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[makaveli10]

Maka unakumbuka yule dogo wa kuhindi ulimkulaga...yule dogo wa ilala? [emoji41]

Hhmmm... Vunga bhana, mbona unataka kunivua msuli ukweni[emoji23] [emoji23]


Dogo yupi huyo!? Halaf mimi sikuli watoto mkuu, mie miguberi iliyoshindikana ndio nahangaika nayo

 

[makaveli10]

Sijambo mimi shikamoo

Marhaba dada mdogo wangu[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[makaveli10]

Asanteeeeee

Umepewa nini!?

 

[makaveli10]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] nimeshindwa kumuwekea huyo shemeji yangu kwa dada angu

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[makaveli10]

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Ni kumiliki simu au line ya simu(sim card)

Hahaa.. Hawajajua tofaut ya simu na sim card

 

[makaveli10]

Hivyo hivyo

Siwez kabisa..

 

[makaveli10]

What?

Sakayo kafanyaje?

Atueleze vizur

 

[makaveli10]

Aiseee me na maka tunajua tulichoongea sio hivyo unavyofikilia

Mwambie hapo kapigwa chenga ya mwili kama andunje messi alivyomfanya boateng[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[makaveli10]

Nami nimejiuliza sana

Unajikuta unacheka mwenyewe tu.

 

[makaveli10]

Akikupa utakataa?

Ntampeleka hospital kumpima kama akili ziko sahihi...

 

[makaveli10]

Ebu ngoja niulize kuhusu kitambulisho cha taifa mwanzo kabisa nilipata au natakiwa nipate kipya kile hakifai

Wakikujib nishtue na mie nigelezee jibu

 

[makaveli10]

Umesikia hii papuchi yangu ni pipi kila mtu analambishwa alambe

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kwangu shubiri

 

[makaveli10]

Kipya cha nini wakati hicho ulichonacho kinakwisha muda wake 2024

Shukrani mkuu

 

[makaveli10]

Nimemuuliza Makaveli10 ikitokea akapewa hii hapa chukua JE ATAKATAA?

SICHUKUI

 

[makaveli10]

Sasa je unakulwaje na mtu haujamtunuku au kutunukiana achana na swala la kulana jamani ni hisia na kupenda

[emoji817] kweli

 

[Iceman 3D]

Habari za usiku makapuku naomba mni elekeze kwa wanao jua
Ofisi za Nida makao makuu ziko sehem gani?

 

[makaveli10]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] unajua kujtetea

Hahaa... Ndio ukweli wenyewe huo shemeji we muulize nduguyo km kuna siku niliwahi kumtongoza ama kumfata hata pm, sisi tunamalizana hapa hapa, hata tungekuwa tunajuana nje ya jf shunie namchukulia kama dada/mshikaji/swahiba kwangu.

 

[makaveli10]

Naona umekuja nyumbani kwetu karibu sana ila huku unaweza kupigwa jamani mume wangu yupo humu [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] sema sijui katekwa hatulii ndio mana nimetafuta mchepuko

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[makaveli10]

Mwache azurure akichoka atarudi home

Bila shaka umetoka kwa bwana, una dalili za mke mwema[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[makaveli10]

Kuna watu wamevaa mask kama soudy brown tuu

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