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[Wick]

Hahhahha kaka chige usitake kunigombanisha na Wick wangu endelea tu na Mzigua90

Nani leta matata huyoo!??.. Naona chige kanikatalia Bima yangu sasa akitaka tuktuk pah aendelee sumbua wewe!..

 

[bunyebunye]

Jamani bunyebunye asante sana kwa kunikumbuka nafurahi sana usisahau kunitumia samaki jamani

Sawa mkuu, kesho nitaenda na rula ili niwapime kabisa isije kuwa tabu, maana msukuma mwenzetu amechachamaa

 

[Wick]

Ah! Sa we ndo unataka kunigombanisha na Shemeji Wick... kwanza ye mila zetu anazifahamu na anafahamu kulana kwetu sharti kwa hamu! Afu huyo binamu toka kwa shangazi mdogo, huyo Mzigua90 cjui nani cjui!! Yaani anajidai sana cku hizi....

Mzigua90 mtafutie Godons na Henessy muite kikaoni haki tena!..

 

[bunyebunye]

Halafu nasikia mnapenda wanawake weupe eenh

Ndiyo tabia yetu tulio wengi, hata kama madada ana chura kubwa kiasi gani bila kuwa mweupe ni kazi bureeee

 

[Shunie]

Nani leta matata huyoo!??.. Naona chige kanikatalia Bima yangu sasa akitaka tuktuk pah aendelee sumbua wewe!..

Babe anasema eti binamu nyama ya hamu

 

[Shunie]

Sawa mkuu, kesho nitaenda na rula ili niwapime kabisa isije kuwa tabu, maana msukuma mwenzetu amechachamaa

 

[Shunie]

Mzigua90 mtafutie Godons na Henessy muite kikaoni haki tena!..

Bila kusahau JD

 

[Shunie]

Ndiyo tabia yetu tulio wengi, hata kama madada ana chura kubwa kiasi gani bila kuwa mweupe ni kazi bureeee

 

[Wick]

Shikamoo shemela

unataka kuninyima nini kwanza!?... 🙂

 

[Wick]

....binafsi hapa MF ni nyumbani ukishapazoea basi uhangaiki kujua uanzie wapi

Ngoja nitafute pa kuingilia, hivi Mrs Van mmemuona humu!?..

 

[Wick]

Shunie umeniogopesha tutalala kweli leo mama!?..

 

[Wick]

Babe anasema eti binamu nyama ya hamu

Unamjua binamu ake mwingine, nikamuonyeshe kama nyama ya hamu tamu!?..

 

[Wick]

Bila kusahau JD

Ewaa au sminorff gin bariiidi!..

 

[Shunie]

Ngoja nitafute pa kuingilia, hivi Mrs Van mmemuona humu!?..

Mrs Van tena jamani

 

[Shunie]

Shunie umeniogopesha tutalala kweli leo mama!?..

Nimekuogopesha na nn babe tena

 

[Shunie]

Unamjua binamu ake mwingine, nikamuonyeshe kama nyama ya hamu tamu!?..

Mm babe sitaki hizo habari zake za nyama ya hamu

 

[Shunie]

Ewaa au sminorff gin bariiidi!..

Ndio vinywaji vyake hivyo

 

[Tumosa]

unataka kuninyima nini kwanza!?... 🙂

Heshima tuu hyo wala sikunyimi kitu

 

[Wick]

Mrs Van tena jamani

Yeah kunatopic nilitaka kuidiscuss nae 🙁.

 

[Wick]

Nimekuogopesha na nn babe tena

Hizi je wajua, zinapoelekea ni je wajua wick ni .....😉