia 200 na kitu nikafanya uamuzi MGUMU kuendelea pale uzi ulipo

Hata mie nimeump kidogo.. A.k.a nimechumpa

 

[makaveli10]

Utaifuta tena???

Hahaa.. Mezea bibie wewe. Typing error

 

[Sweetiepie]

Tena noma zaid ya noma..

Alikuwa mchiz wa ice cube na dr. Dre

Maskin wee....ngoja naona Youtube ipo! nikimaliza mishughuliko nitaicheck kwa utulivu huwa napenda sana Black american wanavyoongea.

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[makaveli10]

Utaifuta tena???

Hii inaitwa kuchapia kwa vidole

 

[Sweetiepie]

Hii inaitwa kuchapia kwa vidole

Hahahaa

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[makaveli10]

Si ndo hapo

Watajijua...

 

[shululu]

We nae ni mchochezi!!!

Atashitakiwa

 

[makaveli10]

Saint Bitoz.

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Cent bitoz..

 

[shululu]

Kabla giza halijaingia lazma niichek hii movie.... ipo Youtube???

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Haiwezi kukosa

 

[makaveli10]

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Hii ni kung-fu kid